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PERSONALLY I EAT MY FALAFEL WITH ISLAMIC JIHAD

Are you as based as tunisia ?

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>ISRAEL
>WAY MORE

No, I eat it with bread.

Blessing this thread with my superior presence.

I heard you dislike Nasser meet me at the haram parking lot

nah

Do Arab girls like big ottoman cock?

>ottoman
>big
¿que?

The TURK man's penis is bigger than any Arabs

You going to do something about it, bayoumi?

Ar-ape diaspora usually worship whites desu.

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>diaspora Arabs
Trash

I'll stop growing sugarcane,causing the sugar prices to soar which will be the drop that makes the barrel overflow.
A civil war will happen and it's all because you hate Nasser

>I'll stop growing sugarcane,causing the sugar prices to soar which will be the drop that makes the barrel overflow.
That's one way to go through around it. I wish Egypt gets nuked out of existence desu.

I'm Lebanese and to me this is the worst nightmare.
I don't want Arab unity, in fact none of the Arabs want to be united. We are a bunch of retarded, hostile, uneducated, racist, bigoted and most importantly show-offy as fuck race of sub-humans that do not even deserve the land that we were born in.
I'd much rather identify as an east-mediterranean than an Arab. I found more in common with cypriots and greeks and italians than i have found in common with Saudis and the likes.
All in all the only arabs I personally like are egyptians, other than that the hell with all of the rest. Specially KSA and Iranian faggots

>diaspora usually worship whites desu.
What makes you think so desu or are you just shitposting? I'm confused.

they're gonna be pretty pissed about that one

La ayre, w 3a ayre w metel ayre

You can identify with whatever you like because you're the only person who decides who you are.

nuke mena

It has been a while.

turks ARE arabs they just speak a different language

*gets utterly humiliated by a small hebrew boi state numerous times in half a century*

i was expecting a we wuz phoenicians pasta but ok that works too

Why thank you captain fagvious
The whole phoenocian thing started because you guys were being insufferable assholes, and it is still going today because .... you are still insufferable assholes

Iranians aren't part of the arab linguistic group though.
Based in what way?

>you guys
>you are
you're one of us ahmet

Why do arabs spook me and why are they negro tier in intelligence.

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youre mom gay

How many arabs know calculus or advanced mathematics?

Sadly I am, but I wish I wasn't. Thankfully I look more italian than I do arab so i've got that working for me mahmoud. Also in lebanon it's ahmad you fucking retard

I'm not talking about languages, i was talking more about the political situation that is mainly fucked up because the rivalry between ksa and iran

>Also in lebanon it's ahmad you fucking retard
He was calling you a turk, Mr. South EVROPEAN Phoenician. Ahmed/Ahmad is how it's spelt in all of MENA except in Iran and Turkey.

>I'm not talking about languages, i was talking more about the political situation that is mainly fucked up because the rivalry between ksa and iran

Honestly, I don't blame you for trying to distance yourself from people from MENA. It's only natural to do so.

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lots of them
we're not in the 1920s btw

no matter how hard you try you will never not be an arab
people like you are why we're in our current situation

yes thank you

Ohnononoononon
Nigerian tier

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Ohbononnonononono
The "south european" lebs

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Yeah keep talking you fucking jordanian cuck, your country along with egypt is one of the only ones who has mutual benefits with the goyim. You fucking sellouts could have at least helped during the 6 day war but all you did was broker a deal with the jews. Try to deny it all you want, the history is there and you know it.
>inb4 your country is a sub-branch of british imperialism

My bad then, sorry there mate

>people like you are why we're in our current situation
Well I see we're sticking with the MENA tradition of blaming the problems of an entire region on a group of people we don't like

Mein Gott.......

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>Everything is GDP/capita
I only have 2 things to say:
1- You're retarded
2-

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It's really cringy when americans speak in a language other than English for some reason.

Why is /mena/ so slow today? Usually, theres way more people around this time.

you do realize that you're acting exactly like the people you're complaining about right

did i say i hate lebs?
did i say they're the only reason the region is all sorts of fucked up because of them?

>people like you are why we're in our current situation
Yeah you kinda said they ruined the MENA region or whatever else you might have meant by 'we'.

we as in mena
please keep assuming things

Keep backtracking.

yes dude arabs who hate arabs singlehandedly ruined the middle east and north africa forever

Minus the single handedly part, this really sounds like what you originally implied. You could ask other /men/oids whether they got a different vibe off your post, maybe I'm the only one who got it wrong.
But by all means, keep being passive agressive
People like you are why we're in our current situation

last post was ironic,not passive aggressive
man you suck at this

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'tis monday of october. The normalfags of this general have their own obligations.

