International relations based on ur cunt's college/school textbooks

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i opened this thread because of the map and spent a good portion of time trying to figure out what statistics it showed

autism is really getting the best of me

1st word=bad guys

3rd world=good guys.

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it's just a random picture

i'm first world???

up

what ever nigga im first world but im not a bad guy

>i opened this thread because of the map
this

fuck you syria
go get humiliated by israel again

Good guys: Injuns, Niggers, US government, Napoleon, French Revolutionaries, Japanese Americans

Bad guys: Monarchs (except Napoleon), the Confederate States of America, Britain, American Colonists, Germany, Soviet Union

What about Islam/Muslims?

Freinds
>EU

Enemy
>Brexit Voters

Based. Fuck Brexit.

it's always an honor to be bullied by the USA

Good: France (most of the times), US, anarchists and revolutionaries, the oppressed in general

Bad: UK, HRE, every single fascist regime on Earth (DAE Muccolini sucks XdXdxDxD), Ottomans and most 18th century monarchies

Who ?: northern EU (except Gustav Adolph), Poland, rest of the world

kys

kek

We don't talk about them, except in the same section where we talk about Buddhism and Hinduism.
Pretty much we study ancient china and India a little bit in middle school but don't spend any time on any Muslim empire.
Most of our history classes are Rome/Greeks, then we pretty much skip the medieval period, then resume with the Colonization of Americas, Henry VIII and his daughters, British settlements, Glorious Revolution, Colonial America, American revolution, French Revolution, Napoleon, tensions within America regarding slavery and westward expansion, American Civil War, Western Imperialism, a little bit on World War 1, Great depression, World War 2, Cold War than thats pretty much it.

we dindu nuffin

top kek

Good guys: the muslims, the french, the blacks, the protestants, the greeks, the romans, the innocent indians (tiraflechas, not poos), the atheists, the socialists, the women, Yurop, the illuminati and the sudaca liberators.

Bad guys. Us. Also the amerifats and the ruskis too mostly, but only as long as the firsts aren't illuminati and the seconds socialists.

In-between: the chinese, the jews and the eternal anglo.

> the muslims
dafq

>Balkans, Eastern Europe, Russia
>First world

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>Ottomans

what i got from my 9th/10th grade political/history textbooks:
China = Evil-tier, commmie totalitarian insectoids
America = God-tier, freedom-loving good guys with technology
Soviet Union = God-tier, equality-loving good guys who did lots of scientific achievements, Communism is great but these guys took it too far and did some bad things but the Russian revolution was based
Britain = Meh-tier, oppressed countries, before getting btfoed, Industrialization and English are from here
South Africa = Good-tier, removed apartheid and gave equal rights to everybody
Pakistan = Bro-tier, brothers who left the union, and the partition should not have happened and now live in an Islamic state
Bangladesh = Bro-tier, we saved them from Pakistan and freed them
Poland/Eastern Bloc = Good-tier, fought against totalitarianism from their commie parties
France = God-tier, French revolution was based, lots of poets, literature etc.
Arabia = Cringe-tier, lots of wars, oppression etc.