There are currently no laws against nudity in public in Spain...

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>look it up
>stumble upon "Teen Religious Fanatic Punishes Liberal Anal Step-Mommy"
huh

It is not legal in some cities I believe

What?!?!?!
Im buyng some land in a village in Galicia.

Based

There is, if you go naked in front of underages or incapables in a way that you compromise their sexuality you get fined. Example, you start to fuck in front of a school or something like that. Also in some towns thanks to the white niggers, with special mention to anglos, is banned to go out of the beach whithout shirt.

Tl dr. You can go naked if you act normal and arent in front of childs. No one will care and in the worst scenario the local police will tell you to wear something if you dont want to get fined.

>is banned to go out of the beach whithout shirt

do you swim in a fucking shirt?

I don't see anything wrong with being naked as long as you're not actively bothering people.

I've heard of people who got in hot water with the police here for being naked next to their house windows.

I meant pic related for example. I was reading about that and for example in Cadiz they banned nudism in the beach but you can go all the way naked from your house to the beach and nothing can happen to you but once you reach the beach you need to dress up.

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Postmodern soy boys are the ones who change under towels.

only in beaches that are for nudist people, they have signs for that.

Aren't nude beaches mostly old people?

Isn't like that everywhere though??
yes people will look at you weirdly if you walk around naked but is it really forbidden apart from muslim countries???

Naturism is for all ages.

In America you're put on the sex predator list if you are seen naked by a child, even if you were in your own home.

You can legally have sex in public in Germany if you don't cause any trouble and if you cover yourselves

Honestly this and I don't say that because I "want to see boobies" because I'm not attracted to that. You don't have to be a feminist to think the double standard is weird and unnecessary.

This is objectively true. If you're going to argue with it, you should make it clear that it's just your own prudish hangups at work.

lol what do you mean, you are watching too many movies maybe?

Fuck yeah I love being a cuck!

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Yeah dude, the way public vs private is defined by American law is kind of fucked up. If they can see your naked ass from the road, you're nude in public, no matter how true it may be that the assholes shouldn't be looking in your window anyway.

>lol what do you mean, you are watching too many movies maybe?
if only....
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Yeah I know it's technically open to everyone but I've heard most of the people there are 50+

>Liberal Anal
sounds about right

>even if you were in your own home.
If you were standing naked by a window and someone walked by and saw you, you could get in trouble if the police get called. If someone in your house sees you naked, that's obviously not illegal.

In Spain, 50% of women do topless, not just spaniards, foreigners from all over Europe too.
first time visited Torremolinos in the late 90s as a kid, I was very pleased and surprised, but it gets old fast.

Yeah it's true
Every now and then a bird who isn't old or ugly gets her tits out though

It probably got old fast because deep down you know there's nothing wrong or special about nudity.

>but it gets old fast.
I'd imagine this somewhat. If I saw naked guys every day (I'm a semi-faggot), some of the effect would wear off after a couple days.

tb.h bodies are always sort of interesting in their own way
I can see why artists like to paint/draw/sculpt them.

THIS
can't wait to eventually go to Cap'dagde
soyboys are the prudish one though

well, i saw naked people in regular beaches but nobody gives a shit anyway

>soyboys are the prudish one though
I think it's a generational thing.

based Frenchman

>yeah so what that I'm taking a shit on your carpet? It's YOU who is interpreting that it's wrong and gross. It's actually NATURAL and based
kys

I don't think any culture considers shitting to be not disgusting.

If you’ve ever seen a 400lb naked man squeezed into a scooter, you’d know that public nudity isn’t an option in America.

How many people are over 400 lbs? It's crazy that people are getting that fat.

this but unironically, all of appalachia would go blind

and i think many people think public nudity shouldn't be a thing. i mean, have you ever been to a nudist beach

Being naked isn't a threat to public health unless they're sitting bare assed where other people are sitting.

True. I wish girls would walk around naked all the time

>There are currently no laws against nudity in public in my room, which means that I can shitpost on Jow Forums naked.

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yeah.
The only reason it's considered "more ugly" is because everyone is clothed all the time.
If they weren't, there would be no problem.

There might be some attractive ones but there'd probably be unattractive ones too.

what?
fat people look ugly with or without clothes on dude

Shitting in public is partially illegal because it's a public health issue. Being naked isn't.

Whenever I see a French flag I get a sudden sensation of a nauseous pungent smell reminiscing stale sweat from pubic hairs

It's a health issue for my eyes

Baskin robin

Its illegal to drive shirtless/topless...

top kek

*goes to Spanish kindergarten*
*whips out BBC*

the fuck lemme post nigga

basé

If you are shitting on my carpet, you are actively destroying my property. If you're walking around naked, you aren't actively destroying my property. I don't see the equivalence.

That's why the protestant pope had a bunch of dongs cut off statues ancient, right?