Fleg

>fleg
>last time you had sexual contact

usa
6 days ago

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Never

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when i came out my mom's vagina, i'll probably get arranged married soon, and then i'll eat some pussy

>be me at 8 y.o
>my uncle go to my room.
>start to suck my dick
>feels good man.jpeg.

Thats is my sexual life

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That would be the tranny escort I had the weekend before last. I'm straight btw.

If fapping in a video call counts, then a few hours ago. If not, then 10 years ago.

8 years from now when I get a qt 3.14 Asian waifu mail order wife and take her virginity to sire half breed children

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2 years

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9 years ago is the last time I had sexual relations

Was that with a reindeer?

Summer time. Maybe mext week with the same dude, if he likes the pumkin risotto I’m making him.

Buncha years ago

2

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2 y ago

Few hours ago

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Same here

N/A

Week and a half ago I think

Previous incarnation
Maybe

>22 year old virgin
>Will die this way

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Like 5 weeks and it's going to be a lot more since my gf left me and I'm a complete uninteresting piece of shit that can't attract women anymore
Fuck I want to end it all already
How does one cope with the fact that no woman will ever be interested in you again?
This is a lot worse than being a virgin, at least a virgin doesn't know what they're missing about

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4 years ago , i'd honestly rather stay a virgin than to know the sweet sensation of a vagina and be deprived of it.

Cocaine is better than vagina and you only need money to get it.

USA
A couple hours ago
>tfw have a FWB

Sounds like a vagina

i have neither money or vagina

This

Also some sweet dank doesn't hurt.

Actually drugs in general

2.5 hours ago

10 days ago.

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isn't that illegal ?
why would your uncle do that to you ?

not in the 20 years ive been alive

>flag

Never. Too embarrased to ask women out desu

3 days ago

Had a wank earlier.

Piss off back to containment, fuckwit.

Never but i hope soon I can find a nice Christian virgin wife in my country. They still exist right guys?

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Trip to Washington I fucked a tranny in the ass 2015

>Virgins this mad they aren’t getting laid
Loving every laugh.

Never have, never will. Women's sexuality terrifies me.

I'm a girl tho