Does anyone actually have parents that force you to do shit their own certain way then because somehow its the ultimate...

does anyone actually have parents that force you to do shit their own certain way then because somehow its the ultimate way but its actually rather restrictive to the point they actually raise you and manipulate you like a clone trooper in Star Wars where they are trained and raised to rely on commands?

and i dont mean just lifestyle choices, i mean every aspect

i'll give the following

>Being criticised lifting a heavy box off a tray at head height because you bent your back instead of dropping it to your chest even though its impossible to do so
>Buying a car that you can own where it gets the job done and is reliable (2000 2zz toyota celica) but criticises you for not taking a loan to buy a GT86 (even though i dont have the kind of money to get a loan)
>Wanting to get a job that you can support yourself but getting criticised for not wanting to stay with the family lawnmowing/cleaning business while on benefits
>wanting to clean the kitchen but end up getting yelled at because you didnt vaccumn crumbs off the fucking floor within 2 minutes of cleaning it
>Being praised and criticised for saving money by having the only luxury for yourself is a gym membership and not going out with friends even though they are constantly at work and have little free time where the others left town for better jobs
>Complaining about how my only affordable hobby is weightlifting how its only for girls (which is mostly the case since it does help a lot with getting dates)
>complaining about not going outside even though we work from 7am to 2pm (due to her shitty back)
>Complaining how that i should go back into dating again even though its the chlamydiae capital of Australia and roughly 70% of girls smoke pot
>complaining how that im a "cheap bastard" when i go out with friends even though im the designated driver

MFW I dont even know what to do anymore and im practically the mule of the family

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Pukka yarn, mate.

I'll join in on a bitch about parents thread
>be my parents
>tell son to go to college all his life or he'll end up a fry cook forever
>he goes to college and can't do math so gets a meme degree
>act pissy and imply he is just a lazy college student when WE encouraged him to go in the first place
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOUR AND A HALF YEARS WASTED DONT GET HUFFY WITH ME YOU FUCKS I WOULD HABE NEVER HAVE DONE THIS IF NOT FOR YOU FUCKERS

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>meme degree
was it gender studies?

no they just assumed id pick up skills like how to socialise properly, get a job, know how to pay taxes or any life direction by osmosis

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who the fuck is Osmosis?

Also, you could have got away the same thing with learning a trade. what do you do now?

Worse. Poli sci

Your parents are mentally ill losers, and are jealous of you being more successful than them.

You need to move out and live on your own, they are raising you to take care of them for the rest of their lives.

my mum's kind of like this. mega OCD. if i make lunch and eat it without cleaning up the mess first, you will hear about it. once i got yelled at for not wrapping the ham in a plastic bag before i put it back in the fridge even though there was hardly any left. whenever she hangs out washing she HAS to use the same colour pegs on each individual item. she has female autism

Most parents are brainwashed losers unwittingly or actively indoctrinate their false belief into their children. You should excommunicate your parents before you kill them.

like by being next to something it it transfers into you, its from cells
I dropped out of IT at uni because i went to an absolute shithouse regional one so i didn't have to move. Doing a TAFE course on mechanics but i know fuck all about cars and have no talent at it so it probably wont go anywhere. At the moment going back to uni in Brisbane is the plan. I doubt id get into a trade with no connections, mediocre handy skills and a semi-autistic personality which does well at school even if its basically the only way you'll get a career at this point

>college dropout
>got an apprenticeship and a handyman after getting scouted by a college in need of staff
>getting paid $34 an hour
>rent a very overpriced apartment downtown for $3100
>own a meme honda from 2011
>still not married at 24
>mom still proud of me
>take her out on shopping, hang out, or just go eat weekly

Wish my old man was still around. I'd think he would be pretty jealous of what I've achieved in my time, even if there were higher opportunities.

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meant

>got an apprenticeship as a handyman

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yeah nah you're fucked
well thats the thing. my mother has severe spinal stynosis, my grandmother's back is fucked, my stepfather doesnt do work unless its his own work which he doesnt even pay for his share of utilities
same here man although not bad at the point she bitches about pegs
there are other trades out there, hell even go into construction, get fit, get paid
thats not so bad being a handyman

Kind of. They aren't that manipulative now, because they now have my unemployed sister to deal with.
>Be me
>about to graduate school
>Take Mandarin classes and be really good at it.
>manage to get a scholarship for one of the most prestigious universities in cunt.
>The University offers us an OPTIONAL course that will "make things a bit easier in the first semester" for free
>I decline because that course overlaps with my Mandarin classes, which are paid, and you cannot be absent for more than three classes or else you will be kicked out
>My dad gets angry and me and inscribes me on that course anyways while saying "I always do the best for you"
>That course fucking sucks and leaves you with tons of homework,
>Father gets angry at me when I prioritize Mandarin
>have trouble with keeping up with Mandarin, school, and that fucking course
>Prom trip starts and I'm away for a week
>Haven't assisted two Mandarin classes when I left
>Come back to Lima on the same day of my Mandarin class
>I have been absent for three classes already
>Friends call me and invite me to a restaurant in order to celebrate the fact that we are graduating soon
>Accept the fact that I already lost my chance with Mandarin and go with them
>Tell my dad that I wasn't going to that Uni course anymore
>He yells at me telling me that I was a quitter for leaving Mandarin AND the Uni course
>Remind him that I told him many times that I didn't want that OPTIONAL course in the first place and that he forced me to go
>Tell him that nothing would have been lost if I hadn't gone to that course anyways and that now he had wasted money because of his own stubbornness
>He keeps quiet and glares at me
>My mom tells him something along the lines of "He's right you know" when a few weeks before she was also telling me to go to that course because "we are doing the best for you"

No, I am an adult.

>most prestigious universities in cunt
MFW

what was that course? Mandarin isnt THAT bad considering it can be rather useful for business opportunities
i only live with my parents considering renting in Australia is nigh impossible now (a shitty house sets you back about $400 a week not including utilities)

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>what was that course?
Basic maths, redaction and reading comprehension, and a bullshit lecture of four hours where you are taught how to organize your stuff when in uni.

wow. your parents are fucking retarded.

although you'd have to be retarded yourself if you need to know how to do basic maths (addition, subtraction, division and multiplication) , unless of course the school system is shit in Peru

meaning of course that you need to know to do basic maths

in a fucking university.

Yeah, public education in here is shit. But I was already in a good private school that had good reputation. And I wouldn't have gotten a scholarship if I weren't somewhat good in maths.
Also, I managed to do well in my first semester so this only confirms that my parents were being stupid.

you still in the mandarin class?

No. But I plan to retake Mandarin classes once this semester is over.

god willing you'll make it man

Thanks, user. I wish you well too.