Well its happening, wife and I are getting a divorce. How fucked am I...

Don't worry OP. once the settlement comes in low shell take you back.

Wanted kids at first but realized much later I have no interest in being a father. Young and dumb man idk

I just divorced recently. Wasn't married for long. 1 year. She was cheating on me and dumb enough to Instagram it. When confronted she:

1) questioned me how I found her
2) explained the history
3) blamed me for her actions
4) after apologising asked whether we could be friends.

She is totally fucked now. My funds are airtight and overseas I make 6 figs she has no skills and her family is dirt poor. She won't be able to survive on her man's salary that moves furniture.

I don't get it, how can you be fucked if you have no kids? Do you have a house? Why would you need to support someone you don't have a connection with?

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WA

PUT a shit load in to monero right now.

she'll survive on his dick until that too gets boring.

You must not live in America

We have alimony here. Basically a welfare check out of my pocket each month

No, would you mind explaining please? I get a house and a 401k (that's pension saving right?). But why would you give a part of your paycheck?

Important questions:

How long were you married?
Reasons for filing?
Education level of both of you?
Other assets?

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>I don't get it, how can you be fucked if you have no kids?
Alimony. As a penis-wielder it is your responsibility to keep the vagina in her "standard of living" while she fucks a string of new men in the house you paid for.

It's called a "maintenance award" now because it has nothing to do with supporting children. It's to maintain her lifestyle at the expense of yours. :^)

Thai woman, I'd bet a whole Bitcoon on it. Lol.
The being angry over being caught thing gives it away. their idea of a relationship is not the same as westerners and they exploit it.

good on you for leaving.

Same here, but that only counts if you have kids.

LOL KEKED

i feel for you user and the op been there bought the tshirt

Poppycock

There are plenty of reasons for marriage, but only very few people should get married for those reasons.

Most people should not marry at all.

wrong (you)

Russian

Once married, any assets gained / earned are considered property of both parties, So OPs wife can divorce him and is entitled to half of all his shit,
Also, assuming she isn’t independently wealthy, he is probably obligated to support her for some time
TL;dr America is fucking gay

Hold on what
I thought unacceptable behavior didn't come into a settlement? What country?
Pretty sure this is why MGTOW is getting so huge, because thots can divorce rape you even when they're openly the ones who instigated it and cheated

>thinks western women don’t mostly behave like this as well.

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A decade.
Grew apart.
Both college educated.

She's pretty high maintenance. It'll be interesting to see whether she can cope.

Important to note that length of the marriage and reasons for dissolution of the marriage are considered.

If OP doesn’t make with some details I’m out.
T. Divorce law user that has little patience for idiocy

A lot do, but on that side of the world, including eastern Europe its even more common. "love" and marriage are practical affairs. the fairy tale shit is unique to western nations and their prosperity in past decades. its abnormal.

Also no other real assets besides a car I dont want

So it’s a mutual decision? No proof of infidelity in either end?

Why the pay disparity if you both have college?

You have no kids? You're golden. Pay a one-time payment and be done with it.

Of course, I’m speaking in generalities, however relatively accurate in terms of what men can expect in the US , Especially in more liberal jurisdictions

She's focusing on personal projects and teaching on the side. It's fairly mutual, I'd rather not but she is set.

>3) blamed me for her actions

Why does this happen so much with cheaters? My theory is they have childlike minds (as evidenced by their inability to say "no") and therefore they cannot handle taking the blame or owning up to something being their fault.

/biz, not addressingg all the fellas who already got the rules right, I wanna' drop you some advice, as I actually start Feeling bad for my normies here.

Say you start off with a 1k as an investment for low to medium sat alts, low being 20 sats and above, medium being 1000 sats and below. Let's call those alts pennystocks. Now you wanna invest and diversify to maximum 3 alts, 333$ each.

You choose the alts by your Exchange by checking up the Charts. Easiest is to find triangling Charts. ONLY invest in Charts that have already a symmetrical trinagle behind them, if you can't find any, Close your Exchange side and take a rest for today. If you find a triangling Chart, put your Money in and fill your bags.

Now that you have done that, place a sell order for the bags at a 2% increase (for each of your alt bags).

