Can't find proper job

CROSS THE BORDER AND FOLLOW THE AMERICAN DREAM

At least when I had to join the army in America I got to be excited about the free healthcare.

>I never showed up to uni orientation because I forgot
>found out total price
>didn’t want ameridebt
>am in the military now
Canadian Air Force boys are cool too but your ranks look kinda funny

Lose it and get fat again so you get the full Air Force experience

The only thing that sucks about the army is the lack of cheese curds in the mess hall poutines , you literally got to harvest the stuff on a daily basis from under your foreskin for that authentic quebec taste.

I'm in the army and they talk about that all the time when you first join.
>"Half a ya'll are too fat to even serve!"
>"Ya'll eat fuckin tide pods! Who does that?!"
>"Ya'll are becoming heat casualties cause you play fortnight n drink mountain dew 24/7!" [chugs red bull]
>"FUCKIN MILLENNIALS REEEE"

>not getting any sort of education or training post high school

Maybe you should just kill yourself so you're not a burden on society.

Do it but try to get into specializations that have civilian counterparts e.g. engineers or technicians of some sort. Also, there is always an enlistment thread up in Jow Forums. Go there and lurk first. Good luck user.

probs same in canada, if not worse. military isn't an option op.

I envy you, I always wanted to follow my grandfather footsteps.

Canadian Infantry are based.

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>burden of society
LOL highchooler, your society is not communist.

The military here only accepts normalfags. The psych evaluation is designed to see how much of a mindless drone you are and that you have all the requisite nor alfag milestones and social life paradigms.

For example, you can have a histological of getting shitfaced drunk every weekend with mates, being a loud antisocial prick and it is seen as normative young adult socialising. On the other hand, you can admit to preferring to drink alone and entertaining yourself via the internet and it is viewed as a serious problem an unfit for military service.

The main burden on your society are the wealthy parasites who steal billions in tax payer money while treating the government like a bar with an open tab.

>can find proper job
>have to serve in military anyway

I want to join the military, can’t be bothered with all the workplace psychology and shit, mindnumbing wageslaving, fuck that

>implying workplace psychology doesn't apply to military

Wow you're quite deluded

>Applied for pilot in the military last year
>Applied for a program that if I got accepted would pay for my uni, flight training and everything
>Less than 30% pass rate for pilot screening tests
>Made it past all the major disqualifying tests
>Went for multiple interviews
>All was looking well
>Went for a medical and got disqualified because I have scoliosis (curved spine)

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We are in the same boat except I have a degree. The US Navy is begging me to join and I will oblige. I am now waiting on MEPS to do my examinations. Probably will ship off to training in the springtime. I think there are only 2 classes a year.

Well not in the same way, of course there is in the military but once you are familiar with your combat group you want to work together.
In a regular office everyone just seems to want to fuck eachother over and destroy and waste eachothers time.
I have no interest in slaving for 1 boss with 9 colleagues who just want to take every opportunity to ruin my experience there.

p much

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Go air force if you're not stupid

Why is air force better?

Air Force requirements:
>be under 19 years of age but over 18 years of age
>have an IQ of 140+
>be 160 cm tall

Hehe good gwailou, die for China.