This is your new European Union

>military power
Check
>strong economy
Check
>rich culture
Check
>large territory
Check
>religious unity
Christianism, general secularism

Why isn't this a thing yet?

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Why did you kick out V4, Latvia and Lithuania?

>Why kick meme non-countries

Keep Spain and Italy. Portugal can also stay because they are irrelevant anyways. But kick Estonia.

You have to remove the UK tho.

YES PLEASE. WE WANT TO STAY WITH THE ABSOLUTE LEADERS OF THE NEW ERA the chin*eses

no. out with the anglos in with eastern and southern europe. we need cheap workforce for the german machinery not useless a*glos.

>no greenland

Nah, we should team up with other first worlders and automate production.

Because we are evil subhuman racists. Which is funny because the Estonians on this board are all nazis.

The chinese people already owns Europe and Australia

We’d probably part with Australia, but if you think we’d let you have Canada, you’re delusional.

America will never allow Canada to join the EU

Monroe Doutrine 2018: we want a wall, we want the end of NAFTA, but chinks and euros don´t even dare set their dirty feet in the New World

Is this a meme I am unaware of?

Yes, America is a bully now

>he thinks his country has autonomy in matters or serious importance

Amerifats are schizophrenic

> Canada sucks and will pay!
> How these leafs dare to approach Europe and China

USMCA

I'm not nazi so check-mate, aivars

>Croatia
Colossal Cretin

Well we've recently established a free trade agreement with Europe so too late for that.

>EUROPEAN Union
>Countries outside of Europe
Retarded map

we are culturally EVROPEAN

yuck

Your country is like our retarded little brother.
And before you suggest that Canada isn't retarded, please remember that your chief executive is the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro.

add czechia or we leave
thanks.

>can't even keep UK in EU
>thinks he'll get CA, AU, NZ

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Come on, Canada very recently dicked you with the tariff deals

>Swizerland
>Joining anything ever.
For being a country that has been FORCED to be neutral by France, they sure do like upholding it to the point of looking like retards.

based

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>>military power
>Check

If we assume that Russia and the UK are not members of the EU, Poland is third military power in Europe, and i am not even kidding. Soon we will be first one, considering our growing spendings and new level and dimension of our military cooperation with the US of A.

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