What do you learn about in History Class in your country?

>but learning stuff that happened on your continent

>There were a bunch of Indians who roamed around in big families and hunted and gathered
>White man came and we gave them horses, guns and booze
>They loved horses, guns and booze so much it literally ruined all of their thousands of years of culture in a couple generations
>We told them to fuck off and started using the land
>Now they huff gasoline, do meth and steal cars

The end. Such an amazing and spiritual group of peoples.

>a bit about bronze age and prehistory & preroman iberiand
>romans
>visigoths
>the arab conquest and the new advancements and goods they bring (oranges, chess, math, irrigation techniques, architecture)
>reconquista and discovery of the americas
>explaining of medieval society and hierarchy
>american revolution, french revolution, birth of democracy, napoleon
>carlos v
>spanish succession crysis (reason our king is french)
>industrial revolution
>ww1, raise of fascism and communism after ww1
>spanish civil war: franco takes power
>franco dies, the "transicion" to democracy and creation of constitution
>european union, why it exists
>humanitarian crysis, economic crysis, the american "crack" of 1930
We sum up Francos government in a footnote and dont speak of most of the spanish wars in the past 200 years

>American education

i didnt even go to school

Im an anglo so

>Tudors specifically henrys wives
>WWII
>Russian Revolution
>Wild West

Pretty diverse but english curiculum has so much variety and choice. Its the teacher choice.

can't get shot... smart

aside from the hilarious summarization, it's pretty accurate

Gibe the oros back, sadiq.

>What do you learn about in History Class in your country?

Libtard officialist bullshit. Porfirio did nothing wrong.

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The most important part of history is contemporary history, but no one does it

>what is the mississippi culture
>what is the anasazi culture

again, which state?
did you know that Missouri natives had C-I-V-I-L-I-Z-A-T-I-O-N?

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Man, so much shit I don't even remember half of it.
> Neolitic
> Paleolitic
> Egypt
> Greece
> Persians
> Everything about Roma
> Most shit post Roma
> First cunts or something like that
> Revolutions
> US
> Muricas
> Independences of England, France, Spain, US and of course Hueland
> Brazil
> Brazil
> Bruhzil
And a lot of shit I can't remember.

The grade was too big and we had a few hours to *memorize* everything before going to the next topic. Results: Most of my friends and me don't remember half of that shit.

> Forgot about all those Wars

I'm not that poster

>most Americans aren't even of British origin
bad meme

Did you guys know that Polynesians landed in California and taught the Chumash of the Channel Islands how to build canoes, and those Chumash dominated trade until the Europeans arrived?

Why?
They are extinct and the remaining members have been shipped off to reservations. I have never seen a Native American (unless you count Mexicans)

no, i didn't know. tell us more

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>Greeks, largely Romans
>HRE and protestant reformation
>Reformation
>French revolution
>WW2
>WW2
>WW2
>WW2
>WW1
>Cold war

So you guys basically skip everything important and just go through your irrelevant ass country’s history no one gives a shit about? Damn...

we also skip about our country's very juicy historical gossips
school is really crappy here, i'm tellin' ya

Is fucking ben carlson of all people seriously listed there?

>of all people
what other people should replace him?

Yakub

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in grade 1-10, i can't really remember, early colonisation and shit, Banjo Paterson, Meiji restoration, apartheid South Africa
in the last 2 years you pick your subjects though and i did ancient: Archaelogy(prehistory), Egypt, Greece city states, Punic wars, fall of the Roman Republic and then Charlemagne and somewhere something on celts
and Modern history: ww1, Hitler, Stalin, cuban missile crisis, random cold war shit, Israel and Palestine, an assignment on any terrorist group, Australia in Vietnam

Foreign History, we learn all your important history facts, even about South America
>first civilizations
>greek, romans
>medieval
>renaissance
>18-19 centuries
>20 century