The day after chack your Progress. Normally all of your sell orders should have executed. Excluding fees (approx 1%), you made an all together trade gain of 10$, congratulations!

Repeat for a whole month, let's say you had 20 days with triangling trades, and 10 idle days. You just made 232$!

Now continue with this manouver for 6 months:
Same Ratio 20 good days, 10 inactive days:
You made 2400$ within 6 months, Keep em turning...

After 2 years, you made 128478$. You are now Independent of your employer, you can afford to live of your earnings and continue increasing your gains.

Be wise /biz, don't be emotional, be Stone cold when it comes down to stuff like this. With this System you don't even Need a Hype on that bussines, you just Need Patience and a clear head.

Have sex, or jerk off regularly to not be stupid, believe me it helps.

Best Regards,
An Engineer

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Why is that naked robot undressing her?

She won't. Women aren't functionally capable of downgrading pay. Unless she is really young and is ready to ride the cock carousel.

Russia.

MGTOW is symptomatic of 80% of women fucking the top 20% of men in Western countries. Also disincentives are too big for marriage or having kids.

MGTOW isnt a problem for the elites. It fits their depopulation agenda. It'll be a problem for women if the top 20% men MGTOW or join some beta uprising but why would they when life is good?

How does one properly protect his assets? Flag theory? Citizenship in Virgin Islands, corporation in St. Knitts and Nevis, bank account in Singapore etc? Would that protect you from getting royally fucked by bitches in divorces?

No
You need a lawyer and divide everything in half
No kids
No alimony
And 90 k is not that great your normal like the 95 % of everyone
Leaches
Leaching
Leaching on
You don’t owe your ex any thing except 50% of what you have now
She can go get a job.
Change her lifestyle
And leach on to some other sucker
Get a good lawyer
And don’t be a door mat to this woman

Russia is probably still like China in that respect then. Look up China Divorce Law when you're feeling down.

Robots enjoy rape

Prenup if done properly is effective, After that, you need to get creative with hiding assets

How much does a good lawyer cost?

if you didn't speak to a tax attorney before you got married so you can learn to hide all your assets you're kinda fucked.
for now all you can do is ask your employer to start giving you 2 checks. pay taxes on the second set of checks at the end of the year

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun

Read the part about Mouse experiments.

I honestly think this is happening to humans.

Also “only” a decade works in your favor.

While she is “accustomed” to the lifestyle, her career choice factors in.

What you honestly need to do is pay a little more for a GOOD divorce attorney. He can probably keep you out of court, and certainly will minimize your losses.

Accept that IS divorce law is unfair. Minimize loss, and move the fuck on. No kids meansxway less heartache and forced interaction with her.

living well is the most fantastic revenge.

>TLDR 15-25% (plus 50% -more or less-of assets) is a lot, but minuscule if you see it as the cost of freedom.

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Too much for you probably

Women are basically larger children. It's been well established over the centuries.

Derek?

How much am i looking at for a good lawyer?

Yes but what does "hiding assets" really entail? Do you literally mean buying gold or something and physically hiding it? Or can you hide money in some remote off-shore bank account/company?

There are dozens of us, but I am not the one you seek.

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This. Everything else is traceable, and judges will fuck you if you are discovered.

You’d have to be an experienced money launderer with a plan in place before lawyers start digging.

Recently heard from a colleague about a client who needed to know “what bitcoin is” and “is it traceable”.

I hope he didn’t use Coinbase

I'm aware of it. Humans and mice are both mammals. Once females become resource rich and have options they become intensely hypergamous and you'll start to see both mice and men start doing improving themselves to get noticed. Mice groom themselves. Men learn game, take anabolic steroids, attain $, move overseas to get an edge in their sexual market value.

So many factors. Sorry.

Where do you live?

Do you mind if I give her a call?

Do your research and GET an attorney.

Look you almost had quads but decided to be a faggot instead

>Relying on the state to protect you

Just lol. This meme never seems to die

TAG = HEP B

checks out

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How does it know!?

Assuming her lawyer is competent, you have to assume someone will be going throughout your finances with a fine tooth comb, if there seems to be a potential large sum of earnings unaccounted for, alarm bells are going to go off, so any hidden assets better not have an obvious paper trail,
Consistently buying small sums of gold/ silver in CASH is the go to

50% of your assets
5 years 50% income alimony
hope you have some hidden in crypto user, you're gonna get ass raped.

