/brit/

Dungeons and Dragons is the superior hobby

literally posting from bed next to my gf

do you satisfy her needs sexually

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I hope rap stops being a thing in the 20's

this is why biafra needs independence NOW

absolutely, she loves it

Your Slaanesh daki doesn't count.

you’d get bullied for playing that in Ireland

probs just rams tyranids up her jacksie until she's 'pleased'

>I hope rap stops being a thing in the 20's

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she must be a freak like you if she likes your little spacky hobby

Ironic, innit

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yeah she's an engineer and a bit autistic too

the 2020s will be much worse

get away from me you absolute gremlin and never reply to me again before i break all your figurines and do you some serious hammy

where's 190

when i was studying engineering their was this really plain girl who always wore leggings and she had about 20 orbiters because she was the hottest girl there

>so what did you do with your weekend?
oh I stayed in with Josh and watched him paint his little dragons
>aww, I didn't know you had a little boy

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poor manlets

youtu.be/E04CIdkRYhI

agreed, feel like pure shit just want the 00s back

simmer down
yeah she's pretty plain but I'm no model myself

Wish rap would just go away

173cm boy reporting in

short guys have limited options im not short im far above average but hearing some ugly tramp say that would enrage me if i was a smaller guy

a girl ive shagged in the past broke up with her boyfriend and i showed her a completely new world sexually and she fell hard in love with me hope i get the pleasure of meeting your girlfriend sometime in the future

193cm of lean muscle on standby

yeah but my dad still eats it

you seem a little mentally unsound but I can introduce you if you really want to get rejected

youtube.com/watch?v=P2uySMDE2L4

>this kills the metrosexual s-y f-gget

worst 3 clicks of my life

yes please

kind of grim that you think that about your own gf

>worst three clicks of my life
>oy vey
>it's anudda shoah!
youtube.com/watch?v=xMxIYq0Csqw

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hate it when other people enter the toilets whilst pooing at toil
refuse to leave the cubicle until the room is empty

the virgin poo

that is raw RAW uncut bollock music

nah I find her very attractive and love her to bits, I just know that we're objectively not conventionally attractive. It doesn't bother me at all

>I can totally relate to Tyrone!
>Love rap!

feels like a conflict

>in halls of residence
>naked in bed hungover
>fucking housekeeping unlocks door

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shut up you sheltered virgin freak

>kind of grim that you think that about your own gf
t.fat white knight manlet that still doesnt have pubes

>pooing in public

who here /gf2020/?

>can you imagine if stacy heard this?

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then what happened?

sick of hearing abouts womens rights women being oppressed women #metoo bullshit wheres the mens rights when are men going to put these bitches back in the kitchen dropping out babies where they belong

hid under the covers pretended not to be there while she cleaned room

doubt your girlfriend finds you attractive you little freak bet she just likes you emotionally, and once thats gone shell be round people like mine getting shagged by people like me who treat her like shit but are good in bed

so fucking sheltered
leave the house

how is that being white night and ive had pubes since i was 11

the best thing about womens rights and equal opportunity is being able to smack fuck out of them if they hit you first

me and the family

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she might have wanked you off if you'd played your cards right

sex with women is overrated you need a higher purpose in life than muh dick

wish they'd fuck off and let me empty my own bin

nah not really, happy but not deluded or vain
haha okay mate

hmmmm...

what's your higher purpose then copelord

youtube.com/watch?v=z_Y3mnj-8lA
>why don't you conform?
>real culture just isn't socially acceptable.

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best start getting good at sex mate if you want her to stick around

explain this

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fucking idiot

i really hope i don't live that long

dear oh dear

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rather not go to prison for rape tyvm

fuck off phimo you repulsive cretin

getting harassed by aliexpress sellers

dutch bastards

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if you're buying red bull as an adult you probably wouldn't be allowed in costa coffee for fear of scaring the other customers

>why aren't you listening to the new tyrone album "fuck whitey"?
youtube.com/watch?v=qxEmry5lRKk
>gulp
>that's awful racist user...identity is racist

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dire, absolutely dire
give me a chilly british autumn any day

the white man should not venture south of the equator soon all you australians will devolve like the negroid black skinned primitive creatures

low iq mong

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haha what a laugh

boss is braindead lads
boss' boss regularly has meeting with me and I think he knows I'm a lot smarter
only a matter of time until I replace him I think

confirmed autism

don't hate me hate the game

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my favourite youtuber who used to make little DIY projects has just been killed

youtube.com/watch?v=UUtTm9be07c

fuck lads
what is the point of this life even

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Is that why he is tasting and playing with your bitches stinker lad?
Giving her a bit of a warm up?

when a yank enters /brit/

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doing a toilpoo

Ethnostate

why do muslims think everything is haram

Can't wagecuck anymore lads I just can't take it anymore. This close to telling mr shekelstein I'm done