>one chance at life
>not Italian
One chance at life
>One chance at life
>Just 1/4 italian
pepe roni
>one chance at life
>1/64 italian
>One chance at life
>%0 italian
>35% Italian
>look italian as fuck
>last name makes it obvious
Fuck if I don’t know that feel.
Even worse I was born in a shitty redneck state with 0 italian chicks to fuck. Fuck this stupid place
BADABING
>1/2 Puerto Rican
>people ask if I’m italian
>no I’m 0% Italian I’m just greasy and tan
>75% italian
>Don't look italian at all
I know that feel.
you’re the worst. My favorite part about argies is their Italian heritage. You’d be 1000% cooler if you were an Italian-speaking country
I get that feel every time I watch a DeNiro movie.
>tfw 1/2046 italian
>one chance at life
>100% finnish BVLL
I’m part Puerto Rican and when I took a Dna test it said I was like 1/4 Italian
I’m not remotely related to any Italian
My god this is based
They have cool shit like Welsh Argentinians and Croatian Argentinians, you know.
>one chance at life
>born a SIBERIAN BVLL
That's a database for where people with his surname come from, not an actual DNA test.
>one chance at life
>born just in time to watch my country burn
>One chance at life
>All American middle class white boy
>Finally starting to back in shape after moping over “muh injuries” for 4 years
Feels good.
Kys Puerto Rican subhuman
>1% Ashkenazim
>Literally look like a monster from a Jow Forums propaganda poster
Why was I cursed in this way
> one chance in life
> be a weak faggot nerd
I wish I could have been a chad lad and maybe join some glorified gang and beat up enemies while being proudly and happily chauvinistic
Please tell me you look like this
>One chance in life
>Not a chad
subumano impiccati
>one chance in life
>100% italian
>in one of the worst chaotic periods of the country
>mfw