Dream Market Edition
/brit/
if i told you i wasnt a virgin you wouldn't know any better.
crisps :)
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Seriously considering becoming a missionary.
gf (male) (female) just sent me this
feel my memory is getting worse, struggle to remember what i did yesterday
mini watermelon???
u fukin wot mate
post choons
Back in my day we had SR. Now THAT was a proper illegal marketplace. Free the boy!
Nah I would, you post on /brit/ so ergo you are a virgin
No such thing exists
damn
ffs made a good thread too
what is starvation
got the sun kil moon jeans lads
hope you aren't the gay brit
how are people starving. you can literally grow food in a plant pot
ONLY ANOTHER 40 YEARS OF TOIL BEFORE I AM SWEPT OFF TO MY GRAVE AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH YES VERY IMPRESSIVE
>3 'Euro Shopper' energy drinks
are you scared boy?
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Nondogshit certified.
>israel +2
can i get a based and redpilled check on this
AHHHHHHHHHH
VERY MIFFED LADS
WAGEKEKS
THE ABSOLUTE LITERAL STATE
need someone to suck the shite from my arse desu
It's not food withdrawal and it absolutely does not happen after less than a day
T. Fasted for 7 days
that's genuinely confusing
not sure why you thought anyone here is interested in your biography lad
move on
I'm punishing myself la, I'm an unnatural ascetic, innit. Sleep on a bed of nails n' that.
faggot
headaches are usually a sign of need to hydrate for me
don't eat 3 meals every day usually 1
imagine it's adding up lol
poo poo poo
ooey ooey poo
POO POO POOPOO
Volcel life lad. It isn't easy but it's right.
>crave isolation
>isolate myself
>crave companionship
is it autism?
I fasted for a day and a half
Just got to hungry and caved in
Watch your mouth, ""mate""
eating my third granola bar of the day
wish roy jenkins had been pm lads
skinny but tummy is a bit flabby and prone to getting bloated
need to fix this, going to reduce my portion sizes
What is a slag?
find it creepy when woman have really thin plucked eyebrows
Is Tim properly looked after and given meds and such?
literally me
need to make my way to singapore
like a strange mix of china and britain
more likely you're just egotistical and too proud to settle for low-tier friend
Unless you are doing OMAD, then you really need to take better care of yourself, lad
we have come for the golden ass
Watch this shit
LEEROY JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
brits OUT
JFs IN
*Arrives*
elton john and stephen fry both get rimmed by skinny boytoys
Y'know if you enjoy your job you'll never have to work a day in your life. Maybe cut back your hours to give yourself some extra time for hobbies and have a think about what you actually want to do
yeah just don't have much of an appetite not sure what's up with me
shit like this is probably why i'm a manlet, never ate much since my teenage years
>Watch this shit
is that what he said?
brits in
JFs out (except Australians (and me))
is that so wrong? I can't connect with deano or spastics. I want a true socially-comfortable intellectual as a friend, or dare I say it, lover
I fasted for 9 days~ without any food at all, only water and sugar water. Let me tell you, I almost fucking died, I think I went mad for a bit, but when I did eat? It was genuinely one of the most profound experiences of my life.
About 7 days in I was absolutely delirious. Was hallucinating, etc. Anyway yeah, go a week without any food your senses are heightened in a massive way. You're almost like a caveman or something. I was looking at people and seeing big pieces of steak with legs, haha.
It was an intense experience, but I shan't be doing it again anytime soon.
Icelad is here!
mad how quick facial hair grows like where does it even come from what is it made of
Andalusian girls are very pretty imo
hat
>Obama's country of birth loves Trump
Lmao
I'm not passing judgment I'm just clarifying what the real situation is, as it is not autism
I do the same
the tolling of the toilbell in the far distance
This really made me think wtf
They are for med bulls
Not wh*te brit boys
holy fucking based
>Sugar water while fasting
Increasing your insulin reduces your body's ability to access your fat stores. No wonder you felt awful
wish roy "chubby" brown was pm lads
Bored and slightly hungry, could easily be convinced to get some food but know it will just make me stay up longer.
Hmm the trials and tribulations of being a neet
that's not a fast
shitbottle
Nah. Just watched it there. It's "Let's DO THIS"
might use the rest of my ket tonight
dont think ill ever work again desu lads
...
why is northern ireland so perfect?
>tfw mum found my shit bottle
wheres lachie haven't seen our lad in a bit
Pack it in
>And you'll never work again
You a scouser?
Eliminated him.
just did a big wank to images of women in various stages of undress (or in the act of dressing depending on your outlook on life in general)
2 months in Greenland: OVER
Shan't be doing that again any time soon
It's called a poo jug you idiot
*walks towards you*
With the amount of guns in the US arsenal, in police arsenals, and even just produced for the civilian market, they could arm millions of the far more numerous urban left populations within a year.
Baldur's Gate...now THAT was a game.
>Like many in this thread I was never a full on incel but I was definitely on the path. Grew up as a single kid raised by a single mother so almost all of the experience that I got was from movies and shows so I totally bought into the nice guys finish last mentality.
>Funny enough the thing that broke me out of it was some rando user on Jow Forums (circa 2010) went off about how nice guys arent actually that nice and that you have to make yourself worth something if you want anyone to be interested in you. He went a bit more in depth but it really hit me like a brick and made me reevaulate the way I saw myself.
I own 38% of this gimmick
who will take the nurses down then?
do you realise the power vacuum you created?
I didn't feel terrible all the time. No, the hunger made me not care about small things in a way. "The hunger had taken the edge off" from a great book I am very fond of. But, yeah, I hallucinated, and it all just got very bizarre about 6 days in or so. I do remember having some intense thoughts and shit though, and would just think about things for hours on end. Barely used the internet too so I was just reading/writing and sitting/laying for a lot of the time. And when I say I thought about things, I mean in an intense way... everything was more drastic and 'urgent', I don't know how to explain it. It felt more intense, even just basic thought carried more weight to it.
Yeah it is. Some people fast for longer than that.