/brit/

yes, myself. although i never talk to girls haha

And I find that the moment I make friends with a woman I become selfish and tyrannical.

Back from uni toil
What have I missed

freak

why bother putting 100% next to the name?

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women dont want to be friends with me or girlfriends to me
Dark Souls will always be my friend

Fresh gimmicks
This time involving the Cornish

Which Dark Souls game is the best

How heavy this motherfuckin' axe, doc
youtu.be/grmCOL-jcJY

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Everyone in /brit/ unanimously voted that Travis Scott is the best artist of the 2000s

holy fucking shit

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woof

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just ip dip doo em but you may ONLY play if you are male and repulsive to women

You're genuinely one of the worst posters on here. I really hope you get terminal cancer soon and leave us in peace.

Pretty sure we all agreed on Pete Doherty

got drunk at my mates house and started going on about how much better at chess i am than him and how i'll always smash him at chess
all that social capital i built by being a gracious but decisive winner: gone

would love to splooge on her corpse

the twitch gf plays dark souls

pork ribs for din dins tonight.

Adding an -ius to the end of my surname
Chalmersius
Looks kind of nice actually

they're not what you think they are
they're angels

Meat is murder

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you started eating pork again mark?

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business idea: put hieroglyphics on a tshirt and sell it to black people for $100 a pop

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Is he an anime

Absolutely cracking show that was

Still feel like giving me a hard time or nah?
You might have read more books but...some things I just "know" you know

gf is 19 but looks 15

it is. thanks for your sacrifice piggy.

always eat it. not mark.

just saw a screenshot of an article about you

nonce

me with the gang

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going on that murder only diet
will be eating nothing but murder

Stealing this idea, now to decide if the translation should be there or not.

business idea: tell all yanks to fuck off back to /cum/ where they belong

jealous freak

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any homeless man in

is this the so-called Nazbol gang?

sex, violence, long distance ships
the blue marble on fire

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dry cured smoked bacon

Have wanked to many a loli but the rozzers shall never get me. Big fan of loli prozzie doujins.

excellent post

americans in brit are cringe and yikes

just saw an ad for some itv show about a kid being a tranny. someone stop this madness.

great post

Will be in November as my landlord is kicking me out ;_;

submitted a request for a tattoo appointment

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me and the lads are going out paki bashing tonight

I'm a prophet

youtube.com/watch?v=JeT5Ho2kHMs

*gulp*

mad how the french just shut down universities and then the whole country in 1968

i

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universities are unironically banning clapping?
clapping?
BANNING
CLAPPING???
wot

Britain needs to do this today

sue(and me)

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going to get this on my chest (the figure on the right)

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Are you denial? Or scared? Or both?
It's starting to sink in isn't it.

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ivan the terrible btfo

want to move to australia

>TIL millennials aged 18-34 are more likely to live with their parents than with a spouse/partner - the first time this has ever happened since record-keeping began in the 1880s

Brilliant

Watching a dating show from England lads. The couples are

A masculine English bloke and a Bangladeshi girl

Fat old opinionated boomer cunt English woman and old liberal boomer vegan cuck English male

2 gay male blokes

so you want a flat tummy but rather than change the composition of your body, you want to use it as a permanent canvas for more doodling

same
would only go tasmania though because no deadly spiders and that

going to eat less and do more exercise

Combusting and inhaling the product of Cannabis Indica at this point in time

if you cant do 50 push ups you belong in the kitchen

Aren't you glad you're my friend?

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>It's not a slippery slo-

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me

for me? its sativa

can't even do 3 desu.

need a pengladeshi gf

Honestly retarded to live in your own before marriage

once in a lifetime
once in a universe
once in eternity

*Does 50 push ups in my kitchen*

ponyboy?

this frightens the right wing male

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yeah so why are you choosing now as the time to get a tattoo

whatever labourer
i don’t need to do pleb work

shoulder barged in to this guy who was reading mein kampf in the uni corridors yesterday, he fell over and had tears in his eyes. Gonna beat the living shit out of him tomorrow next time i see him, fucking nazis have no place on uni campuses in the UK

how fat are you

t. 31 year old virgin freak

Guess the next episode will be black man and white woman since the two gays took up the diversity slot for that episode.

youtu.be/a_20Z3s68qc

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bigot!