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Love Blacked
'ate meself
Simple as

wish i was nordic. nasty celtoid instead.

tfw no gf

Made a tasty tasty post satirizing the streets in the /old/. You should check it out.

any zoomer man in

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Slags lads

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dunning-alan the bald homunculus

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the based and redpilled gf

that's me in the corner

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youtu.be/EvAe4zVvMmg
aint nuthin to it but to do it

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new michelin stars for uk announced soon, bib gourmands already annoucned earlier in the week, only 4 new ones in london. thoughts?

How do old pillheads keep going?
See middle aged men pinging fairly regularly at the local pill den and when old DJs play (Slam, Hari & Dominic) they make up about a quarter of the crowd. See the same faces reasonably regularly.
Have they just resigned themselves to a life of midweek depression? Can't fathom what 30 years of taking md does to the darker recesses of someone's mind.

ah yes, links that require sound, definitely the kind of thing that should be posted during work hours

my dad is called alan

business idea: cultivate the idea that you've got tourettes to get away with calling them darkies in public

reckon i'd die of shame if i told my family i was going to fucking Thailand lmao
imagine what everyone would think of you

Watching you kiss him and that's a good thing

breeding is immoral

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howling

I'd operate her rides at dreamland

Having a peng cheeky nandos

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reminds me of the girl nonce in This Is England

watched that gordon ramsey show about him getting his first star or something and it put me off the entire restaurant industry, looks like fucking hell

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The Streets? Dogshit.
I will not tolerate anyone who believes otherwise. Mike Skinner is a fucking hack. He was propelled by idiots who don't know anything about music. 'The Streets' sounds awfully a lot like dogshit you step in on the streets.

It's dogshit, and rest assured that I'm never wrong when it comes to this.

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say her job title makes it sound like she's working at a brothel

imagine actually caring about dead chickens

don't like it fuck off
simple as

It goes around the world
Just, la la la la la

in the sense of how unpleasent it is being a chef or in the politics involved?

get back to work, stop slacking about.

Telling her you said this

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That being said. Post non-dogshit music.
I want to hear something new and non-dogshit. I will tell you if it's dogshit.

i saw the scottish girl from that docu a few months ago in Glasgow, didnt hear anything though

based

link mongs love their fucking links

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both

Imagine carrying about gluttons who are destroying the world

margerita/mohammad/dogshit/capslock-dave sighted

business idea: nonce gf

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weird that if that happened here it'd seem incomparably more grim due to the landscape

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Surprisingly close

vegans are destroying the world even more

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Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahha
Laughing my arse off unironically, that's me on the high street

it's spelt "margherita"

BTW the gains seem to be coming off nicely in that Pic. I remember you posted one when you first started lifting and you were rather fat, all due respect. In the last Pic not only do you look more algerian but fuckin ripped too.

hat

tore the head of a chicken once (by accident)
I was fat but my tied is mos

business idea: marghisrita

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Nope.

waiting for my dhl package to arrive, it arrived in the uk today

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kept coughing like a maniac at work today
was all quiet and every 5 minutes you'd hear me sounding like i was going to die
should've taken the day off

searches youtube for uk haul and then goes through the least viewed videos to find a average or above average mentally ill slag to abuse

What shirt are you wearing today, Alan?

what you order?

shan't be watching this reddit drivel

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Why are Australians so blood thirsty?

Business idea: Induced coma

the fd has finally left the office

time to crank all the radiators up to max

*diet is mostly Asian stuff now and I've lost a lot of weight
even my Viet mate who always makes fun of me noticed which was nice
I was maybe 100kilo when I arrived and now I'm 90
just need to keep cutting and thin out entirely

>duh chikens an shit!!
the only people who actually care are people who are already vegan you little wetwipe
could not care less about how many pigs had to die so i could eat bacon, that's the only reason those pigs ever existed

the xiaomi pocophone f1

fish fillet

medical grade fentynl for a nice 'cide

Because you're stupid. That's obvious

45 seconds in........CHOKESLAM, little sheep cunt!

GRENADES MOTHERFUCKAAAA

>OMG do you know how bad meat is? I saw this video on reddit...

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stop posting links

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halal slaughter is gruesome. why is it legal?

Been drinking every day for 11 days now, good chance ill be dead before the weekend

>the xiaomi pocophone f1
is that the one they banned it america becus they claimed it was basically hacking for the chinese government like what apple do but with the americans

What is "unique European spirit", lads?

>Ryder Cup: Thomas Bjorn harnessed 'unique European spirit' to produce emphatic win
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imagining big meaty buttocks draped over my face

If you deny the horrible effects of the meat industry on the world, you may as well be denying the entire of climate change. They go hand-in-hand. Thick Irish cunt. I knew you pattys were dumb. Never this dumb though.

The Faustian spirit

Love this choon

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>like what apple do but with the americans
didn't apple get into a lot of shit because they flatly refused to unlock that literal terrorists iphone

a german fabrication

You eat dog or cat down there? srs