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>asking 190 what sex is like

bender

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

CYA LATER WAGEBITCH

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scrambling

anybody notice how when you haven't wanked in a while your penis and balls start to hurt

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silly jew this is what you get for starting it

16 and already blacked

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*observes you from a distances*

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imagine living in a country were everyones got black hair and black eyes

twitter.com/vengefulorb/status/1046929412619296768?s=19

doing a think

a girl called me a 'cutie' the other day.

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Literally happened to last night so I smashed out two wanks in quick succession
The pain started spreading to my thighs, it's like a soft ache but constant

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>i share a country with these people

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i unironically believe bucks could quite easily rise to sergeant, perhaps even higher, in any of the armed services
she has the right temperament and is physically fit enough to pass selection and initial training

whether its army, navy of raf, theyre looking for a certain "type". they make platitudes every year about 'tomorrows recuit', but essentially they want you to fit their established mold. bucks fits that exactly, her selection process would be smooth train ride straight into raf halton or whichever one she applied for

Who would win in an actual fight between 190 and Poley

its over for you

You can't be blacked if you're already black
She isn't white, look at her face. Maybe in America, however...

youtu.be/lPkz_ippXfw

Mental to think I'll be an old man one day

business idea: bring back sexual modesty

youtube.com/watch?v=wDOau-0i_hE

Moni would do some really hideous shit like stabbing his eyes with a pencil, so Moni

gonna eat some fucking lasagna soon

yeah, cutie is such a 'I want every guy to like me' to say to a guy

off with her, the cretin.

I want to make sweet sweet love to Emma Watson and smell her farts.

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shes completely white
heres her with her family
youtu.be/24-lNuKU8Wk

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Why do even """"white"""" Americans look like bags of shit with eyeballs? They always have this sickly yellow skin and weird black eyebags

the native genes they look like tea bags with legs

No lmao no she isn't

Alright lads ive had a crazy idea for my next hitchhiking trip. Its a lot more dangerous and a lot more complicated regarding visas but totally doable.

Pls rate

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2 rice cakes (unsalted) down the gullet

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Haweeeeyyy

Up the gass

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looks like a jewess

bemused you feel you can come to this conclusion based on online exchanges but you might of convinced one
no air business though dont trust planes, reckon its a pirates life for me

why are you here doing this for your entire sad life?

ive just had a another great idea why dont you
fuck off

corr
what a nice belly button

some girls are into cute or slightly fem guys

learn to drive ffs

Followed loads of Nordic women on Instagram yesterday by using the location feature and seeing recent posts from places, and a few followed back and liked my pics n' that. Chatting to a few of them now

Looks like I'm out of here, you virgin freaks. I'm gonna impregnate one and move out of this hellhole Paki filth infested land once and for all

looks like a prettier Miss Alice

If ANYONE takes ADVICE from 190cunti ur a FUCKING retard fr

she's so peng

Don't (You) me again you little gimp

listening to ballin out super

shes completely white irish
>inb4 irish aren't white or some other nonsense
fuck off

proxy yank at it again

looking pretty grim for me lads

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you're a bbc news article about a british civilian killed in afghanistan or something waiting to happen

irish aren't white

most girls between the ages of 18-30 are.

t. experience of being slightly fem guy

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Dickhead, bet you're a gamer too. She isn't white, it's simple as that. I as a white man am telling you this. You as a mutt subhuman should nod your head and speak when spoken to

Mad how the UK got absolutely mogged by the USA

pray for demi

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Lmaaaaao kys u fat fuck

quite liked the absence of the chon, but I'd hate it if it were gone

How does rapeplay work lads

serious question

you're a slightly unfathomably insecure guy that's for sure

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kinda peng

when an american says the words completley white and irish

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Don't do it, just have a wank instead

im gonna rape your fucking fanny off you twat!!!

>this isn't white

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Usually it amounts to her being in bed. You go out of the room, close the door, get into """"character"""" burst in the door and then yeah basically rip her clothes off and fuck her roughly. Fireman lift her and throw her about a bit then just pin her down and fuck her basically

It's shite

try navy then
i originally wanted to apply for navy but eyesight barred me from it
you like ships, you like pirates
apply for navy then fuck raf if thats what youre interested in
selection process, you'll sail through that, then off to hms raleigh for 10 weeks. thatll be no problem for you
then off to a carrier, destroyer, frigate etc
youd love it
please at least look at the navy website

R8 the proto gf

reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/9kqv3x/til_arnold_schwarzeneggers_parents_used_to_beat/

saw this post on reddit earlier when the 'chon was down and it reminded me of 190cm

sounds degrading

calm down ahmed

google has been shitty for two days
two. days.

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I never said Irish weren't white. I said the wog you posted wasn't white because she isn't.

if its american and doesnt come with a comprehensive dna test no it isnt

i took the screenshot of the ebony gentlewoman to assure you i was on the website
>sail through that
i liked that

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and she has to try and resist the whole time?

that's no moon

No thats tame really. Degrading is making her lick the toilet bowl and flushing her head down it and making her rim you and spitting on her and calling her a useless cunt and slapping her and punching her in the ribs and fishhooking her mouth and basically just mentally and physically "abusing" her

im based

take to her with a blunt instrument if she doesnt

Wanking to this image

"consensual non-consent"

Lmao