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it's getting dangerously close to becoming a gay erp session in here. you gentlemen are on notice that it shan't be tolerated and that cricket discussion will be commenced in the event that a purification ritual is needed.

There is no rush, no rush at all.
Got all the time in the world buddy.

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Im at fucking chch airport and my flag is Australian

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Henlo frens. I am surprised at how little I have gotten away without doing daily chores at the shared house & they haven't said a thing about it to me. Haha

Australia owns New Zealand

What are you doing at the airport?
Where are going to/coming from?

Not feeling a hangover at all.
Thought that home brew vodka would have me feeling like shit.

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Must have nailed the recipe. Little metho lots of ethanol

Any talk about the cricket lads?

Bloody Aussies stealing MY airport

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Hopefully.
And now I can go to him and get bottles of home brew cheap as chips, although I may just stick to the beer for the most part.

Too bad most of the home brew beer I've tasted around here is fucking foul, no seems to be able to make a good batch or I'd be in there.

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Um nice home brew ginger beer is much easier. If you can put down about 200 you're laughing

Up to their usual tricks I see.
I'd do it myself if I had the space.
Seems like a very decent hobby to get into.

Then I could be a full time drunkard.

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From christ to brisbane, shit got delayed by 2hrs, fuck you kiwi fog

Are you the Aussie that was touring the place here?
Heading back home?

Cricket lads?

Yeah, had a good run of your place, great scenery 9/10 would come back again

I mean the weagles just won the premiership that was breddy gud

Has anyone got money out of their kiwisaver?
Other than for house deposit is it possible?

Noice buddy.
What was your favourite place to visit?
Meet much characters about?
>If you can provide evidence that you're suffering significant financial hardship, you may be able to withdraw some of your KiwiSaver savings.
Don't know how hard it is to do but it is possible.

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Idk probably Queenstown, arakoa, Milford sound
I went in a campervan with some mates, some cunt wanted to pull over and muck around with the sheep, probably can't do that can ya
Most comments were which part of aus were we from
Actually a bit surprised at the amount of euro and chink tourists

Bloody great

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That looks like it could be a bit of a problem

There are quite a few euros around, they can be grubby little cunts sometimes.
I don't see many chinks here but when I leave the place they're everywhere.
You chose the right time to hop on home in a plane, didn't you.

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Yeah I was talking with a Portuguese guy on the Milford your, he was complaining about the bongs leaving the EU and how his country was kind of a shithole compare to everywhere else

*Tour
A lot of bongs as well but you can't tell if theyve been here for a while or just on and off
Brits don't lose their accent easily, it's the same in aus

WA is an absolute shithole

I wouldn't have thought Portugal as a shit hole, I know it's not as rich as some of the other countries in the EU but I sorta had the idea it was doing alright.
Yeah they could be here for years and fucking years and they'll still keep their accent pretty strong.

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Based and cricpilled

I'm hungry but I'm too tired to walk to the kitchen for food

Independence never

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This but unironically
Maybe he didnt mean quite literally but he rambled about french tourists and how as an engineer he makes a fraction of from other countries

I didn't go to the North island, is there any real difference up there?

>I didn't go to the North island, is there any real difference up there

More people, more Maori, active volcanic activity

Didn't see a lot of Maori people actually
Are they not as prevalent in rural parts?

Pulling out weeds on a farm lads.

ATTENTION

D.A.K.

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>I didn't go to the North island
I haven't been up there since I was an ankle biter and I don't remember anything of it so I couldn't tell ya.
Although much more Maori, people and just ethnics in general, less mountainous and can get a bit hotter and different sort of weather and climate.

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Smaller population of them down here
Dak?

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westy

die apocalypse kommit or something like that
was a dumb meme from kc two years ago

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Stop the gay ERP

>die apocalypse kommit
Oh
I hope it hurries up and comes then, I'm tired of waiting

Heyo qt.

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Anyway you should be asleep in bed, not posting German memes in a non German speaking thread
You need to look after yourself, and sleep is an important part of that

very bored
that jap needs to hurry up and release the new chapter of berserk so i can find out if casca is still a potato

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Oh thats something I can do, I completely forgot I was reading that.
Still in where the anime is so it's kinda just getting past there and getting into the "guts" of it.
>that jap needs to hurry up and release the new chapter of berserk
Isn't he notoriously inconsistent?

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>Isn't he notoriously inconsistent?
it took him 7 years to get through about 40 chapters
they were on a boat for 7 fucking years

Why are you talking about maori like it's significant. Chinese and Indian immigrants are a much bigger problem

>it took him 7 years to get through about 40 chapters
Fucking hell... needs to speed up that work a little.
7 years is a fucking long time.

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Why are you using language that implies Maori are a problem at all?

I didn't realize NZ had any natives. Are they relevant? Native Americans are more meme than cultural force these days

Idk Maoris seem pretty friendly and dont do stupid shit
They're good bulky warrior type Polynesians that aren't uggo if they don't pig out
Better than abos that's for sure

Yeah I would say they're pretty relevant.
They're around 15% of the population so they're pretty visible.

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le 85% faec

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Because they are?

I don't have any mutt memes saved so just pretend I posted one and said "urs is lower lol"

But in all honesty I think it's more like 75% or could be lower.
What would you know?

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>so just pretend I posted one and said "urs is lower lol"
wow, RUDE

don't maoris basically act like island mexicans anyway

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Let me guess, some of your best friends are maori?

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None are finnish, that's for sure

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15% totemniggers
Do you really think chinks, pajeets and the rest only amount to 10%?
Damn right

I really don't know how those goons act so I couldn't say.
They're pretty good actually, we could have been afflicted with much worse.

They're a pretty jolly bunch.

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>I really don't know how those goons act so I couldn't say.
poor and we wuzzy but not all that bad, all things considered
unless they're gang bangers of course, most of them aren't

>literal leafskirts
God you're pathetic
Anything less than literal nogs and you'll fellate them all day long

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>poor and we wuzzy but not all that bad, all things considered
>unless they're gang bangers of course
Ah yup, thats them to a T

Yes hello.

more?
preferrably the boo queen by herself

Hello yes.

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Had some popcorn chicken & chips from KFC for lunch lads, made a mess of the $20. Haha

Hate seppos
Hate lebs
Hate chinks

Don't thieve my cute railgun images "please"