A GIFT TO Jow Forums

I heard you guys like dildos, so here's a present for you, Jow Forums. Enjoy! :)

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2 GIANT RED DILDOS?!? WHAT COULD THIS POSSIBLY MEAN?

2 giant red candles

will you send me a pink dildo if i post my adress

I fucking love gummy worms

>tfw you actually had this exact dildo but in pink

I would but it would cost you some link to cover shipping and material costs.

I assume you're a guy?

no i'm a cute japanese girl looking for a husband on this board
of course i'm gay

>material costs
are you building them yourself

you dont have to be gay to use a dildo

posting in an epic thread

well its implyed, but i guess you're right

why r these things like 10 inches long and 6 inches fat? I mean... is this what a normal enjoyable dick is supposed to be?

Really? Wanting a penis up your ass isn't what I'd associate with being straight.

its around 8'' long and it was just to big, they are listed as 6''5 for some reason lol

how is my average sized pee pee supposed to compete with these big ol' dildos

good thing I don't mind licking clits I guess

you could imagine ur gf pegging you

Lots of red dildos incoming...

i want to buy a dildo, Jow Forums. Suggestions?

dildo dips(tm) are on special

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Classic 30 year old faggot cope

you do to use that one, men are the real size queens (kings?)

maybe but you are clearly gay though... just look at your id color

does it come in green?

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I WANTED A GREEN ONE

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No, not anymore. Especially not for (you).

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