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Just want a blonde blue eyed Icelandic gf x

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I lie about being ill when actually I'm fine
what does that mean

could MAYBE get a semi for a chink
t. 44 year old

Munchausen

Fail

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not concurrent
I've never suffered trauma (but i wish I had)

Peak Finn girls are hard 10

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I fit that criteria
Except for the female part, that is

>Gook
Absolutely revolting to me. It's just not my cup of tea. I'm not into anime and all of that. It does nothing for me

and now I try to make this video 10 minutes somehow!!

I want Emma Watson to sit on my face and void her bowels.

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I do enjoy a fair maiden with flaxen hair
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Good lord, lad. Hngg
I'd marry you just for the visa, no homo though bro!

Bender

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blonde hair and brown eyes is the peak female form, they are practically begging to be bleached by a superior blue eyed bvll

flat earth is real

What video

and where does one find the female part?

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Hnnnnnnnnnnggggg

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Nah just don't understand the fascination. Not attractive to me. I hate that 'tehee I'm so cute' shit that for some reason Japanese women all seem to do more than any other

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ANNA SOFIA ALI SISTO

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American posts
British posts
Icelandic posts

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The Japanese are attracted to youth (nonces) and western men are attracted to maturity

all me

Peak pale

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one of the worst threads in a long time

produce

and yet don't you see it...SOUTH AFRICA IS YOUR ENEMY

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Please screenshot that post and post it.

gf has brown nipples and they look like little chocolates
Yanks told me that Mexicans are hideous

Do not waste your time with white women

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Fucking love watching early footage of the sex pistols. They were literally just kids fucking about doing what they want and became a worldwide phenomenon

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Blimey, I really do need me a blonde blue eyed gf pronto. It's a matter of urgency at this point

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you look like a little chocolate

You missed the bit where actually they were entirely manufactured n' that. AND WE DONT CAAAAAAREEEEEEEE

Weak

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lil brown boi

yeah yeah yeah, that's a bit of me that is

Gonna do that thing on Tinder where you make it look like you're in another place and just start chatting to hundreds of nordic birds and pretend im on holiday hehe

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anyone else tend to find anyone interested in politics in uni is a beta male?

says a lot about the people who post Jow Forums in here

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Watching Bill Maher lads. What's the secret to his power? Does he store it in his nose?

Pretty sure some of those were actually me

Stop lad I'm trying not to wank this week

you're welcome

>You missed the bit where actually they were entirely manufactured n' that
Didnt mention it because its not true

I want to have my way with her.

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They're still great either way mate, yeah. Love em'.

Get

Very noncey post

Hhh

Lads
I just shagged one of my flatmates lmaoooo shes gone back to her room rn

Emma would be a bit bring compared to built girl and how grabby you could get

based lad what is she like

Condom?

virgoid

Fat people are revolting

>don't browse /brit/ for literally 3 years
>lisicki is still here

fucks sake

remember when 190 replied to himself but forgot to take off his trip? drugs have fried his brain

Just a dream lovr, now go back to sleep xx

Shes a nerdy lass but properly slutty
Nahhh lol

You need to leave.

How do you know it's lisicki if you haven't been here for 3 years

Remember when he was outed as a child sex offender.

sry im not autistic to remember the tripcode

you need to brawl with me but you are a coward

shite gimmick

Bored out of my mind

Go to bed then

I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change. Killed the Czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain. I rode a tank, held a general's rank when the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.

shite contributor

the big man is the best poster brit

bet your a politics runt

HAVING A NIGGER LADS!!!!!!1

piddle, bum, wee, etc

Lmao i shagged a flatmate last year and ive just shagged a flatmate now can't wait to brag throughout the week about this

This sums it up.
I'm up and full of energy. Chain smoking lad
No rest for the wicked as my mum used to say eh

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>your

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Shagbragging...kek, talk to me when their bellies swell

Virgin freak.

Good post

Wish I had a gf

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Same lad. Dont know if I should watch something, eat something, nick a fag off me mum or just look at nonsense on the chon. Could do with some fresh air 2bh.

Need an Emma Watson gf.

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