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>be Australian families
>book royal Caribbean cruise holiday
>expect family fun
>1300 employees of Indian tobacco company also book cruise
>ship holds 3000 guests
>pajeets take over entire pool area
>have sluts in playboy bunny outfits parading around
>pajeets take over buffet so other guests can't access
>pajeets take over movie theatres and have all films replaced with porn
>bring crates of their own rancid curry to replace food
>all pajeets constantly drunk and filming on cameras
>filming wives and daughters at all times and asking for bobs and vagine between creep shots
Guests describe event as 'being trapped on board with a 1300 man poojeet bucks party'
Family cruise taken over by 1300 pajeets asking for bobs and vagine
ok this is epic
You guys ever been to cruises? What is it like?
No, but I've always wanted to get on a huge cargo ship since I was a kid. Just sounds like an adventure desu.
No I but I went to the Mangalore port on am educational trip during uni and some Australian cruise had docked there. The ship looked majestic in size and beauty. The Australians were looking at us, thinking we were pajeets
>be Aussie family
>spend days planning their next vacation
>finally decide on paying top dollar for a cruise
>spend next two weeks with 1000 pajeets drinking
>decide to spend a few hours at the pool
>oh no Kumar and his 500 friends are already in the pool, back to front to back, the calming baby blue of the pool floor turned into a rancid, brown mess
>as they slowly leave the pool to harass every female passenger in every age group imaginable to show their sexual organs the pool didn't turn blue but instead a greenish-pale brown
>turns out the curry the indians replace the buffet with wasn't that fresh anymore and many Ranjids just couldn't hold it
Got sea nausea and bedrest during the trip. Not worth it.
How do you get sea nausea from a ship that practically slashes through waves?
based pajeets
fuck posh cunts
I have and I enjoyed it. It's cool to sleep in a hotel that moves.
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cruise ships like this one are patronised mostly by the lower and lower-middle classes
lmao why are pajeets and paks so creepy?
my sides
It's really nice for resting or partying. I prefer to do normal touristing since I'm not and old tired man or a partying enthusiast
retard
Pajeet?
I haven't but I guess you just spend most days in the sun/pool, and occationally the ship docks and you go see some city
>you will never party to death with 1300 pajeets in international waters
Lol
it's comfy
lol wtf
it was pretty shit but the food was nice I dont talk to people so I just stayed in my cabin
this.
>I dont talk to people
imagine being this much of a cringe lord. you're just a loser accept it faggot.
im sorry i didnt meant to offend anyone can you please not be mean to me
I can see why you don’t talk to people. Carry on.
please stop being so mean I didn’t say anything about you and now im getting sad can you please just be nice to me idk what you want me to do
i want to fuck you in the ass until you cry and apologize.
woah nigga
Not romantic at all, and you know it.
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they dont usually mix with women other than their sisters until they get married or whatever
hot
And underage girls.
I sailed a ship like this from Stockholm to Turku.
Was an overnight ride, so I just went around every corner of the ship and then went to sleep to wake up in Finland.
Every other passenger got wasted instead of surveying the craft.
Yes it is. Every day is an adventure, getting off on ports at different parts of the world every few days
Been on a cruise around the North Cape. It was fun experience but only lasted 3 days.
okay, this is based
>Implying you have time and energy to go out after exhausting work, if you have any responsibility on a ship
>Implying ports aren't located in dog's ass, kilometers from civilization
I work on gas carriers and haven't been in a port in 3 years, that's the way I like it.
Based.
Only took ferrys
Valencia-Ibiza
Valencia-Rome
Algeciras-Tanger
The last one was one of the worst and weirdest experiences of my life.
Fuck chav cunts
I'm a qualified merchant navy officer, I've done maybe a year and a half on board total. I quit it for a reason. All those things you're expecting just don't exist any more.
What was the experience like? Not expeditionary/adventurous? Or were you just a boring fuck who couldn't make the most of his situation?
>making most of the situations
>on a job
>have sluts in playboy bunny outfits parading around
doesn't sound that bad
ride a long distance ferry :3
>Or were you just a boring fuck who couldn't make the most of his situation?
Fuck you. Work 12 hours a day for two months and then tell me if you can be bothered to go ashore for less than 6 hours (because that's all you have until your next watch).
low energy loser trying to tell other people will have a shit experience because he's a boring fuck.
Depends on the cruise line, carnival is all poor and old people and shitty service and boring boats. Royal Caribbean is actually one of the nicer ones with really cool boats that feel like small floating towns
>Or were you just a boring fuck who couldn't make the most of his situation?
You realize that as a paid merchant mariner you're not there for a fucking adventure? Its a job, and a shitty one at that. Long hours and no contact with any human being besides the chumps you signed up with. Watch fucking Captain Phillips, that movie in its first part actually shows the shitty and boring life cargo ship sailors actually experience.
>have sluts in playboy bunny outfits parading around
It is if a bunch of hooting Pajeets are around your two young children that are both under 10 years old.
>pajeets crossdressing as bunny girls
now, i would like them much more if they did
>pajeets crossdressing as bunny girls
You wouldn't, and they don't. It's just a bunch of playboy sluts and the stinking Hindis that would unironically rape a woman if they could get away with it. Is that the crowd you want around your young children?
>Hindis that would unironically rape a woman if they could get away with it
You Paki Muslims would rape the women and the children:
>In August 2014 the Jay report concluded that an estimated 1,400 children, most of them white girls, had been sexually abused in Rotherham between 1997 and 2013 by predominantly British-Pakistani men.
>The first group conviction took place in 2010, when five British-Pakistani men were convicted of sexual offences against girls aged 12–16.
en.wikipedia.org
>Around 80 per cent of designated suspects are of Pakistani heritage
t. Marathi student in Denmark
lol. why are pajeets so subhuman
>why hello yes I am danish in fact how did you guess?
Just the thought of being on a ship far away from the coast gives me chills