Russian history, you don't know anything except the October Revolution and U.S.S.R
>5-8 centuries
>creating Kievan Rus
>golden century of Kievan Rus
>fall of Kievan Rus, many little principalities and Holden (Big) Horde
>rise of Moscow, battles for independent from Horde
>forming Russian Kingdom(?)
>many, many, many lands for Russian Tsar
>big troubles with dynasty, wars with Poland
>new dynasty, new lands again, Ukraine is our
>Peter the Great, forming Russian Empire
>Many wars, many wins, intrigues, culture
>Patriotic war against French, the first liberation of Europe, battle of Paris
>many, many, many wars and reforms
>russian-japanese war
>first revolution
>WW I
>second revolution
>the great october revolution
>civil war, formation of U.S.S.R
>Stalin
>The Great Patriotic War, the second liberation of Europe, battle of Berlin
>end the patriotic war, liberation of China and end WW II
>death of Stalin
>intrigues
>cold war
>soviet achiviments
>problems
>end of the U.S.S.R
>new modern history
Very briefly, but everything the main thing that I remembered

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>Graduate from school
>Your a scientist!

Check it

Do russian schools view Stalin as a tyrant?

fuck you

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In my school no, but somewhere really think so.

All I can remember being taught about is rome and greece, egypt, medieval period, the world wars, vietnam war, the settling of australia, becoming a country, and the gold rush.

>Puerto Rico
Pretty much the same as you guys except with our own part of history, though the spanish era isn't well covered in the school textbooks.

Jesus, looking at this thread made me realise how much shit we missed out on. Can't remember primary because it was so long ago but this is the rough outline for secondary school history;
Junior Cert;
>First Settlement in Ireland
>First Farmers
>Arrival of the Celts
>Rome (despised this, it was shite about their houses and their lifestyle blah blah blah, none of the interesting stuff like the government or the change from kingdom to republic to empire)
>Early Christian Ireland (monks n shiet)
>Medieval stuff
>Renaissance
>Age of Discovery
>Reformation
>American War of Indo
>French Revolution
>1798 Rising (and a footnote at most about Emmet's Rebellion)
>Famine (no mention of everything else going on in 1848)
>Agricultural and Industrial Revolutions
>nothing about unification of Germany and Italy, or anything in Europe at the time really
>Home Rule Crisis
>1916 Rising
>War of Independence, Treaty
>Civil War
>no WWI except tiny references to it throughout other stuff
>interwar years; first government, building industry and agriculture, trade war
>WW2
>Northern Ireland; civil rights movement, the troubles
>EEC and EU
>Cold War
>tiny bit about India and other squint eyed lads and them getting their independence
Leaving Cert has a much better course but it's only from 1815 (I think) onwards

>Greeks and Romans and Dacians
>medieval period and different historical leaders
>the revolution of 1848
>the world wars
>communist period

>ancient Greece
>Roman empire
>eastern Roman/byzantine empire
>Greek revolution
>modern history
In the final year of high school we also mention briefly about the rest of the world

Primary School:
Greeks
Romans
Anglo-Saxons
Vikings
Tudors(mainly King Henry)
Victorian era/Industrial revolution
WWII

Secondary:
Anglo-Saxons
WWI
WWII
Hitlers rise to power
History of Medicine
History of Crime and Punishment
Witchcraft
Russian history from 1890 to 1930s

A lot of years we just kept doing WWI and WWII it was quite boring, most of the stuff I learnt myself

Northern Ireland is different from the rest of the UK but here goes:
I cant remember anything about Primary school
Year 8-10 is irrelevant shit like 1066 and the three Kings who all wanted the throne
The Irish famine
Some shit about old Irish kings
GCSE is when you start learning the good shit
Hitler's rise to power and actions in Nazi Germany 1933-39
The Troubles from 1970 right up to the Good Friday Agreement
There's a lot of material there so that's Two years
I'm currently doing Germany 1919-45 and Russia 1917-40 for A-level. That course is Two whole ass years

CORRECTION
That Germany and Russia course is only one year. I just assumed it'd be two because there's a lot of fuckin content there

All kinds of shit. We learned about the different groups of Indians that existed in the North America in 3rd grade. I made a longhouse out of twigs and paper for a project, Iroquois were badass. I just wish I was an Algonquin living 1000 years ago desu :/