/cum/

gf made rice beans and chicken again
Ah yes Brazil

i made a thread on /ck/ and everyone is bullying me

Gonna make some tonkatsu

I make Jack and That Time Gordon Was Wrong threads

i made a thread about living off of milk alone for an ultra cheap diet and the spergs are getting very angry

>being a misogynist in 2018
How do you expect to get a gf if you act like you hate women?

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Autism

Why would I want a gf? I want a qt bf

They're not wrong user I already gave you a better suggestion

Don’t hate women
Love my girlfriend
Simple as

>being gay

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I registered to vote today so I can vote for Beto

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everyone get a load of this retard

yeah but you were nice a bout it, they were very mean and rude

i think the instant breakfast powder suggsetion is probably good but i really don't like short bread crunchy cracker type things

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>wasting a vote

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It would only be a waste if it was for Cruz

I guess you could look at it like that. I mean so many people will vote for him and he will win by such a large margin, so the few who vote for Beta are in a sense more significant individually.

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>he will win by such a large margin

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I love her

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Beta lost the second he uttered "transgender children"

That isn't Texas.

Sometimes I want to beat my girlfriend up but I've never hit or yelled at her

Is this true?

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Blowjob Cowgirl Missionary /cum/ in pussy
> "accidental" condom rip

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>Beta lost the second he uttered "transgender children"
He's polling even with Cruz literally everywhere but Quinnipiac who also claim that trump has high approval rating, Texas gets more progressive by the day

it's funny how shit libs will move from state to state destroying it, then moving to another right leaning state after they destroy it, and subsequently destroying that one too

>polls indicate Hillary Clinton has a 99% chance of winning

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>it's funny how shit libs will move from state to state destroying it

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Why is she so fucking noisy

i will do my drugs on friday instead of today because i have a cold

if i have a cold on friday then i will do it on saturday whether or not i have a cold

The polls indicated that Hillary had more support than Trump and the polls were right
Fuck off Jow Forumstard

>"Well the polls say.."
>DUUUUUDDEEEE DDA POELS R WRONG DROMP DROMP DROMP!!!!!!!!

Not a single poll indicated that they said that Hillary would get more votes and she did, popular vote doesn't matter in america

>Shut the fuck up and let me tell you about your state
I want to murder this Ohioan subhuman

how were the polls right? it was a landslide election he got 80 more votes in the EC

Illiterate maple slurping moose fucker

He lost the popular votes he had less votes than her overall, polls were right

what does /cum/ think about louisianians?

>crossdressers seething

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Trump should unironically be impeached and everyone involved with his campaign should be thrown in jail, and a special election should be held

>drumpf tard going to get btfo by a state he doesn't even live in

inbred and stupid

>Trump should unironically be impeached and everyone involved with his campaign should be thrown in jail, and a special election should be held

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I'm going to screencap your post and post it when Cruz wins.

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Sure thing obsessed drumpftard

but the polls were supposed to extrapolate election results, so they weren't right at all, popular vote doesnt mean anything, that's not how the system works

I keep seeing political ads for the Republican candidate
Don't know why the Republican party even spends money on anything other than local elections
They'll never win

I like popeye's chicken, that is the extent of my knowledge of them.

Girlfriend keeps saying stupid shit
I want to punch her in the jaw

My grandmother mostly grew up in the french ward of New Orleans and they make good food, I don't really know anything about the rest of the state though

what's she saying?

HAHA LOOK AT ME GUYS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
HAHA BY THE WAY DID I MENTION I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ITS GREAT

this is my gf

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Touched a nerve?

I drew this

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it's very cute

How low would you go?

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Would eat jerky of the penis

She genuinely believes that Kavanaugh should go to jail based on Ford's testimony alone because she doesn't understand that the burden of proof is on the accuser and that statues of limitation exist

Listening to comfy indie music

youtu.be/cQlPkuqXVlQ

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Listening to Sail by AWOLNATION to remind me of highschool

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>just ignore your anxiety lol
jesus christ this psychologist is retarded, he didnt even know what agoraphobia was

Have to take an anthropology class and the retarded professor who knows nothing about history keeps trying to tie history in to his lessons when he doesn't know what the actual fuck he's talking about
He said that Columbus tried to sail around Africa but got lost because he "didn't listen to the natives" (who he never encountered)
Told him that Columbus went where he wanted to go and

youtube.com/watch?v=Y3IMms8g-lg

I used to have anxiety until I started drinking and doing drugs
>Told him that Columbus went where he wanted to go and that everyone thought he was in India until after Columbus died

not a fan of spiders either desu

I missed my anthropology class today, but there is a very annoying "I'm so smart omg" type guy in it, is it you?

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a qt boy could cure my anxiety t.bh

This but a girl

I've missed all but 2 classes so no

I support Mexican Reconquista

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I support a second manifest destiny so I can get a harem of Mexican sissies

so could a bullet.. desu..

If the government is evil, and government schools don't issue uniforms, does that mean uniforms are good?

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My Criminal Investigation professor taught the class how to correctly commit suicide and make sure there's no chance of surviving

Based professor

hmmm no sweety :)

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I need more to form a valid opinion.

need a tall american in my right now desu

An hour and 13 minutes until I can start swiping right again on tinder

>first bit
yes it does

my bed*
im a dummy jajaaj

>need a tall american in my right now desu

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>need a tall american in my right now desu

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get to sleep in tomorrow before going back to arbysville buds

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cringe