/brit/

>/aus/ edition
we have /cric/

Who is this semen demon? Who is this sperm worm? Who is this boner toner? Who is this spunk monk? Who is this cock dock? Who is this erection ejection? Who is this dick tick? Who is this cum plum? Who is this seed steed? Who is this prick chick? Who is this cock stock? Who is this seminal sentinel? Who is this phallus chalice? Who is this anus ignoramus? Who is this smegma enigma? Who is this beef curtain hurtin? Who is this cunt runt? Who is this jism prison? Who is this ballbiting ballerina? Who is this dongle mongle? Who is this penis machinist? Who is this chin chin bin? Who is this scrotum sorceress? Who is this wiener cleaner? Who is this pole populator? Who is this stiffy stimulator? Who is this pillar pimper? Who is this column culminator? Who is this testicle tamer? Who is this sperm specialist? Who is this glans gladiator? Who is this frenulum fractionizer? Who is this foreskin fornicator? Who is this penile private? Who is this smut sergeant? Who is this cock captain? Who is this orifice officer? Who is this rear admiral? Who is this cummander? Who is this lewd lieutenant? Who is this meat major? Who is this cunt colonel? Who is this wiener witch? Who is this phallus phalanx? Who is this cock commandant? Who is this dong deity? Who is this seminal fluid druid? Who is this jizz wiz? Who is this benis burglar? Who is this wang waxer? Who is this schlong sentinel? Who is this dick dastard? Who is this jizz jezebel? Who is this cock cream captivator? Who is this man milk mephistopheles? Who is this smegma smuggler? Who is this cum connoisseur? Who is this semen sommelier? Who is this urethra barista?

Some boast

>I cringed because she was dancing and having fun

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god i wish that were me

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cant be arsed to find silent films
just mute my tv these days, literally no difference

Best television series of the past 5 years. Debate me

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Surfing? Now THAT is redpilled.

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really tempted to have a wank but am tired

also will feel better to have a wank if i hold off until a later date

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cosy in bed curled up with my niggerpillow

please support the australian silent film industry
(story of the kelly gang)

watch napoleon

complete and utter shite t b h

watch this cumbreath *plunges a knife into your heart*

most of the famous ones are on youtube or can be downloaded from the internet archive. i watched nosferatu, a trip to the moon, and pandora's box on youtube

want to marry her

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>nosferatu
preferred him in spongebob squarepants

Care to elaborate, champ?

*pulls your ribs apart*

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to begin with it’s boring, doesn’t explore anything complex, pushes jewish narratives, and fundamentally is no different from any of the other piece of shit tv shows that come out all the time

and you watched all of it despite this?

Before you guys post some porn or naked girl. Think about your future wife or job

*pushes the white narrative of my switchblade into your chest cavity*

I'm going down to Yasgur's Farm
Gonna join in a rock and roll band

Finna read some Mungo Park so I've adopted the lingo.

it’s illegal to own a switchblade in britain

lmao

no you're not
no you won't

stardust

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Fucking hell lads the young 26 year old carer who I was with gave me a cheeky grin in the dollar store looking at balls. Haha

>to begin with it’s boring
No it isn't
>doesn’t explore anything complex
Yes it does
>pushes jewish narratives
No it doesn't
>and fundamentally is no different from any of the other piece of shit tv shows that come out all the time
Wrong

Africans don't speak Yardie? Barmy. They're all wogs regardless!

You rarely see blacks in coffee shops. Do they not like coffee?

>26 year old carer
did she wipe your arse and help you get dressed? lol

obsessed

UUUGGHH MAAAAYGUUNNNN

youtu.be/grmCOL-jcJY

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*thinks about my future wife or job*

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No, I'm just finna read some Mungo Park. Mentally preparing myself

would kill for some toast right now but there are no toasters at the local tesco and i can't be arsed going further out

bought some guinness blonde so i can pretend to be white

use t'oven

when you were a kid were you the sort that wanted to be the cameraman for pornos or in the pornos?

Don't get why people post these. She's a porn whore. She has to literally be paid to do the filthy job.

If she's in porn, she was already a no hoper!

You want to marry someone that had an interstate of dicks between her legs?

be the cameraman

>Region I want to do a year abroad in is the first one to have an information session
VERY worried this means it's going to be the most popular region to visit and I'm absolutely not going to get a place.

didn't watch a lot of porn as a kid

guess with all them women walking about with their tits out in grass skirts reduces the appeal

good luck finding a white woman these days who hasn’t had miles of cock

it’s not worth caring about anymore

first time i looked up porn i felt so guilty i immediately went and told my mom

wouldn't mind doing deliveroo if they'd let you deliver stuff on foot. like not food or something but if they were competing with couriers.
don't have a bike, don't want to ride a bike.

Rare footage
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how come aussies are always so pale when they live in a place where its hot and sunny all the time?

baffling post this

almost time for the obligatory and awkward congratulations for surviving another of earths orbits about the sun

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vampires

this is an aproximation of what i look like

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In the porn.
My high school quote shit in the yearbook from year 11 is 'I want to be a pornstar', but they didn't allow that to be printed so changed it to "I want to be an actor in bed with women" or some bollocks similar that made it sound autistic. They asked me for my quote in the middle of a game of football and now If I ever accomplish something great in my life they're gonna go back and read that and think "What a cunt".

Pastor of Chicago’s first ‘gay’ Catholic parish was found dead attached to ‘sex machine’

sunburnt faces around with skin so brown
smiling zinc cream and crowds, sundays the beach, never a cloud

can’t FOOKIN sleep

never ever watched or read anything

rough climate then I'd imagine

>My high school quote shit in the yearbook
foy off yank twat

highly suspect my yearbook quote is going to be something terrible, or i'll have been nominated most likely to be a school shooter or something. never bought it because i wasn't showing up to school anymore, but highly suspect they got someone who hates my guts to do my quote since they apparently wanted me to do his, but never managed to make contact with me.

Me? Lesbian foot fetish porn age 9. Couldn't even cum yet. Skipped school to wank all day in a bush in year 8-9. Wanked in a tree once.

ghastly niggardly crunt

>Lesbian foot fetish porn age 9
nonce

lay down and close your eyes

showed this to my dad he liked it

if you think about it, all americans are illegal immigrants

has beto gone missing?

first proper porn wank was some absolutely disgusting shit with audrey hollander
grim, grim, grim. reckon it's the root cause of my messed up lovemap and subsequent fetishes

looked at porn before when mammy was in the room

Not tired. No point

first time I came was trying on my sisters knickers
just happened instantly and without provocation, thought I'd broken my willy

when i started masturbating at first when i finished i just had to pee really badly, never ejaculated. eventually after maybe a week or two, started ejaculating.
always wondered if that's normal or if i was being weird.

he died in the hurricane

i found him another site to sully

what's a lovemap

>select all images with chimneys
never had this before

want to move somewhere cold and rainy where nobody else lives so i can just be comfortable and alone

just moved around a bit

leitrim

no you don't

move to washington state or oregon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovemap

how'd it go lad

can you stream games without talking and still have people watch you?
is it like watching telly where people just browse, or do you need some pre-existing fans?