/brit/ + /birt/

Posting from toil as we speak, quiet day so far and 'stein isn't in.

I’m on holiday

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mental that london is the only english city with over a million people

know someone who failed their theory 13 times

im between jobs

Birmingham has a little over a million, then again a massive chunk of that is 'sheeds.

don't want CANZUK because it would defeat the point of emigrating from the UK to Aus/NZ by filling Aus/NZ with brits, the very people i'm trying to get away from.

post em

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unnerving

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Those people are already brits just with funnier accents

so this.. is the british phenotype..
youtu.be/JSy-yg-yXGM

Charlie bit my finger

makes me feel...uncomfortable
like i'm...being watched

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Great cinematography, good work by Kubrick

mad to think that was shot in a studio

this is one i don't believe

We went to the moon retard get over it

>duh mewn landen wus fake n that!!

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my family thinks im a shut-in because i hate society
but really its because society hates me

It's not like a go crazy with everything or pick and choose this shit.
Some things you have to experiences firsthand to understand and then you can put the pieces together.

fighting words

Think it's actually because you're an autistic twat.

Poobrick more like

There's a narrative. To everything.
From WWII to the origin of the fucking species.

How much more can Tim take before snapping?
youtube.com/watch?v=bE4UiTfRSfE

Don't even get me started on the 6 gorillion

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I had one of those lucid dresms this morning just before waking up
I was lying in bed snuggling a qt. Was honestly heartbreaking to wake up

Pakis not welcome, sorry.

im going on a march because i want /brit/ to be back british

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what about scots

horrey shitttt

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yes and society doesn't like that

a 24h drive through krispy kreme opened up in dublin and there were loads of cars at it all night and people started beeping there horns and all
all the local residents were complaining so now its getting shut down or something

As long as you don't type like a mong on twitter or vote SNP

used to wank everyday but since i came to uni 2 weeks ago i've not even had the urge to do it, not even had erections or had the urge to watch porn or have sex

deeply concerned

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Me on the right.
Your girlfriend on the left.

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i dont have a gf

>"gas 'em adolf. gas 'em all"

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Reckon you're just not comfortable enough in your new surroundings to wank away, should go away after it starts to feel like home.

fucking snapchat is wank

why do americans obsess over people that thought they were subhuman

not with that attitude anyway

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Absolute unit

youtube.com/watch?v=tBvXQpH18Lc

educate yourself

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Do you believe a 25 year old friendless virgin freak can turn it around?

short answer: yes

there is literally nothing wrong with voting SNP.
(but the party is boring, uninspiring, and has shown it's hand too readily with their pivot from "the real social democrats!" in 2015 to "scotland is the one place clintonite liberalism lives on!" in 2016.)

1/4 slavic im literally fine

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sure
my dad lost his virginity at 33 and he's a fairly normal human being now

dont speak google translate

what about the long answer
why was he a virgin at 33

>...my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance. I feel myself more akin to any European country, no matter which. Everything about the behaviour of American society reveals that it's half Judaised, and the other half negrified. How can one expect a State like that to hold together — a State where 80 percent of the revenue is drained away for the public purse — a country where everything is built on the dollar? From this point of view, I consider the British State very much superior.
adolf, january, 1942

I posted the translation r*tard

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I was speaking from a racial perspective.

>why was he a virgin at 33
it was basically just something he didn't really think about that much, but he figured that he was going to kill himself at that time, so he figured he'd try sex, so he shagged a prostitute (which I know some people here say doesn't count but whatever)
anyway he sold all of his possessions and went up into some forest in the winter to die, but he changed his mind and came back and had to rebuild his life from scratch and for whatever reason he started having romantic relationships with women now

>a State where 80 percent of the revenue is drained away for the public purse
think he just made this up

good job moving the goalposts la
your country would've been gassed or worked to death in a camp and you know it

the modern day german woman holds a refugees welcome banner instead of that

long answer: a friend of mine was still a virgin at 25, despite being handsome. Once he lost it, he managed to shag multiple birds. It's a mindset

>hitler wanted to genocide all slavs
lmaoooo
tell that to these Ukrainian hookers

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Only unionists need apply. .

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No I literally wouldn't.
>muh ebul
you watched indiana jones one too many times

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>being handsome
welp

where do Gaels fall on this list

Ukrops and nazis are like best buds really

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broke: unionist
broke: nationalist
woke: couldn't care less about the constitutional status of Scotland because you live on the other side of the world in a country with better weather, nicer people, more entertaining politics, and a big rock with 2 names.

NEED to live in seoul or shanghai and be surrounded by ultra-capitalistic insects in that overcrowded steampunk environment

what does that even mean you schizo freak

and they're still proud of it today

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>Jow Forums.org/banner-contest/all
CRINGE
imagine submitting these

reminder that /brit/ is the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture and there is an option to report off-topic posts

It means you bought the narrative that Hitler was a cartoon evil and would have had everyone that wasn't 100% germanic gassed.

shut the fuck up faggot

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t.slav mutt

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Was confused as fuck about that unless he was referring to New Deal policies which I doubt

Schizoleaf no one cares about your Slavic larping please go away

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you're the one deluding yourself here if you think you would've survived because muh slav sluts tbf
blow your brains out you schizo wasteman and save us your presence

Treaser starts soon :]

this post is an admission of guilt

the ones where the creator can't draw are less cringe than the ones where someone with some artistic ability got involved.
grim grim grim.

Gods I was strong

broke: thinking a strong United Kingdom isn't in Australia's national interest
broke: thinking we want the sort of people who vote to stab their mates in the back