The """Asian""" neighbors edition
>In August 2014 the Jay report concluded that an estimated 1,400 children, most of them white girls, had been sexually abused in Rotherham between 1997 and 2013 by predominantly British-Pakistani men.
>The first group conviction took place in 2010, when five British-Pakistani men were convicted of sexual offences against girls aged 12–16.
en.wikipedia.org
>Around 80 per cent of designated suspects are of Pakistani heritage
the seething dane kek
>why hello yes i am from denmark how did you guess?
t. Pakistani Muslim pedophiles
and proud. you got a problem with that?
Man I rember that game when Man U lost 4-0 to mk dons
Right after they hired Louis van gaal
BAAAAAASSSED GAAAANGG
God protected England in WW2
does Rotherham not make you angry?
has aisha made her insta public again ?
He is a paki muslim. It makes him proud.
given up on any hope of pulling at uni, there's too many gigaChads here that pull all the girls towards them
just gonna focus on my studies, reading, going to the gym, and taking part in societies
kys
might just get a mindless labourer job
Thread's off to a great start I see. Hmmm yes comin' along nicely.
FOLC
wonder how the Dutch feel about the saying "as American as apple pie" desu
I'm a pole stealing ethnic brit (you)s
any straight lad want to suck my willy?
the real redpill is that this is the most fulfilling kind of life
a man can only feel like he's living when he's doing a hard job, sweats from his brow, creates or fixes things with his hands
office admin jobs are dehumanising
Turn 26 next month and I've not had sex since I was 20. If I'd known I'd get so emotionally crippled from having sex with one of my friends then I wouldn't have bloody done it desu
big fan of these lads
God and tons of Soviet soldiers.
bit gay
virgin freak cope
I should clarify that it was a female friend and I am a male person so it was an entirely heterosexual encounter
desktop monitor is doing this thing where if you try and turn it on the splashscreen comes on for a few seconds then vanishes
very annoying
>the /brit/ "glamour" slags general on /hr/ is on its last legs again despite my best efforts
Why must I suffer so
not a virgin freak, just a neurotypical they can't hope to compete with the chads
probably in the top 50% of good looking males on my uni course
was referring to unironically using the phrase "emotionally crippled" tbf
Go see a dominatrix and have her jump onto your balls and spit on your face.
Hopefully that will wake you up.
downloading ant man and the wasp
failed normie alert
*wee woo wee woo*
is it big?
shaved my beard off
left myself with pic related but with longer sideburns
might do my sideburns up for the full yosser
Is that the film about you and your dick?
Women wont go near you unless youre top 5%
Looks like the bubble is being burst.
haha
Yeah ok caveman have fun banging rocks together and wearing full safety gear in the summer.
only little
fucking hell lads. saturday night live knows my feels.
>"Well, thats impossible. Because I didn't have sex. For many, many many years. All I did was drink a lot and not think about having sex, at all. I WAS THE PROUDEST, DRUNKEST VIRGIN YOU'VE EVER SEEN. And everyone can relate to that."
;__;
if I do a bit of the ol' 'cide, my very last /brit/ post has to be a belter
Act like a normie, project confidence/charisma, have a bit of banter ability and dress well.
Simple.
This is part of the dehumanisation programme against incels.
Bottom Text
Nah, go out on this one.
If you'd asked me at the start of the year i could have almost guaranteed id have lost my virginity by now
was very very wrong
Oh I see, well that's fair enough
Been considering this desu, as I do have a lifelong femdom fetish
this is the biggest tantrum I've ever seen
Start accelerating.