As long as they don't do it on heritage grounds when not even their grandparents lived europe.

Well I'll be damned I thought irony was a form of passive agressiveness.

>actually looking at nominal gdp per capita as if it means anything
cringe

hewwo turduni x3

Didn't you see the background

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BASED LAHAD

Looks very cool.
How do you feel about Salvini's visit?

Are you saying that you are better?

No. We are all shit, and no one wants to admit that they are shit first.

i'm not shit
>Looks very cool.
you are supposed to say based man
>How do you feel about Salvini's visit?
i don't care ?

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Qal bech y7el 'mawaten choghl' (I really hate this expression) fi l jenoub.

hhhhhhh 7atta y7ell fe blédou

HARSH

anna tounssi enti ? men wiin ? eli fel janoub ?

Good night lad,just wanted to tell you real quick that Lebanese are 100% white and that there's nothing Arab in them and every fault in their country is because Hezbollah and syrians

Lé manoskench fel janoub.
Ena l newfag mta3 el sif

aaaaah, tssoub lmtarr 3andkoum ? na7na fe nabeul dhahéli bech nwalliw teb3iin leb7arr ghodwa

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Aryena t3ayyef ama ma teb7erch yeser, ama 3andi chkoun fi lmestir tmarmdou. Ntouma talba menkom l dawla tcheddou dyarkom l modda le5ra (hachek lmao)?

éna mech men nabeul nossken fe foyer na9ra
>Ntouma talba menkom l dawla tcheddou dyarkom l modda le5ra
eli fel prépa we fac 9aloulna 7atta ki tmoutou tnaykou ta9raw

Y7qboukom temchiw fil battouet wala kifeh, 7ata esetedhkom krayemha bech tetkasser
Temchi jme3t lfac w profetkom ki tfidh el denya ghadi?

allahou a3lam éna 93adet re99ed nhar kemel nhar sebt hhhhhhh ama ghodwa ken tfiidh edenya tamyo5rhouch men dyarhoum

Aya bonne chance. L5mis 9alou bch tsobb bel 9wiy.

>Professor named El Abaddi
Where's he from /mena/?

What does he look like? Does he look like pic related?

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No, he's older. Hes bald on top but has hair on the sides. I think he's either from Egypt or Syria

Or does he look like this?

Eitherway, I am suspecting he's egyptian because of El Abbadi sounds Egyptian, since it actually means something and uses "El" instead of "Al".

Khaleejis tend to have names like "Al Ghaith" or that sort of stuff and they rarely mean anything. However in the case of Egypt, because there were never really any surnames, muslim egyptians started adopting names like "Bayoumi"(Coptic/Egyptian for someone from Fayyum), El Abbadi(Sounds like Arabic for a worshipper) or their father's names like Bishoy(Egyptian for "Desert Star").

>Syria
I doubt he is syrian desu, alebit I don't know many syrian surnames. I am gonna take a guess and say he is Egyptian. You can ask him tomorrow or something and tell me if I guessed correctly.

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I don't want to ask him because I'm Jewish and I don't want him to ruin my grade but I'll see what I can find and get back to you. Is there a typical syrian last name?

depends on how it's spelled
most likely jordanian or syrian

>because I'm Jewish
You don't have to tell him that you're though, right?

What are some typical jordanian and syrian surnames?

Is it true that Jordanians are proud of Bedouin heritage?

>You don't have to tell him that you're though, right?
americans...

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I look Jewish. I'm sure he could tell if I ask so its safer just not risking, especially with my last name.

I got bullied for not being able to speak Arabic again!

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I'm sure he doesn't give 2 shits.

How?

Some Saudi students started speaking to me in Arabic when they saw I have an Arabic name, and I told them I don't speak it so they started bullying me by speaking to me in Arabic

kek based. Should've studied arabic.

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there's more palis than bedouins

not sure about syrian surnames but here you've got
al abbadi
haddad
saleh
al zu'bi
and (al) khatib
at least as far as i know

i was talking about the american, they are just like that my dude. He thinks he will murder him if he says he is jewish (idk why he would in the first place)