Why couldn’t I have been a part of the Jewish master race

Why couldn’t I have been a part of the Jewish master race...

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We just didn't win that lottery, nigga.

there are converts

There's no way they'd let a convert in on the real shit though.

Having Jewish blood is what matters. Converting to Judaism is a meme.

Based and redpilled

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It could be worse, you could have Jewish blood but no way to prove it like me.

You can't take one of those Jewish DNA kits?

Well I could but it's not accepted for citizenship to Israel.

Why would you want to move to Israel even if you could?

If I wanted to move out of this country it would be an option.

Just be happy you are a part of God’s chosen people, the most righteous and successful ethnic group in history.

What about Ivanka Trump? She's in on the real shit

No she's not, she's just a trophy wife and figurehead. Just like the rest of her family.

most of her family are real Jews

Ethnic jew here, can someone tell me how to get in on these meetings where they conspire to run the world because I can't find them

They must not invite their autists to the cool shit.

I put the information on this piece of paper, but I dropped it into this metal container box thing that a whole body can fit into. Can you grab it for me?

I just learned one of the guys I play Pathfinder with is 100% Ashkenazi.

I’m not even a conspiracy theorist.
Art, science, philosophy, business, politics... Jews have always been at the forefront of everything despite all the obstacles thrown in their way.
Be happy you are Jewish, not everybody is as lucky as you. I will never enjoy some delicious challah before heading out to celebrate Hannukah at the synagogue.

But you can. All are able to become jew.

>Jews have always been
>always
lolno
only after they started mixing with euros and everyone else

>Have giant nose, curly hair, beady eyes
>Jewish society at my college keeps asking me to join
>I'm not Jewish

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It's not Euro genes it's just genetic mutation and selecting for it, and perhaps survival of the fittest.

>>Jewish society at my college keeps asking me to join
why are you saying to no free shekels you fool

It'd be pretty easy to figure out I don't actually belong there once someone asks a question about Jewish identity and I have no idea how to respond.

Jew is also an ethnicity
Lol Euros’ literally worshipped a Jew