>Introductions
Greenspan: Capitalism’s Transcendental Time Machine
Ireland: Poememenon
MacKay & Avanessian: Accelerate reader
Murphy: Ideology, Intelligence and Capital with Nick Land
Overy: Genealogy of Land’s Anti-Anthropocentric Philosophy
>Nick Land
Uncle Nick is the crown prince of acceleration, so you should read pretty much everything he has written, including:
- work published on xenosystems, much of which is compiled in the /lit/ reader
- Teleoplexy: notes on acceleration
- Kant, Capital and Prohibition of Incest
- Circuitries
- Meltdown
- Machinic Desire
- Dark Enlightenment
>Illegalism
Novatore
>theanarchistlibrary.org
>Philosophy
Althusser: On the Reproduction of Capital
Bataille: Reader
Baudrillard: The System of Objects, Mirror of Production, Symbolic Exchange and Death
Bateson: Steps to an Ecology of Mind
Beer: Platform for Change
Benjamin: On the Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction
Bergson: Creative Evolution
Bostrom: Superintelligence
Brassier: Nihil Unbound
CCRU: Writings
Chardin: The Phenomenon of Man
Debord: The Society of the Spectacle
Deleuze: Difference and Repetition
D&G: Capitalism and Schizophrenia, vol I and II, What Is Philosophy
Dupuy: On the Origins of Cognitive Science
Ellul: The Technological Society
Fisher: Capitalist Realism
Foerster: The Beginning of Heaven and Earth Has No Name
Greer: After Progress
Haraway: Cyborg Manifesto
Heidegger: Being and Time, Basic Writings
Hoppe: Democracy
Kant: Critique of Pure Reason
Marinetti: Futurist Manifesto
Marx: Grundrisse, Capital, Fragment on Machines
Mauss: The Gift
McLuhan: Understanding Media
Mises: Human Action
You can find all of these works (FOR FREE) on:
>gen.lib.rus.ec
The best website on the internet.
>gutenberg.org
Not too bad but doesn't have that many obscure books.
>act
>project
you'll always be beta
same
>Ireland: Poememenon
Ireland mentioned. But in what context?
Scratch the itch you dirty slut.
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MoonReader
>moondownload.com
Calibre e-book management for desktop.
>calibre-ebook.com
sue
Only the beginning lad wait until everybody sees the shitshow in NI and the effects of no deal
Gym + new clothes + Tinder didn't work?
just been browsing my area on adultwork, fucking hell british women are ugly as hell
Don't think I actually know any virgins above the age of 21 irl, not sure how it's possible. If you don't get laid in school fair enough but between 18-21 there's no excuse and you have to self improve.
can you post the one of her feet that isn't the one in the water?
I keep asking but you never reply
I would but I'm still on the Greeks.
>*faux happy tone* "hello this is toilcorp customer service speaking, what can I help you with today?"
this isn't living, lad
calibre is shit
top KEK mate is this ironic or are you actually trying to shill shit here
Always hoped I'd find a nice gentle femdom gf desu, rather than having to pay some aggressive dominatrix. But seeing as the former has failed, may as well try the latter
Im trying to help them. Not me.
Stop projecting yank.
starting to think Mays dilly-dallying and her joke Chequers agreement were all intentional sabotage
based...?
Lads I'm doing computer science in uni and everyone is a fucking freak and there's about 5 girls on the course
get me out
lads help
my rice pudding tin says the expiry is '12/2018'
is that the month or the day? if it's just the month, where is the day? If it's just the day, where is the month? wtf is this shit? I'm not used to doing things by myself.
FOLC
Shut up idiot, not today
Yes, I'm trying to shill people to read, cunt.
month you melon
eat it before december
The whole thing is intentional sabotage lad just varying degrees and to different ends
what uni?
It's obviously the month you imbecile. And something like tinned rice pudding has enough leeway that they don't need to put a specific day just eat it before December.
calibre is ugly AND shit, feel sorry for anyone who uses it
refuse to believe anyone is this stupid even if you are only 13
piss off you melon you're not doxxing me
either that or she's the most inept motherfucker to ever draw breath
you can tell if the can has leaked air by whacking it on your forehead, if the can doesn't crumple you're fine
did your dad drop you on your head as a baby or something
how did you not realise that would be the case
i support greater india and greater china
lmao i did a couple years of cs and got to know one of the few girls and she turned out to be a "koder" who now does girls coding bootcamps
she was shit
All of that stuff is always rehashed platitudes.
And it always boils down to "act how the other people act."
What they need to do is find themselves as men. Learn how to make their own personality appealing.
Not just become a robot. You'll always be a robot.
actually it's the 12th day of 2018, that's what codes on packaging like 2052018 mean
snif fet
5:50
David Davis?
where's the fucking day though? what if it's the 12 month (whichever that is) and you're hungry for some rice pudding?
we need a 'dora drop on this post STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the conservative party are all american/chinese/russian agents working against the interests of the united kingdom
>nice gentle femdom gf
This goes against the nature of women and the best you can hope for is an assertive girl. But! Lots of girls are into role playing...
How do I achieve the bloatlord aesthetic?
Proof?
this one?