A bird crashed into my office window

A bird crashed into my office window
Wat do

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build a small pyre and send him off on the old way

Ignore it and go on with your day.
Birbs are not important.

Is he injured?

I think it might be brain dead or stunned

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take care of the lil guy and protect your new animal friend

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You know the drill. Jizz on it.

wait till it dies from hunger obviously

This guy knows what's up.

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Is it just standing there?

I did not want to remember that

Yes

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he's a cute boy, keep him safe

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Give it sugar water

tie him to your back and ride a broomstick like a horse now u r shituanian hussar.

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and it flew away after staying inside for an hour
birb is safe

this is a cute thread

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God bless you

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You helped a good boy! Good Lithuanian!

Good lad

>a good boy
Did you just assume the birb's gender?

I want to try bird babeQ. It is delicious.

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Wouldn't it just taste like chicken, except more gamey?

umm... I think chiken is few better than small bird and taste is simular to chiken.
> small bird have little meat and a lot of bone.

rear him. the name is Tokkou

no. birbs needs to be free.

babob is free

god bless Lithubros

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based thirdie

emergency /birb/ thread

As an old hunter and Lithuania lover.
That bird is a wild species called "thrush bird"
I myself caught those birds. In portuguese the bird is called "tordo"

Take it outside and watch over it, dont touch it, it's in shock and will fly away eventually.

Cum on it

Why does everything kill itself in Lithuania?

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probably fell to his death because he was still dazed

Just to imagine that this qt birb is now going to move south only to get caught by some fucking egyptian and eaten.

he didn't, you typical lying jew

Do I want to find love in Lithuania?

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You have no way of knowing

Maybe it got eaten by a fox

yikes, you can have all three of them

Yeah. I want to find love in Lithuania