/brit/

im a mature student (24)

Lads lost my virginity at 25 yesterday so i'm going to post all about it today

because you've never had a decent one

>pussy on the regs
ahahahahahah

What the fuck is going on in the other thread

nobody's doing this though you utter sperg

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i have to admit, i am a virgin freak

>mature student
oxymoron

>pussy on the regs
is trying to convince some other virgin that people care about him finally getting laid

>pussy on the regs

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same
not my fault god cursed me with a 3.5 inch willy

Need this girl in my life

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i wash myself with a rag on a stick

dont need to convince anyone mate i was just bragging about shagging my flatmate but you;'re just getting upset over about it because it makes you feel uncomfortable about your virginity

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Feels like you're the more upset person desu

BY THE WAY EVERYONE I HAD SEX THIS ONE TIME

I'M JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT IT

Me? I'm Sino-Celto-Semitic.

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literally I SHAG

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Do 5'6 men get to have sex with women?

come on mate, do you really think you've got the moral high ground here getting mad at someone for bragging about shagging a flatmate?
get some fresh air

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lachlan edits his images so my filter wont work
one of the aussies needs to find this lad and put him down

you work at the cinema?

nothing has been right since my brother died

gona be at tate modern just after 10 if anyone wants to look around with me for the day

surprised I haven't seen any lachlan posts calling for greater professional ethics amongst mohels

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>hurr durr projector cinema
yes nice quip totally not proving my point at all

the point that you are projecting your insanity onto others? yes it is proven

wew
bit antisemitic mate

Would shag both.

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lol at losers who only get regular pussy, I get that extra special double pounder pussy

Sino-Celto-Judeophobia

what am i projecting you are soooo stupid lol its like you've just discovered what that means because you can use it for infinity with no actual argument
you cant do anything about me posting about my life on here unless i'm breaking a rule (which i'm not) so i guess you'll just have to shut up, sperg out and learn to bare it mate

cheers that'll be a pussy on the regs and a pack of nuts for me, shaken ta

just stop you fucking retard
what do you get from doing this?

only if they wear turtlenecks

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not sure why you're getting so triggered, you projected and you were called out for it. Just like you blog post like a woman and were called out for it. You're welcome to continue doing these things but don't be surprised if people don't like you for it.

>what am i projecting you are soooo stupid lol its like you've just discovered what that means because you can use it for infinity with no actual argument
>you cant do anything about me posting about my life on here unless i'm breaking a rule (which i'm not) so i guess you'll just have to shut up, sperg out and learn to bare it mate

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Pffffhahahaha watching these two argue is brilliant

not sure the typing like a literal 14 year old is helping your gimmick, mate

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dave vs schizo, it's a classic

you're the only two people getting mad about it lmao any sane person would just learn to ignore it and not respond but here you are 15 minutes later keeping me entertained because somebody got mad at my blogpost

have you ever shagged a flatmate or had a MFF threesome btw?

probably that london monkey

*dabs on lachlan*

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what do you reckon happens after you die?

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havent read any post in the argument, can just smell the lunacy radiating off of each post

ahh yes the internet where everyone else is mad about everything they're posting except me

explain the logistics of a mff 3some
just dont see how it could be that pleasurable since one of the women will be left out

going to wank in my clothes and fall asleep i think

Come now, surely as a fellow Celt you can respect the search for a storied ancestry among the Ard Rí

tfw dave tries to drag you down to his level by getting you to blogpost about your sexual life

tell me why you are continuing to argue with me then if you don't care or aren't angry. i have a feeling already why though
you shag the fittest one whilst the girl makes out and fingers the other and switch inbetween when you're getting bored

however i just woke up later after i nutted outside the first one and then went and shagged the second one

you posted it like 100 times
want to bash your skull in with a shovel

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no arguments here i just quoted you with a picture of a crazy person

tell me why are you continuing to argue with me then if you don't care or aren't angry. i have a feeling already why though

my ancestor :)

any never had sex in their life before man in?

yes im immature but my life is over so im mature

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sex on the regs lads sex on the regs
im going to have to go do stuff in town later so can one of you explain why you took offence to my brag posting quickly?

Clerical roles? Sounds nice

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>sex on the regs lads sex on the regs
>im going to have to go do stuff in town later so can one of you explain why you took offence to my brag posting quickly?

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spend the day at toil sitting on my arse
do maybe a couple of hours work in the whole
toilberg still pays me 28k/yr + 5% of branch revenue because he knows I'm the only there that's not braindead

you know what i dont understand about these 2 people
any normal person would join in and go "nice job mate" or tell a similar story
funny story actually, i've got a mate thats a virgin and he hates when we talk about shagging sluts, but all my other non-virgin friends go "nice one bruva" and tell who they've been shagging
which just leads me to believe these two are just virgins that are getting all pissy about it. but /brit/ has, and always will be a shaggers general. they really do portray the schizo role well

You chose this path.

A clerical role?

My try and camp out at Tim's regular haunts in Oxford, see if I can get a photo with him

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yeah haha you're so right user do go on

why don't you go and fuck off back to your virgin hub in /britfeel/ you weird little boy, go shag a lass and do yourself a favour

>you know what i dont understand about these 2 people
>any normal person would join in and go "nice job mate" or tell a similar story
funny story actually, i've got a mate thats a virgin and he hates when we talk about shagging sluts, but all my other non-virgin friends go "nice one bruva" and tell who they've been shagging
>which just leads me to believe these two are just virgins that are getting all pissy about it. but /brit/ has, and always will be a shaggers general. they really do portray the schizo role well

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How do i know if im hard enough for the Royal Marines?

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nice one bruva

sounds kind of shit would rather sex with one person desu

pussy on the regs

managerial
got a deano haircut recently so it matches my lifestyle

>spent $17 on a burger with fries and coke at HJs
how the FUCK is this allowed?

there initiation is something ridiculous like
>shag a bloke
>drink a pint of every squaddie's piss
yes yes read and cry over every word you bitter little virgins

off women for a bit

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why does everyone shout this at festivals