/cum/

Only one piece can move to either of those squares

happy birthday my dude

There is literally one piece you could move to E4 in the OP picture you brainlet

get fucked nerds

Fuck off Josh

chess is for big gays

Extremely cute boy just delivered my lunch

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swarthy indian man delivered my wings

france is a north american country

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my next move wouldve been knight F3 but i dont want to keep doing this past that

thanks

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My grandparents were french

wtf kavanaugh just gang raped me

i think you're in the wrong thread this is for all of north america not just the south part of the USA

you're such a fucking ho

Hey guys!
Check out how big my wink is!

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did you watch them on SNL

based and redpilled

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Real talk. You think she’ll ever poop again like she did as a teen?

What?

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Cause I don’t think so. The used rubber band effect. You can only wrap a rubber rand around a newspaper so many times before it becomes ineffective

Incel detected

jaz?

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I get it now

Unless that girl has some sort of disorder that is disgusting

>girl

user... i

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jaz is early transition transgender.

early transition = you dont develop manface. however....theres weird issues with her penis her parents discuss with the whole world on tv? its not big enough to turn into a neovagina? idk.

Proof is in the pudding

Okay so (she) does have a disorder

More like it!
Lmao

SUCK ON _____ ______

>its not big enough to turn into a neovagina?
correct

they had to cut out part of its colon to build the "vagina"

MY DUCK

no
will look it up

BIG COCK

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i watched SNL on saturday, never saw SNL other than reruns of the 70s/80s shit on tv as a kid

how can normies enjoy this shit? it was just blatant propaganda and a million pop culture references, there's no way anyone in their audience even watched the kavanaugh hearing, and there's also no way all these geezers who watch cable television get the cultural references they were making either

they didn't even seem to make any jokes, i'd say over all they made maybe 5 or 6 jokes in the entire 1.5 hour program

wtf?

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no one gives a shit beaner

hillsborough more like hillbilly lmao

>youtube proxies aren't working any more
>SNL video is blocked here

aaah

It’s absolute trash

And so are you!!!

We have one of the biggest french populations in the country you stupid frog

>beaner
Retarded frog

did someone say frog?

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aghhh thats rough. But then a lot of late transitioners envy early transitioners because nobody can see your colon/penis vagina. But everyone can see a manface. Its a hard life wherever you go, grass is always greener, etc.

Its a cultural artifact from the television days. I dont know any normies who watch it but I'm sure if a clip is funny enough itll get shown online.

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Wee-wee

manchester more like manbreast mdrrrrrrrrrr

retarded beaner don't reply to me when i didnt allow you

btfo

Kiss him

Var more like stop replying to me faggot

A cow made of butter?

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Ofc..

enlightened digits but brainlet post

Thanks

Why is every euro that posts here but the dane a complete retard?

i love this man!

its not butter its CUM

that's not a compliment for you though getting digits is as far as your glory goes

the fuck did i say

oh-fucking-no

My grandma is calling my relatives works looking to harass them again. I knew my uncle was fucking retarded for bringing her to that party yesterday

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Giving french rapfugees computers was a mistake

What color cows you think that butter came from?

Check your privilege

He's a /dixie/ refugee just stop replying to him

i am Algerian you filthy subhuman

put on some jeopardy to distract her or price is right

lace her food with laxatives

story time?

Gotta say I’m disappointed

Dumb rapefugee

I actually did do that funny enough and it didn't work.

She's been sitting, brooding, in the dark all day for seemingly no reason. She told me theres a good chance that she can move into her apartment today, but I'm almost positive shes wrong considering they need to do the inspection still (as far as I know) and they told me that wouldn't be done until at least the 15th

had pancakes
wasn't worth it in the end

?????????
i have a french flag

dumb whitey

I’m an idiot

yes we saw your flag anyway

52974
Ewww

..maple syrup?
otherwise it doesn’t really count

What’s the matter denfren?

sugar and cinnamon

I've told it so many times in /cum/ I feel like a broken but I guess I can tell it again.

My grandma is paranoid schizophrenic with dementia, she gets free housing from the government but she thought her neighbor was blowing smoke under her door so she moved out. Without having a backup place to live set up. And the thing with that is, nobody in the family talks to her because she writes them hate letters, goes into their work to harass them (or their girlfriends). She's done this to almost everybody in the family besides me and maybe a couple of others. So I let her live with me until she got approved for an apartment because I'm not going to let my grandmother die on the street.

So yesterday, my family was having a get-together for my cousin who came back to town from Cali for a visit. So my uncle thought it was a great idea to bring my grandmother without asking anybody else in the family or clearing it with anybody. The same uncle who refuses to let her stay with him despite having a 3 bedroom house (he uses 1) and a completely unused property. That's the gist of it

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Did Trudeau cuck the fuck out of Trump?

Mm. They do have quite a strong appeal. Could have happened to anyone.

>I'm not going to let my grandmother die on the street
why not?
what has she ever done for you

Damn I hope I never get dementia. I am past the point where schizophrenia is suppose to appear though.

can you post a link to your blog

yeah go check it out

i knew some of the back story but there's some interesting parts here i didn't know about, all the tales of your grandma are pretty bizarre and amusing desu

what kind of letters and what sort of harassment does she do? is she schizo or something? or some weird undiagnosed thing you can't figure out? was she always crazy?

If you care about others you have less time to care about yourself.

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hampshire more like hump sharer lol

Redpilled as fuck

LOL