How much can you understand of your neighbouring cunts' languages, Jow Forums?

I should have specified that I meant the old dude being interviewed, haha.

England

Welsh: next to nothing
Gaelic/Irish: next to nothing (even less than Welsh, in fact, for all intents, nothing at all)
French: I can read that fine, but my spoken language had become rusty from disuse
Dutch: understand a bit
Norwegian: understand a little bit

yeah i get that

Unfortunately not.
We've drifted way too far from old norse (Icelandic is basically identical to old norse minus a few modernisations).

>Icelandic is basically identical to old norse minus a few modernisations
are you smoking something?

No? Of course it depends on if you're speaking about old west norse or old east norse, but I genuinely mean it. Icelanders can understand most of the old original Sagas without much difficulty.

All post-sovok countries can understand russian. Russians can understand belarusians and ukrainians, polska is very close (literally russian words spell in Latin). In russian there are many french words which also can be understandable.

Its not close to the old norse. Pretty close to old west norse, though, which is what I assume you meant.

>Of course it depends on if you're speaking about old west norse or old east norse
I specified this. I guess I should have specified it in the original post.

yes

>having neighbouring countries who speak a different language

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imagine thinking that scotland, NI and wales are their own separate countries hehe

french - 90% written, 70% orally (more if spoken slower than usual)

spanish - same as above

german - 40% written, 5% orally

slav - 1%

None unless you consider Moldova a country.

>French
50%
>American English
90%
>Chiac
70%
>Scots-Gaelic
0%
>Various Inuit & First Nations
0%

Korean : native speaker n writer
Japanese : know few phrases and can awkwardly create a short sentence
Chinese : very few phrases i learned when ive been to china
Russian : very few phrases and alphabets because i was trying to learn it

every time i've met danes here in norway, they always have thick accents. but people in danish tv commercials speak "standard danish" and are easy to understand.

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>american english: 90%
?

Dayng it yall wot n tarnation

90% for Loldova because of their mutt accent and I can swear in Hungarian

100% pretty much

They have some regional accents and americanisms that I have trouble keeping up with.

>Swedish: 5% spoken, 15% written
>Danish: 1% spoken, 5% written
>Norwegian: 3% spoken, 5% written
>Estonian: 30% spoken, 30% written
>Russian: 0% spoken, 0% written

>Canada
100%
>Quebec
0%
>Mexico
0%

Ukrainian: 60% written, 30-40% spoken
Belarusian: 50% written, 20-30% spoken
Polish: 20% written, 0% spoken
Lithuanian, Latvian, Estonian, Finnish, Norwegian, Korean, Chinese, Mongolian, Kazakh, Azerbaijani, Georgian: 0% written, 0% spoken

By the way, many times I have noticed here, that Canadian English is more understandable to me. Or it might be Kremlin proxy bots.

italian, spanish: some words here and there, sometimes entire sentences
german(all varieties), dutch: can sometimes hear some french loanwords here and there
english: only about 50% because my ears can't stand received pronunciation

90% and only that because their accent is oddly similar to the Maritimer accent.

youtu.be/AIZgw09CG9E

It's regional, general Canadian is very clear and sensible but it starts to get quite weird in Atlantic Canada.

>>Swedish: 5% spoken, 15% written

Aren't you obligated to study it at school?

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here we see the desperate leaf scrambling away from his north american identity by pretending canadian english is different from american english

Russian
>Ukranian
80%
>Polish
50%
>Belorussian
85%
>Czech
40%
>Sebsko-hrvatsky
66%
>Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania
1%
>China
0%

Not exactly neighbor, but I don't give a fuck

Sure, but you don't really need to know anything to graduate. That combined with never having to use it afterwards erodes whatever the schools managed to teach.

what you doing in chile

>howdy doo, bud
>yoyoyo bboy wassup ma nigguh

Kiwis yeah
everybody else only their english loan words

France
>brittish: 80%
>Glorious deutchland ubber alles : 5% at best
>spanish : 70%
>fascist: 60%
>belgian: 100%
>swiss: 100%

What the fuck is a Guadeloupe

>uruguay 100%
>paraguay 100%
>bolivia 100%
>chile 100%
>peru 100%
>ecuador 100%
>colombia 100%
>venezuela 100%
>brazil 75%

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France, as i said. it's a kolonie auf die frankreich

point out more than one word in that agglomeration that can be found in a standard american english dictionary

>danish 75%
>norwegian 95%
>finnish 1%
>russian 65%
>german 20%