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Tomorrow is Gandhi day so try to act like him as much as possible, in honour of his memory.

Anyone who eats cow should be eaten

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wish i didn't have the palette of a child
sick of sheepishly ordering a bowl of chips everywhere i go

So can I
30 dollars isn't actually a lot

looks like a yank made a generic comment, better blow the fuck up like the unhinged sycophant that I am

I'll take a Gandhi stick and shave my head and wear a loin and beat up niggers and dalits with my stick

Are you excited for Yandhi, lad? You seem pretty racist desu

I mean I can afford to pay that at a restaurant without it being a poor financial decision, obviously. sorry for were too slow to pick up on that

amazing that you'd judge people for eating cow when you LITERALLY SHIT IN THE STREET, PAJEET

perhaps you meant palate

I plan on not eating in solidarity with the untouchables, also because i'm fasting anyway.

feels good man
ride this fucking wave but use it wisely
you never know when or how they'll try to shut us down

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burguus~

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yeah that's it
there were a few options i could think of and couldn't remember which was right

30 dollars isn't that expensive for a steak though, it's just a step above middle of the road. It's not worth it in my opinion.
I've eaten wagyu before but I don't angrily boast about it to everyone who posts about getting takeaways.

i never eat cow
i just eat meat

quite skinny but got a nice body anyway so not really bothered by it

actually been considering something like this even tho it seems meme tier
heard it raises your test might make me even more savage

>I don't angrily boast about it to everyone who posts about getting takeaways.
you made this up in your head lmao. I was playing with a lad who said he hasn't eaten in a restaurant in a while. you say it isn't a big deal yet you think I'm boasting about ordering a $30 steak?

My goal in life is to oppress as many women and minorities as possible

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boeotian filth

Try fasting, i've recently come to appreciate sauerkraut and salty liquorice because i ate them after having fasted for a while.

OI SHUT THE FOOK UP M8 FOOKING BONG
see how it feels?

my kingdom for a $30 steak

yer ma's a cow

this has been me, but for the last two years Ive put on acouple pounds and am starting to get a bit of a gut
can still suck it in and look like I used to but my metabolism is slowing down and I might have to work out
t.25

women are such runts

if they had dicks they would be small

*fasts then eats a piece of poo*

seething
Fuck off yank

I guess if you wanna be a wolf it wouldn't hurt to eat like one

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yeah that happens to a lot of people around that age luckily ive still got like 5 or so years to go but personally i wouldnt mind being a bit chub for once

we don't care because we're not sensitive crybabies

howling

screaming

you are though, overreacting to every little yank post makes you crybabies

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dry your eyes fatty ahahaha

surprised it took humanity as long as it did to discover evolution tbf, i mean just look at what we did to dogs through selective breeding

coordinated in the yank discord
we're being raided, gentlemen

don't know what that is

don't try to explain their obsession of yanks to them, they will never be self aware

Schizoleaf go to bed

It's really hard to lose fat once you get it, I would stay at low bodyfat if I were you

OI FUCK OFF BONG x 99
Good thread. Proud of you.

Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf

FOY

Sausage roll and a v iced coffee for dindins

stupid boy

i have always found it bizzare how much we have accomplished with what could be described as huge gaps in our knowledge, admittedly some things not especially related to human progress but even in fields directly pertaining to human wellbeing

off the top of my head:
we have never seen a great white shark mate or give birth
we do not fully understand how planes fly
we do noot fully understand the functions of sleep
we do not understand the cause of gravity
we dont know why salt and vinegar chips crinkle cut are just so irresistible

the person behind this post is wearing a hi-vis shirt

i'll stop treating women as sex objects when they stop dressing and acting like sex objects
*airhorn blasts*

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two intelligent to be a tradie unfortunately
Do listen to hauraki though

brit posters:
>FUCK OFF YANK!!!1!!!!
>lmao seething!

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fucking hell

at last i truly see

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have you guys ever tried kolaches?
quite big in Texas for some reason, but good for a quick bite or brekkie with sweet sausage

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>we do not fully understand how planes fly
Really? I mean, i don't know the minutiae but i would assume we have a pretty good grasp of it.

hate yanks and their stupid dummy kolaches

*taps on the BRITISH CULTURE sign*

Was out this evening and missed my flatmate cooking so I had to buy a runt meal from the dairy
Happens too often

was just asking if you have them over there, not all of us are autismoyank >_>

*taps on the BRITISH CULTURE sign*

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Lack of empathy. ...
Exaggerated sense of self-importance. ...
Feelings of entitlement. ...
Selfishness in relationships. ...
Enviousness and suspicion of other people's motivations. ...
A need for excessive praise and attention.

and of course its another one yank spoils /brit/ for everyother yank ITT episode..
back to Jow Forums

I'm simply mad about feet I am lads

stupid fucking YANKS...lmao they must be so setting rn

is depression british culture?

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what is Jow Forums

same
luckily the gf has tasty feet

Quintessentially

fucking hate YANKS(lol seething yet?)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

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Yeah I'm seething

iktf

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think i'd make a good sexer but never be given the chance

good on ye m8, totally don't 'ate yanks anymore cause ye cucked for us, now, off with the shoes then

wanked twice since I'm not going to the the gf until 9pm

Gay general on Jow Forums

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how do i increase my cum production
sick of being one and done every day

i wouldn't
i'm even selfish with my wanks

I want to make sweet sweet love to her.

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milk and bread

Iron, Zinc, Yohimbe, and yelling at yanks online to get your test up

don't know mate, it's just natural I guess
I spaff thrice a day regularly, and I work over 40 hours per week

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peng ting
might actually swap out the stars and bars to bring this fucker back

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fucking dumb yank

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i'm just a canadaboo

Planes fly with vedic technology

HEYYYYY, HEY BABY
OOH AAH
I WANNA KNOWOWOWO
IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL

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ugly
unaesthetic

caring this much about flags is a clear sign of autism

Your circumcised penis, that's ugly.