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le Goblinos y frends edishun

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taking a poop right now bros

im doing mi homework

its due in an hour

pray for me plz

2 midterms next week and I'm barely caught up in either class. also I have to shit.

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I have that thing where I desperately don't want to show my face in class if I'm disappointed with a recent grade or not turning in work or something like that. It makes everything worse but it's just the kind of person I am. During the weekend I hid out in my car at 2 am for an hour before working up the courage to go in because I thought my sister might have had a bunch of her friends over.
I have a class in 1 hour and I didn't finish some work and also got an email from the teacher saying if I can't start being on time just to not come at all (I'm only ever like 5 or 10 minutes late, never even 15)

So yeah I guess I'm just going to hide for the day. This will have been 4 missed lectures in this one class so far.

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You need to change Newfoundland

Or at least make it pei

J'insère un peu de français dans le thread et personne peut m'en empêcher.

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It's meant to represent all of Atlantic Canada, probably northern New England too.
What I don't get is the Aryan-Nazi midwest, that area isn't very white at all.

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>early thread
Janny's gonna freak!

My mouth hurts

janny is legit dead and thats a good thing

Love poetry class, it's just reading

Don't wait till the last minute

I never got why that one territory (mmmm...nunavut?? yukon????) has its island so far south near ontario.

Hi fellow subhumans!
I love you so much

What is sex like

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It's very nice

my back hurts

I have an intense fetish for giving oral sex and at least half of the time having sex with my girlfriend involves my face in her crotch or ass
It's great

*breaks your spine*
better?

Best sex have lot of penetration
Boring sex have only little bit.
^^How I feel^^

Make sure you are using ergonomics on sitting

Love you too Texas

Now THAT'S the age old question

I honestly do think oral sex is more for the giver than the givee.

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I make the same post in a poland general and i receive only insults and Threats.

>he’s never gotten a girl off with his mouth

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I did*

When I post on Latino general (dont ever call them subhumans) I get insulted too. Guess thats how some countries show affection.

In all seriousness Chile is based.
-Top copper producer (are other country even trying??)
-Muh HDI
-Hanky Dance
-Delicious wine
-Size of texas but stretched out like a gum

Wow

Aren't we all crazy

I'm female (hetero). Here the thing is--you can get off with someones mouth (and I got off with a mouth and vice versa) BUT then your gentials have spit on them and you go to kiss your man and he has vagina breath. And its not very psychologically sexy either because he not being dominant. Its better to use fingers in my opinion which are more firm and allow for greater friction. But I think guys love it, at least my man does or other guy on internet.

And on the FLIP side, I love giving oral sex to my man. So there you go. Oral sex is more for the giver. The givee still gets something out of it ofc or they wouldn't agree, but its primarily for the giver. Probably.

Belcher Islands in Hudson's Bay. They were given as a land agreement to Nunavut, before that they had been part of NWT.
Don't let their relatively southern location fool you, they are Arctic.

Honestly I can nut from having a facefull of muff

I can nut using my brain

I can nut using my finger in my asss

*makes you nut*

so wait, just to be sure i will repeat it one more time.
i put my cock in a vagen and when i cum she will make a BABY?

No

Hello, Denny.

only if her vagina has magic energy

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Thoughts on California's PUSH FOR EQUALITY?
More women in high ranking positions BY LAW!

Some english native speaker can tell me dafuq say this s0ng? :

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forgot how to disable the birthday icon shit
someone remind me pls

*ignores you*

tfw aborted my first child

block the image url

same
and she didn't even ask me, pretty based

HER BODY HER CHOICE

not helpful

She asked me
I wonder if she was disappointed in me agreeing to it since I think she wanted the kid

Wait manitoba is less white than onatario?

There's so much to do

Injuns

Whiter than you, Mohammed.

Abortion is murder

Stacye I love the way you tease me
I love the way you tease me
I love the way you drive me wild

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Abortion isn't murder
I'm not ready for an el goblino of my own anyway

Will be as beneficial to women as having men in high rank position is beneficial to men (lol)

The 30 year old boomer has retarded political views

Reminder to thread abortion is murder.

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*keeps ignoring you*

Abortion isn't murder

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The doc put a vacuum hose up her pussy and succed out the slimy lump

we got familia
raza we

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vivimos en una sociedad

There's nothing wrong with abortion

Do I feel regret, remorse?
Not really, we wouldn't have stayed together anyway.
She even took a Polaroid with the abortion doctor.

Abortion is murder and that's why its wrong.

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Just got done working out
Was bench pressing 175!

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there's a can of chinga tu madre right there on the table, man, why don't you help yourself

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>when you were 6 weeks old you looked like this

and if my mom decided to vacuum succ this slimy blob out of her pucci "i" wouldn't be here today

who gives a shite!

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Japanese cinema is absolutely BASED!

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Abortion isn't murder
I'm glad she had that abortion even though we're still together
We can wait until we get married to start pumping out half Cuban babies

chus a real vato

I plan on having 3 or 4 kids so they don't get lonely

Abortion is 100% murder. Killing someone unjustly is literal murder

If your mom decided to stab you yesterday you wouldn't be here, still murder.

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Fetuses are not people

who the fuck aborts at 23 weeks

A fetus isnt ‘someone’ to us so go preach somewhere else thanks

>Abortion is 100% murder. Killing someone unjustly is literal murder
abstinence is also murder
condoms are also murder
why is the line not arbitrary for you smallbrains

>abstinence is also murder
>condoms are also murder
lol

Maybe it's the hangover, no work/school today

The boomer is just mad at people who get abortions because her husband's love of soy has made it impossible for her to get knocked up

stop bullying the 20yo boomer

she's just mad because her weak soyboy Jow Forums husband can't pump a good enough load in her pussy that will get her preggers

good argument

I just want my wife and kids to be happy

true!!!! great minds think alike!!!!!

Wow imagine being so defensive over murdering little kids.

Yes they are, a person is just a member of homo sapiens. Any other redefinition of the term "person" or "someone" is the worst attempt to justify murder ever.

>abstinence is also murder
>condoms are also murder
No people are killed there.

>muh sperm
Sperm are haploid, go take a biology class

Its legal in USA

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If the kids and wife are happy that's all that matters

sperm is not a human being retard

Did a MASSIVE poo after my 3 hour shift in the tank buds. Surprised it did not clog, helped that it nicely slid down the drain hole as it was sliding out my anus

a potential human is killed, just like when a fetus is shot
idiots

Knocked my girlfriend up the first week we met
It took her a couple of weeks to get the abortion since she was probably thinking about keeping it before she asked me
Still together so I guess she was okay
My girlfriend said her worst fear is dying without having kids and she said she wants a big family, so..

It misses Quebec.

Sperms are haploid.

Fetuses are literally just babies in utero. lmao.

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a fetus is a human being, sperm are not, retard

>Fetuses are literally just babies
>a fetus is a human
Lemme stop you right there

>a fetus is a "being"
>semen is "not"

are you guys braindead
why are you talking about sperm
women are also abstinent in this case