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My lord if I had a good looking face, I would fuckin TORTURE women, just mentally abuse anyone who dates me to the brink of insanity, as vengeance for their cruel sexual selection on males.

There is no greater evil in the history of all mammals, humans included, than sexual selection by female mate choice. It is the instigator of all discrimination and violence in mammals. Females should be ashamed of what they are.

inspiring

pot calling the kettle black!

wish i was a soldier in Vietnam and got leave to Saigon where i hired a little Vietnamese prostitute to fuck all during shore leave

call up call centers in Manchester and ask for Amer Hussain, the pakibendersexoffender

ARSE FANNY TWAT CUNT

how did you explain the conviction

areet

oh he'll eventually just dox his place of work again like he did last time

good fantasy
also doing loads of heroin

as part of my new gimmick at home im saying "pot calling the kettle a nigger"

>2018
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?
>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

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>My lord if I had a good looking face, I would fuckin TORTURE women, just mentally abuse anyone who dates me to the brink of insanity, as vengeance for their cruel sexual selection on males.
>There is no greater evil in the history of all mammals, humans included, than sexual selection by female mate choice. It is the instigator of all discrimination and violence in mammals. Females should be ashamed of what they are.

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NOT british culture
Reported

Hmm. Very interesting post Doug. Shall be using your post as reference in me dissertation and shall credit you accordingly.

Where's the link to the interview? Can't find it la

do you wear makeup

oi

i just might die with a smile on my face

>BREAKING: France's interior minister has resigned and President Macron has accepted the resignation

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oftentimes

it will be the fat in your cheeks and gravity

>ywn fight in vietnam
>ywn shoot up military grade morphine and kills gooks for fun
>ywn come home to find the hippie movement is in full swing
>ywn smoke ditch weed, drop acid while listening to hendrix play live and fug smelly hippie thots
youtube.com/watch?v=0ugkFt6HxeE

gf is sending tights pics

every time i stand in front of the microwave while its on i pray that it isnt giving me cancer

What is the ULTIMATE amphetamine?

I'm sure there is one that makes you feel superhuman

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what a waste of money

could never imagine an australian making this post

Don't care unless you post them.

Done all this. Isn't what it was all hyped up to be

Check this shit

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oh
strongly assumed you would go without
added that to your file

PARANOIA PARANOIA
EVERYBODY'S COMING TO GET ME

proxy yanks absolute disgrace

how is that a bradleypost you absolute cleft

>France's interior minister

>france is so gay that they need a minister for their insides

jesus christ

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love one hit wonder bands

The flying wing, innit. Truly a beautiful work of engineering. One of man's triumphs

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in what possible way
what else would replace tonka
what would go on the new carriers
uninformed little idiot

I haven't

>apply online
>do yo have convictions "yes"

>get a call for a telephone interview
>do you have convictions "no"

>get a form to complete for DBS check
>provide details of my conviction

the petuitary gland of an aborted fetus thats been tortured before fully being killed

Now you've set me off lad

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more like the posterior minister amirite?

Dont come from here? do one

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Driving test again tomorrow (2nd time) not feeling too confident..

How many tries did it take (you) to pass?

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Redpill me on so-called 'e-cigarettes' lads

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almost anything would've been better, too late now

Yeah but that's obviously not something I can do. So what really is?

next time you see a girl you like just whip your willy out in front of her

can see my house

one

>what would go on the new carriers
149589 angry border collies and 1 shepherd
the people of new zealand have lived high and mighty on our commonwealth pound long enough.

absolutely ancient get real

PLEASE SHARE

I have crippling anxiety so I don't trust myself behind the wheel of a speeding automobile

ah yes, lying about your criminal record in an interview

im not a complete gremlin

Where’s Fan Bingbing?

theyre for autists too pussy to smoke real cigs, but still want the smoker aesthetic

Two times for car. Once for motorbike.

second time. i had to book the earliest possible slot and got fuck all sleep then smoked a joint and turned up in a battered old fiat punto and somehow passed

I doubt our government will slash tariffs on food if we leave, because it will mean our farmers could go bust.

But even if we do, Brexit is already causing the value of the pound to fall, and economic problems will mean people earn less. So both of these factors would make food more expensive.

>its hard to even get a national government to work properly let alone people representing dozens of different countries with different cultures and desires.
The problem with the EU isn't "different cultures". You're right, the problem is crazy socialists. But we can get rid of them through democracy. And look at the rest of the EU countries - the French voting for Marine Le Pen, the Germans voting for the AfD, the Sweden Democrats in Sweden, Matteo Salvini's League in Italy, etc. We should team up with these people to change the composition of the EU parliament.

Not an argument.

Our car industry mainly comprises of foreign countries like Toyota, Honda, Peugeot-Citroen etc. having factories here. Yes there's also Jaguar Land Rover but I doubt they comprise the majority of British-built cars. Anyway, even with foreign-owned factories, they still give British people jobs.

How? And anyway, I'm not saying we should join the Euro.

I doubt it somehow. Half the country wants another referendum. And it's quite possible May won't get any deal through parliament, thus triggering an election, etc.

Yes it does, you fucking idiot. It still gives jobs to lots of British people.

grow up mate this isn't 1990

Nice, yes... HOWEVER
What

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if i was rich id buy a f 14 tomcat easily the most patrician fighter jet

wow really well informed reply, youre probably an air commodore or bae director, i cant argue with that

dont see how this could backfire at all

it's fixed now is it

>Yes it does, you fucking idiot. It still gives jobs to lots of British people.
so does my willy
*unzips*

the jannys have become more and more tyrannical as time has passed

>halloween in 2 weeks

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Can't. I'm going to sleep as I have toil th' morrow

Shut up cunt

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everyone's going to go to blockbuster to rent scary movies

you're not some expert either so i don't know where you're getting off mate

why are these clowns posting transformers like anyone gives a shit

you fucked lad sure airbus is popping off already

if I was a billionaire I'd buy up ex-council houses from the claws of the private landlords and sell them back to the council

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to pop in here and give you guys a quick update on some new tuning changes to Alterac Valley and Isle of Conquest which will be live momentarily.

Alterac Valley
For Battle for Azeroth, we’ve put scaling on the creatures to make them more of a consistent challenge . Our intent is that the gameplay experience of Alterac Valley remains consistent, as in the creatures remain a challenge as your gear progresses. This system was in place at launch, but we’ve discovered a bug with the scaling which we’ve sent a hotfix for. In short, the creatures should now feel similar as they did during during the beginning of the expansion. Let us know how it feels!

Isle of Conquest
We’ve reduced the damage the Siege Engine and Demolishers deal to players and to the Keep Cannons. This should reduce the power of the Workshop and bolster defense up.

Thanks everyone for your continued feedback to Epic Battlegrounds, and we hope to share with you our future plans of new Battlegrounds we intend to add to the Epic Battlegrounds queue soon.

>Warwick Lightfoot, director of research at the centre right think tank
imagine walking around with a name like Warwick Lightfoot
like the kind of name a roleplayer gives their medieval mouse character

what? are you telling me you arent wearing this stunning outfit right now? i know i am

what colour is your hair please

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They've unironically all lost faith in Macron, it really is hilarious to watch unfurl

Alri lads I have a question. So at this hostel place I'm staying at in my room there's one of those 3 phone socket & 3 data socket type connectors. There's ADSL connected to the house but no wifi. What I'm thinking is if I plug in an Ethernet cable to the data socket & the other in a laptop I should get internet in my room right?

fucking lel