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oi u got a grocery loicense m8

>egg license
>fluor license

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hahaha le license for le stuff to le buy in le UK hahaha thanks le reddit for this le joke

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top fucking kek

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thank you for keeping our kids safe! God Bless!

Ban assault eggs.

Oi, ya got a soy loicense?

Hol on there, poofter. Got a permit fer a loicense jokes?

>Go to buy baking ingredients
>oi little girl you cant buy that
>gets beaten because shes white
Many such cases

no but seriously

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holy shit

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Jesus christ

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OY M8 YA GOT A RUBBISH LOICENSE?!

Guys, this isn't funny. Britan is turning into a police state.

>turning into

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Good.

Fuck those tea sipping island monkeys.

Now this is absolutely ridiculous

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I'm pretty certain waste carrying permits exist in every developed country.

>leave trash in my car
>get fined
simply epic

I'm convinced that the licence meme was created by seething Yanks who were upset about the the mutt meme, the time-frames for when the two were created match up pretty neatly.
As for Euro flags regurgitating this shit, I refuse to believe they aren't Yanks on proxies. That or twelve year olds.

so this is the price of being an empire on which the sun never sets

Is this only in England, or all of the UK? Seems grim either way I suppose

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>put wrappers in plastic bag in car while at work
>get fined
No this is not normal

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pic related was a good one though

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> licence meme
It's not a meme, though.

complete state of you

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>Sweden
Do I even need to say more?

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Maybe not in your Third World country, no.

still better off than on your little prison island

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Needing a license for that is simply unnecessary bureaucracy though, not everything needs to be fined.

yikes and unironically cringe to be honest

Not really.
Have fun posting your little collages though.

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Oi
You got a loisens for that there conspiracy theory?

It's heavy handed and the officer who issued it was obviously being a prick, but again, like said, waste-carrying permits are a thing in every developed country.

The sad thing is that it really doesnt even seem to be a meme because it is true. On the other hand the mutt meme is true, but doesnt really make sense because Britains history is one of invaders and mutts (britons, gaels, scots, picts, romans, angles, saxons, danes, norwegians, normans, pakis, pajeets, mahmouds, pollacks, etc) and most places have a mutt history anywhere in the world im sure, although maybe not as much

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Memes aside I haven't heard of shit like this outside the UK, maybe it's real but if it is, it's one of those aspects where I prefer being a 3rd world shithole.

oi me ol' chum, ya got a gamblin' loicense?

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>I luv this job

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The story would be an example of incompetent local government, not a question over the validity of needing a permit to transport waste. This is assuming the Telegraph is fully and accurately reporting the story, which in all likelihood it is not.

EVERY COUNTRY OCCASIONALLY REQUIRES LICENCE FOR MUNDANE TASKS.
You might as well be asking why this country has driving licences. It's so fucking stupid it's beyond comprehension.

dumbass

Yes really.
450,295 km2 and 10 mil people
vs
242,495 km2 and 66 mil people
You're an overpopulated prison with ugly women, m8.

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This is not the same but still lol'd

>all these bongs absolutely assblasted
I thought you were good at bantz

That' because you speak English, naturally you only get exposed to English news, and not that of a hundred other irrelevant countries.
Are you mentally handicapped?

lol'd at Mexican education

There are probably some trash licenses here for odd or hazardous things, but just for random trash in your own vehicle or to buy eggs/flour? seems a little out there man

Did you know that in the UK, pubs require a licence to sell alcohol?
LOL OMG!

Sad!

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> but just for random trash in your own vehicle
Just an overzealous officer being a prick, you're country in particular is famous for that.
>or to buy eggs/flour?
If you're referring to the OP, the 'story' is bullshit.
It was one single shop, privately deciding not to sell flour/eggs to under 16s in week before Halloween to try and prevent houses being egged.
It's fucking nothing.

OHHHH NO NO NO NO HWAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking seething euromutt lmao

Abysmal

Lol he doesn’t know because in spickia you can just gamble in the streets and the cops won’t stop you because they’re all just narcos

was right on the money, Amerimutts were so upset about mutt-posting, and this is their attempt at a reply.
Fucking pathetic.

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>be American
>gamble on the street
>get shot

You got a license for that estrogen user?

Holy absolute fuck lmao

You sure you’re allowed to be posting that hate speech?

met.police.uk/true-vision-report-hate-crime/hate-crime-online/

Hmmmm...let’s see...

But it's mostly thirdies that post mutts

I'm pretty sure license memes have been used for years on /sp/

>But it's mostly thirdies that post mutts
Nope.
>I'm pretty sure license memes have been used for years on /sp/
And nope.
COPE/10.

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>I'm pretty sure license memes have been used for years on /sp/
This is correct

Le epic memexD

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Yup.
Seething.
Couldn't handle the banter on /sp/ lad?

Good. Fuck teenagers, they're all shit.

UK is such a shithole with bastu food

Be mexican military
patrolling on helicopter
Get shot by a rocket launcher

You're going to get arrested for hate speech

You got a license for that license

No I won't.
You're fat disgusting nigger though.

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Atleast when they are being pricks they have a reason

Funny joke.

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Enjoy your ASBO, you wont be allowed near a computer for 5 years Nigel, ive reported you.
gov.uk/report-crime-anti-social-behaviour

Hate speech detected. Expect a visit soon.

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>meme

>When Jow Forums wanders out of it's containment board

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Why does mart sharting happen?

I just don't get it. Ok so maybe you had an accident, that fart turned into a surprise, or you're sick and can't control it. Why the fuck would you just go about your day like that. I'd be out of that store and rushing home immediately.

youtube.com/watch?v=8tiVpcOy6NE

Bad diet + Obesity = American sharting rituals.

It's obese people taking diet pills and then continuing to eat like shit. It causes all the grease to shoot through their systems and discharge without the knowledge of the person.
God I hate fat people.

This happens there too haha ? here it's the scumbag shitheads who do it at the end of the year in middle and high schools

hey guys be gentle with brits, they can't talk bad about UK without consequences. you won't pay if they get fined for what they write in their posts

uk is absolutly cucked beyond help

It's done literally everywhere and its part of growing up

boomers pissing their pants as usual even though they did the same when they were kids

OH NO NO NO

That’s just sad

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