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>tfw no indios gf

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>If everything is God's plan
Everything is God's plan just as the actions taken by your flock when released from their pens onto the grassy plains is your plan, but a result of the sheep's actions.

You better give source fo' dat mah nigga

>get murdered
>people say it's in God's plan and that He works in mysterious ways
What the fuck is he planning?

To have you fucking murdered.

Humans have free will. Why don't you carry a sword and defend yourself from the evil in the world?

because killing is a sin and you should turn the other cheek like a true christcuck

gonna cry myself to sleep, cyall

>it's God's plan
>but also it's not his plan
God is a meme
Gonna convert to Hinduism and join my girlfriend
gn bby

best part is when they say "The lord works in mysterious ways". Thats like saying "We have no idea why this is happening".

>because killing is a sin
No, murder is a sin. A just killing is permissible in Christianity.
>>it's God's plan
This is a fallacious and willfully ignorant understanding of Christian theology.

Christian theology is a meme
Christianity is a meme

If God didn't want men to be gay, why do they have prostates to make gay sex feel good?

buon giorno, amico

Are you that fag who spent his year in Italy watching anime?

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Ciao dammi la source ti prego il mio cazzo sta per esplodere

Latin version clearly says "non occides" in the ten commandments. Don't know what bible you guys read

>It's all in God's plan but it's also not
>He's also all-seeing, all-knowing, all-powerful, and loving but he doesn't see or know everything, some things are out of his control, and he allows suffering

God shouldn't have made anal sex feel good for the man receiving it

subuhuman

>this is my son Jesus, he's also me
> you're all my sons but you're not me
nigga wtf

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me in the middle

non sono lui, spiacente. Non so

>being an Atheist

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>believing in pseudoscience

>christfag
yo tambien gusta los pepe may-mays.

muestrame tu anos por favor

Dab on janny
I dab on the janny
Wack on the hustle
I smack tight fanny

I would watch 2-3 sinultanous twitch streams on my phone if it were possible. Legit considering getting a tablet to complement my phone so I can increase my visual intake

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>Jesus spoke Latin
Hmm ok

>Latin Bible
The biggest meme in human history

Wake up and..... !!!

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GF asks to let her fuck you with a strapon, follows the question with this snap.

Your reaction?

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Take a snap of my dump and say “exit only”.

i put this thong on yesterday morning and for only $35 you can get them with 24 hour wear with two orgasms!

extras: - $10 per additional day - $5 pee no wipe (per day) - $5 pussy stuffing - $10 ass stuffing - $5 extra orgasm - $5 extra workout - $2 per photo - $5 tracking number

all prices include standard US-only shipping through USPS. panties will be discreetly packaged in a ziploc bag inside a manila envelope. i am not responsible for delayed or lost packages.

i take google pay, venmo, bitcoin/ethereum/litecoin/bitcoin cash, circle, squarecash, and amazon gc (+$10). payment must be sent before panties are shipped.

Jesus Christ.. the betas that enable this behavior.

Why is there not /balt/ thread? What in the actual fuck is happening?

fuck her while also using the strapon

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why would any one want a dirty thong from a fat beta male

Sorry I forgot he spoke English lmao
its the same in greek
>inb4 read it in aramaic

I’m ovulating so these are only bound to get creamier. $30 shipped. 48 hour wear during work and naughty time. I accept square cash, google pay, and circle pay. Pm if interested

Day one: imgur.com/a/JYXSEmU

Somebody nuke Germany pls

this made me laugh more than it should have!

kohlchan.net/player.php?v=Jow Forumssrc/1538565569028.webm

cum lol

Is this general not even active now?

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american babies are fast asleep like the underage children they

are

It's 8am on the east coast and 5am in the west coast

Well yell out and wake them all up please.
I want to shitpost in their/your general.

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You blew up the towers to justify war

As if they need that. They could have invaded iraq right away and nobody would have said anything

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Kinda gay

why is this filename so long and descriptive

why is nothing in focus

I want to breed a native girl (male)

i wanna put my dick in your ass
i wanna put it in hard and put it in fast

Work will pay off

women with bangs are so beautiful i want to cum on the face of one

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Nearly anyone can wear this and look nice

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Put one on and take a pic.

rate

slept in until 6am, read a chapter in my book, then showered, now eating my leftover BP pasta

>56% white
OH NO NO NONO

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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i said
OHAYOUUUUUUUu

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Good morning buddy.

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THESE NIGGAS SAY THEY HEARD OF ME, I AIN'T HEARD OF YOU
SO GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY FUCKIN FACE BEFORE I MURDER YOU

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WITH THAT PUSSY, I GOT COINS
MIGHT INSERT RIGHT IN HER GROIN
IT'S LIKE JELLY, AYY
DICK RIGHT IN HER BELLY, UH, YUH

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calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/calgary-weather-city-blanketed-by-overnight-snowfall
>this is what i'm going back to in arbysville
>meanwhile in fort mac, we are warmed by the memories of justin's attempt to burn down the city and have 0 snow

>snowstorm during spook month
is there a more JUST country than Canada?

Thank the one and true god I will never know cold terror like this.
Keep ya veins full of the ol' human antifreeze A.K.A hard booze and you'll be fine buddy.

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can't do that, have things to do and have to come back to wagecuckery in a week

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What's wrong

i woke up

fucked your mom

Good morning my fellow North Americans

If you would entertain me and let me be nosey, I noticed you're in quite a sparsely populated area.
So what do you do buddy?

Morning bud
What're you doing today?

oilfield, like everyone else who lives up here. I don't actually live here, just stay up here for work when I'm sober enough to answer the phone. And there are worse places than Fort Mac, at least there's like a wal mart and shit here.

I actually didn't think there were settlements that big up in the lands of Canada.
I thought they all hugged the border and the ones that weren't were small as fuck.

Same thing every day--do my chores, post online and maybe make some lists.

that's mostly in the east (quebec and ontario), alberta has some "big" cities far away from the border. still lots of small farm towns spread around this province though.
>have this repost pic of my work, get covered in oil at this shit gay job

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I accidentally sliced the back of my hand on a plastic fan blade. Didn't think it was possible.