A suicide in Paris

you sound like you were wearing a beret/fedora while writing that post

My fedoras wear fedoras.

*off

t.Satan worshiper

you think this is a game?

>Monsieur vous m'entendez ?
Sir, can you hear me ?

No of course he does not hear you after having his organs crushed by the pole

when i read it i thought you had meant a pole from poland till i watched the vid

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he didn't die immediately, fuck that's terrifying to think about
he felt that

my english isn't good but i think i would had written "he jumped ONTO a pole" if i meant he harassed a polish squarehead man

real men wear makeup

god i wish i was that pole

The pole entered his anus and crushed all his organs in one second, should be terrible

There is literally nothing wrong with committing suicide

he felt nothing in all likeliness

Agreed. Fuck everyone else trying to shame the guy for making the ultimate decision with his own life. By making it about others, all they do is invalidate his value as a person and justify his suicide.
Natalists are borderline sociopathic scum.

what a retard, just pick a better spot

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i didn't say anything about your english, it's just i expect english to mean anything on Jow Forums and for some reason i fancied it meant a polish pole

if you meant a square-jawed pole you would also call him "he", not "it", but then, what if you dislike them

t.Satan worshipper

holy shit that looks bad. literally died with a pole inside him

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I highly doubt he felt anything at all with all the adrenaline

My neck cringes looking at that. JESUS

Wait wait, why they put medical assistance on him ? He did not die at the first place ? THE FUCK

fuck , man...

subhuman got what he wanted

>You will never protect this girl from the world and hold her in your arms

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i see. thought it was my bad
nice duppels btw

no, he didnt die instantly
but as soon as the pole was removed he'd die
real bad way to go

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>Tattoos
Good riddance.

Allah let him die on his disgraceful state, takbir

How do you not die from this

Why is the pic of the bitch relevant?

He must have had a lot of practice

I don't doubt that.

She's just white.
She cares so much about external objects that she gets them tattooed onto herself.

White women have the highest digit ratios in the world (1.00+)

It's weid, his left lung, stomach should be crushed, even his heart
Well I guess

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

no, no, he did die, just not instantly

that's very lynchian way to die i'd say

What did he jump from?

what's that gelbooru hentai tag when penis being insert makes a big stomach protrusion, stomach_bulge iirc

this one is neck_bulge

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wtf!?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

eh i think it didn't actually reach his heart but deviated to his left, so he ended with his lung and innards crushed and bleeding from his anus

shit happens

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tattoos are just gross.

back then dutch lords of jakarta were very proficient in impaling people and keeping them alive for up to a week on the pole, humans don't die easily from being penetrated into the anus

10/10 on sticking the landing. If your gonna go out might as well do it in style. Truly /ourguy/

is there a worst way to die? wonder if he was concious enough to get what has happened.

Why the fuck wouldn't you jump head first lmao

Who the fuck kills himself like this

It didn't damage his brain so he would have felt that no?

i wanna believe he was high to avoid pain, otherwise he's a fucking retard

Bonne nuit, doux prince

Literally me.

>She's just white.
looks asian to me

>White women have the highest digit ratios in the world (1.00+)
how is it even related

>>Monsieur vous m'entendez ?
moi, je ne me sens pas bien...

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Doubt it. My father had a lead pipe impale him through the shoulder. From his own claim he felt nothing until half an hour later when he got to the hospital.

Should've used a shotgun to blow his head off, quick and easy, I don't get why some people decide to kill themselves by jumping from a great height when shit like this is likely to happen.

How does afterlife look like?

Know that feel user but you can't save tho. You can't force someone to love themselves, they gotta chose to do that themselves. It's hard but undeniably true...

*heavy breathing*

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>no, he didnt die instantly
I don't have an image that would properly show my reaction to this... Jesus fucking christ.

>Should've used a shotgun to blow his head off
not going to post pics that get me banned on the blue board but google something like facial reconstruction shotgun

the moment he landed on his ass he killed his brain

though of course to die in this position is like a tragicomedy

you imply his brain was in his ass or what

>humans don't die easily from being penetrated into the anus
This always terrified me. I have no idea why but I was always scared from a young age that a large metal spear would come out of the hole in the toilet and impale me while I sat on it and even shit standing up for a time. Still bothers me sometimes...

I don't know I've got a pole in my ass

Do it and stream it on r9k like that brony faggot did.

If you aim up it will kill you 99.8% of the time, it's not like a pistol that thing obliterates anything in its path like that.

Just don't be retarded and aim at your brain and not your face, obviously.

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He hit his heart/blood vessels

Instantaneous death

this doesn't look as an instantaneous death