Dangerous things in your country

what is the danger noodle?

That's a Vipera berus. We call them "Huggorm" or Bite snake. Kek. They can kill you but most people just get really bad swelling and pain.

To give you an idea of a bite from the snek

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Fair enough, we have a snake that is essentially a cobra that no one really considers very dangerous because it takes 3 or more hours for a bite to kill you instead of an hour.

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pic related is the other one that is essentially a cobra but they can kill you in under an hour if they bite you on the foot.

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I don't know what's worse. A giant 650 kg bear coming for you or a country full of deadly snakes.

I guess you guys win, a bear or moose rarely comes into the house.

Remember red and grey Kanaroos can be over 7ft tall and the middle claw on their back feet can be over 7 inches long and they point that straight out when they kick so even the herbivores are dangerous.

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Well shit.
That's one swole son of a bitch.

Maltese people driving.

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>first time in Straya circa 2009
>boot gets bitten by an Eastern Brown
>they take me straight to a hospital to check if I got venom

Fuck snakes

Wtf.. He's on damn roids.

I guess the most dangerous animal we have if counting deaths is the moose.
They cause more traffic accidents in Sweden than anything else. 800 kg going through your window isn't fun.
Pic related. Often the result.

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Literally the 2nd most venomous snake on earth.
Lucky you lived.
Did you step on it in the bush or something?
should always have a stick tapping the ground in front of you if bush walking in aust.

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polacks

I guess wild horses or camels would be our moose =

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Yep that would do it. Camels are cool though.
I love driving but I always fear the day when one of these fuckers ends up in front of me.

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I ride a bike so a kangaroo or a wombat would be enough to fuck me over.
fucking animals.

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Man... I ride bikes to but our riding season is only 3-4 months here at best. Stuck with a car for the rest.
Already snowing here..

Also, please send me a wombat. I want one.

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Why don't you just genocide them?
Snek bite turns you into nigger!??

>Snek bite turns you into nigger!??
Yes, very evil snek

I passed this log somewhere in inner Queensland while hiking and then suddenly I saw this brown snake zip straight to my boot and I kicked it until it ran away.

I didn't feel anything but my friends pulled me over and drove me to a hospital 1 hour away. Didn't feel dizzy or sick but the anxiety and fear made me sweat buckets. When we got there they had the anti-venom literally at the door but after some testing it was a dry bite.

I was sent back to Brisbane where I was stuck in a hospital for a couple more days just to be sure. Then an embassy person from my cunt showed up and footed the bill for all of my hospital bills.

Best part about a snake bite is if you call the police and tell them they won't care if you speed they might even escort you

They even look fucking scary as shit. The most dangerous here would be a boar or a wolf if you are in the mountains.

Black/brown/grizzly/polar ears, moose, lynx, bobcat, mountain lions, sharks, rabid woodland cteatures., wolverines, muskoxen, antelope, deer, elk, bison, various snakes and spiders, wolves, coyotes, and parasitic mosquitoes.

The thing that most worries me though are ticks