Why in the world would anyone still want to get married?

Honestly the only way I think someone could hide crypto purchases in the marriage would have to have been low cost assets that were probably bought peer to peer.

Bank—-[coinbase] means you ain’t hidin shit.

Alimony will NOT be 50% of income, you are obviously not to be taken seriously. Please find a new thread friendo, adultscare talking.

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Kill her and then yourself. Its the only way

>an engineer

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Also this.

Wouldnt It be better to just killmyself so shehas to live with it?

i'm speaking directly from my mom's experience.
she's pretty old too, no dependents
might be only 40%, but it's close enough to 50% that it doesn't matter

Agreed, one thing I wonder though is how easily could you claim to have your crypto stolen?

Get out of the US.

Well it sounds like there was a sizeable gap in legal representation.

I’m sure there were big factors to bring that outcome.

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Alimony is actually pretty close to half your income. Sometimes more. That doesn't even include Child Support or the mortgage or anything else.

But lets say you are a prominent investor/venture capitalist, wouldn't it be possible to set up an off-shore corporation in some tax haven from which you can handle all your investments etc and park most of your cash? Is that a viable way to guard your wealth or can the legal system somehow fuck you over anyway?

Perhaps I'm a brainlet but I don't really have a full understanding of these things, I appreciate you helping me out.

I don’t know.

General ignorance of crypto is still high, and it’s a good question, but most transactions do leave a trail

She wants to divorce you, dumb shit. Killing yourself would mean she gets all of your assets plus she never has to see your face again.

Not for the length of marriage and pay disparity OP described. The other factors OP mentioned do not indicate that outcome

It depends on the courts ability to gather information in this situation. If the records can be subpoenaed, then obviously this would fail.

>create website with security exploit that transfers ETH to your new address
>visit website
>destroy evidence of who created website
>oops my monies is gone, look this website hacked it!
10 years will be 30 in the eyes of the court. pay disparity is due to sexism in the workplace. she's gonna get the house too I guarantee it.

No, generally speaking, anything you gain during the duration of the marriage, she is entitled to half, If there is a paper trail, your fucked, regardless of jurisdiction of where the funds are held

From a financial standpoint: child support

You sound bitter.

As mentioned before the quality of OP’s lawyer will hugely factor into the numbers.

>quick rundown:

The court sees 10 years as 10 years faggot.
He said they have no children or joint assets except a car.
He wants to protect his 90k income as much as possible.
Her ability to earn is at least comparable to his but she chose to “do small projects”

Please lurk.

Yeah this is assuming you do everything right, new ip devices to set up wallets, then transfer funds, shapeshift like crazy through a bunch of different wallets.

I just think it would depend on spouses knowledge. If he used a known bank account to purchase crypto he’d need a reeeeeal hum dinger of an explanation as to how funds disappeared.

please look at the outcome of any of these cases lmao
buying lube should be his #1 priority, a lawyer can't save him.
if lawyers can't save billionaires from 50% judgments, why would they save OP?

You only owe 50% of assets accumulated since marriage. Not everything.

But let me be clear about the question, if money is earned through the corporation then surely that money is not counted as MY money but rather as belonging to the corporation? Wouldn't it only become "my" money the moment I transferred it from the corporation into one of my personal bank accounts?

I'm not in a relationship right now, I'm merely trying to protect myself in the future. So if I was to set up a corporation in St. Knitts and Nevis or some other tax haven, transfer my assets there and handle all future investment/buisness stuff through this entity, would that not protect me in the case of a potential divorce? As this user says, it's what you gain during the relationship that matters. So if I set up this corporation PRIOR to my relationship and let the majority of the wealth that is earned stay within the company, is this then counted as MY money or the corporations money? Surely it only becomes "my" money once it goes into one of my personal bank accounts, right? I figure this way, as long as I let most of my money stay within the off-shore corporation, it can't be touched.

Am I on to something or am I just stupid?Thanks for being patient anons, just trying to make sense of this all and plan for the future.

>Apples to trilobites

You’re talking about several income brackets above OP, and the very finest of legal weasels.

We are talking about a middle class normie couple with limited means.