You must move to one of these countries other than French Guyana. If you already live in one...

Strongly dislike South America.

Argentina, to stay close to my white brethren.

BRAZIIUUUIUYUIIIIUUIILLLL

Chile, Uruguay, Ecuador in that order

uruguay

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE

hue hue

Uruguay

Che weon cuantas weas tenes?

>No French Guyana
Literally the only realistic option.

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Why not Bolivia then?

because it is so poor

We know.

yeah thats the reason damn you chile

Bolivia desu

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I would like to live in Costa Rica, at least for a while.

Based!

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Andean mountains south of Northern Peru are barren wasteland.

The comfy mountains are in Equator/Colombia/Vuvuzuela.

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And white

Your mistake is believing that we only have Andean Mountains here
We are surrounded by mountains by all sides

pic looks comfy af!

Chile because they are based

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Chile, it's currently the most developed one and just recently surpassed our HDI

Probably Mexico t b h. Or I could meme it up and go southern cone. Tough call.

Argentina

What a gorgeous pic. 10/10 comfy.

Ecuador

i want to live in the south :3
south is like the north of the Northern Hemisphere

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Uruguay

Whoa that's nice terrain.

>thinking French Guyana isn't a shithole on par with Bolivia

You never went there, don't you?

Of course not, but it's technically France, which makes it different from the rest of the area.

peru.
Or Argentina

what about puerto rico being a US territory and everyone having US citizenship?

Yeah, but it is like the worst part of France. Even worse than most of the continent.

What happens there?

Uruguay seems like the most sensible choice at the moment.

CHILE

Uruguay is the patrician choice. As an argentinian it probably feels kinda like being home but in a society that works better in almost every aspect (and they hate porteños too!)
You don't deserve being uruguayan
Chile is a nice country though

It's a meme

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Unironically not white.

Santa cruz, bolivia
Rosario, argentina
South brazil
Uruguay
I dont really care as long as there are qts

Southern cone is pretty comfy desu
Unlike the rest of South America we get to experience winter

This.
There's absolutely nothing to see or do in Uruguay, that's why it's so safe.
It's a literal pueblo with absolutely no features or identity at all, which makes it a great place to just chill and not worry about anything.

Rosario is pretty shit
Córdoba or Mendoza are better options imo

Not if global warming gets its way, I felt like warm days during winter were way more common this year than during past ones.

The same thing has been happening in the northern hemisphere too.

As someone who can't handle temperatures above 20°C I feel like killing myself desu, life isnt worth living if we're going to spend it in an oven we ourselves started.

Chile of course!

also, your map is wrong, let me fix it for you

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I live in HUEland so I guess I'd choose Argentina. The boludos may be annoying when it comes to soccer and Counter Strike, but their chicks are top tier and the country is very affordable.

Imagine being mexican, I'd kill myself

I hate hot climates too. I'm on the northwest coast.

why the rape, then

chile, easily. because it's the most free, economically. the hdi is bigger everyday. also, it's not always hot as fuck(brazil is not alway like that, but where i live is)

tcw no spaniard bvll bf

I'm sure you would

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>There's absolutely nothing to see or do in Uruguay
Wrong
>that's why it's so safe.
It's safer than other south american countries because their population isn't as degenerate lmao
>It's a literal pueblo with absolutely no features or identity at all
It's small and comfy and has a lot of things to see, it's just not as propagandized as other south american countries.
>it's a great place to just chill and not worry about anything.
Nontheless this is right. At the very least more chill than the shithole I'm living in.

Puerto Rico isn't on the OP map.

In my side of Los Andes winter was pretty fucking cold and indeed today it was like ~10°C outside

Not Latin American enough to appear in LATAM threads but not burger enough to be a state? user, you're giving me an existential crisis

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Chile because from what I’ve read it’s the Latin American country with the smallest chance of me getting shot by a guy wearing flip flops on a motorized scooter.

We know you're Latin, but the majority of America isn't. Makes things complicated to include you, so it's easiest to just not. If you guys would just vote for either statehood or independence we could easily resolve this.

>the smallest chance of me getting shot by a guy wearing flip flops on a motorized scooter.
I'm impressed by how accurately this describes safety in South America
Feel home, you're one of us. Americans hate you because you speak Spanish. There's virtually no difference between you and a mexican to their eyes.

do I get to prepare or does it happen right now?
if it happens right now, Argentina
If I get to prepare, Colombia

>U r gay is safe

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Have you ever been to Argentina m8?

Guatemala

Thanks, bro. Although I'll be honest, most of my experience interacting with americans have been friendlier than with fellow hispanics (which tends to vary on the person, you know how we are). I still feel more connected with Latin America, but you have to admit, burgers tend to be friendlier than us in some aspects.

Uruguay best choice desu

He is got a point. But your post is top quality banter.
Uruguay BTFO

Chile or Uruguay. It would be nice to leave this shithole for a while.

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>getting shot by a guy wearing flip flops on a motorized scooter
That only happens in the Caribean and Brazil

In Argentina too

Really? Getting robbed by a dude in a scooter is a non existent type of crime here, I thought it was in Argentina too

U r Gay is full of cute white girls. I know you don't say this on Jow Forums because you don't want more foreigners. But i would rather live in Chile because of the nice weather.

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Fuck the Andes can look like THAT?

rocket launches

I visited Mendoza last summer and it was top comf. Chacras de Coria was honestly among the comfiest places I've ever been.

Are puertopobrequeños bullied by other Latinos for being our colony?

>non existent type of crime here

Not anymore, since 2015 or so. Thanks "Nuevos Chilenos"

Same

Probably Argentina

Would Chile or Panama welcome me or are they full

brazil, because hot gay sex

Our only big city is under 2 million people. Most of our subnational entities don't get to 200 000 inhabitants. I think we are not full.

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I'm from Mendoza and yes, indeed super comfy
Glad you have enjoyed your stay
>Chacras de Coria
Expensive as hell desu but yeah neat place to visit

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Would I face discrimination

positive discrimination perhaps.

this, expect to be treated like a king.

It's a fact that Colombian immigrants are bringing new types of crime, but still I've never heard of anyone who was robbed by a dude in a scooter nor seen it in the news(considering they are always showing crime related news). Anyways, Piñéra deported 2000 foreigner criminals so we hopefully won't get to that point

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