ITT: You tell me why you're so jealous of the Netherlands

ITT: You tell me why you're so jealous of the Netherlands

Attached: yl0qeoazdjzy[1].jpg (1440x1080, 221K)

Weed lmao

this t bh

nice mountains faggot

why would i be jealous of swamp germans who got occupied in 3 days and whose only relevant city was utterly ruined by degenerate drug and sex addicts

You're FLAT and i want to live in a FLAT land

fpbp

Did you know that in the Netherlands you're allowed to fuck your own wife?

exports hq food despite a small swampnigger.
why did you betray us, leaving us with b*ngs!?

You can get places in less than 5 hours.

Sea jews and an even worse colonizer than Britain

I like Bami Goreng

Attached: C67XFq1WYAEMCW5[1].jpg (691x743, 52K)

I you don't want to be colonized learn to defend yourself lmao

None
You little bitch
You will never be able to get even close to us Nordics

>failed to convert natives to christianity
>failed to install Dutch as official language unlike every other European colonizers ever
>Only reason to have colony was too pay debts
>Cucked by its own country and Japan in WW2

Yeah, what a really great colonizer

Attached: images (1).jpg (225x225, 8K)

lots of bikes. police wouldn't chase me if i stole a bike or two

Bali is rightful European clay

Stealing a bike in Nederlands is probably punished by death

wish I had a Dutch woman

Attached: 1515075579045.jpg (1024x768, 75K)

how do I get a dutch mommy gf?

Only if she's Indonesian

They invented everything that made your country what it is today.

lmao. absolute delusion

I wish I was dutch so if could get a 190cm dutch gf

I'm going to go to Amsterdam to take truffles and ecstasy and I'm going to be a raucous inconsiderate loud lad UK tourist and there's not a FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

I hope you fall in a canal and drown, as you people like to do.

SHOW US YER TITS LOVE WAHEEEEEY!!!!

Attached: 1523314531533.jpg (1678x1500, 211K)

Based all your country is our rightfull clay.
We were going to save your souls.

France and Britain can build colonies, no one else.