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whoa whoa
wait a sec
was the main character of that show the trap door called berk?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trap_Door#Berk
yes he was
thats a swear word
that was meant to be a kids show

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a big red head coq !

>FAGGOTS
fuck off yank

Well it happened. Would you rather I didn't mention it?
>not a communist
doubt

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i would race you but you type like a yank maybe later when i'm less annoyed at you

RACE US CUNTS

play.typeracer.com?rt=6njyip027

Closing in on 3 weeks nofap lads.

die you slant eyed chink dog eating cunt lover virgin incel

>housing association found the ganja farm in my shed
bad times ahead lads

twitter.com/PDChina/status/1046573864153538560

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bullshit

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Just ordered some Kratom - what should I expect?

I've listened to you sperg over commie shit you little fag.
Go nonce a boy in a skirt and LARP in the jungle some more.

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lads how long do you have to be an alcoholic for to get the shakes?
i've drank almost every day for 6 months and coming off it now but haven't experienced any withdrawal symptoms yet

*picks you off from a distance*
nothing personnel

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CHEATING CUNTS I KNOW YOURE USING TWO PEOPLE TO TYPE ARENT YOU

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best swingers website?

want all women, cyclists and horses off my roads

you're just a fat slav with an ebin germaniums fetish

Nah I'm just really good at typing
Heemed by a yank, lmao

using two fingers like an absolute runt wahey

0.15G Of Cannabis Combusted and inhaled

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drank heavily most days for the past 5 years and I don't get the shakes or anything if I stop. I think you have to literally drink all day long nonstop for your body to get properly addicted to it

why bother

youtube.com/watch?v=ldXHqKjABnU

YOU GOT LUCKY
PLAY ME AT CHESS YOU LITTLE BITCH
lichess.org/UtWPVRuS

that's reassuring to hear

life is boring without weed

the lads

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oh my god the tories

What's the difference between the different parts of England?

i meant why bother with 0.15
wouldn't even touch sides

>loses to a yank in typing
>lost to a pajeet last week at chess
please just hang yourself already you waste

the north is full of hardmen
the south is full of fairies

some are slightly less shit

>housing association
What are those, lad?

North is full of poor faggots
South is full of rich faggots

I am undefeated. The poo got lucky with that too desu. He 5 moved me cos i was phone playing

i have permalow tolerance

>faggots
fuck off yank

>faggots
FOY

given up on ever having a normal life. might as well just kill myself iih

You're just a dorky celtic queer that ran away from home to fuck boys in south east asia.
and "teach english" to kids like the fucking failed pseudo intellectual that you are.
Nice to meet you.

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Sad!

phimosis is curable lad don't worry

based

what do brits say instead, and whats foy?

twitter.com/CPGBML/status/1046224959461347329
feel like shit just want him back

just unleashed a bacteriological weapon on the soviet republic of my toilets

Viet"chad" on the ropes

sad little faggot

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Have you guys ever had a condom break? I had one break this morning and I hadn’t come yet, so I know there was no semen involved, but I’m still nervous. Should I get her Plan B just to be sure?

Fuck niggers

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gonna write a novel

anything's possible
pre-nut n shit

Fuck off, vietchad is a based berber man, a weight-lifter and a scholar.

someone's a bit upset, but I guess posing in front of slavic union and other memeflags you bought off amazon with an airsoft gun is about as close as you'll get to some sort of meaningful identity

Can I be in it?

Want to cut your hands off so you can never make another post

i thought had pretty good typing all these years but apparently my hand placement is all over the place when you look up proper places they should be
this is what happens when you learn to type chiefly through playing online games lads
still a good 90-100 wpm though

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Yeah that’s what I’m scared of. I’ll play it safe and get her plan b

I wasn't upset at all. You wanted trouble. You've got an axe to grind at me.
>airsoft gun
look closer retard

Kek starting to enjoy the ovetly psycho irishlad threats. You really can't hate these guys.

ah wait, the 'a' should be orange too

Yaaay, a red and white and blue street party.

Where after getting pissed on overpriced pisspoor warm ale at a Wetherspoons and a belly full of the jam and cake mountain, you can walk proudly down the street telling all the remaining foreigners to 'fuck off back to their own countries'

Then wake up on a trolley outside A&E with acute alcohol poisoning and liver failure, being treated by a fellow brexiteer holding a calming crystal and a homeopathy remedy,realising there's no real staff as most of them took your advice.

simmer down freak
this isn't club penguin here ok?

perhaps

ohhhh you're steamed aintcha

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Without semen, the chances that she can get pregnant are low. If she takes an EC, the chances are even lower. Get her the EC and you can have some peace of mind.

Going to tear your fingernails off one by one

i learned simply through repetition
if I get stuck on an uncommon word I have to check where I am

fingers are too long to do that properly i think

Long fingers are good for keyboards.

PASTAD and BOLOGNAISEPILLED
theguardian.com/science/2018/oct/01/physics-was-built-by-men-cern-scientist-alessandro-strumia-remark-sparks-fury

chesslad fina bout to get dabbed on

so I just made a bowl of strawberry jelly for my 26 year old fiancée because she's on the blob and it's giving her ulcers this month, so bad that she can't manage solid food

YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME SIR

NOOOO NOOOO

suck me off kid

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-45641216

thanks for the blog

no worries
like and subscribe for more antics

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What faggot? Jealous little prick. I built it. I run it. You're nobody.

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youtu.be/RXgRkTIPi20

Is there anything more pathetic than an adult picky eater?

don't mind me spiderman socks

absolutely grim that living in a HMO is the standard expectation for early adult life (and possibly even longer) for a lot of people