>got a non-greek gf
>ask her if she wants to hang out
>take her out to a coffee shop
>she drinks her coffee in 15 mins
>asks what's next
wtf? Do euros do this? We sit at coffee shops for 2h minimum. Why does it have to be a bar in order to chill at one place? Why can't you just enjoy some coffee and a nice conservation?
Also what's up with getting SMASHED every Friday night?
Are you all alcoholic bastards? Wtf is this shit, I hate Europe now
Got a non-greek gf
Nicholas Phillips
Tyler Lewis
Normie, please.
Zachary Gutierrez
WHY DO YOU DRINK SO MUCH?
And why do you drink it all at once? Wtf is this bs?
we are around the average, but I guarantee you, you won't see a single person puking on the side of the street any Saturday night
Every time I visit Europe, that's common sight
We only drink a glass of wine, along with our meals, why do you HAVE to go all in on a Friday night and fuck everything up?
Carson Perez
>We only drink a glass of wine
May be because we don't drink at all during weekdays.
James Rodriguez
>May be because we don't drink at all during weekdays.
what's the point? Why is getting smashed your version of having a good time?
Brandon Fisher
I drink my coffee in less than 20' too, it's a sign of civilization and showing those around me I'm not some lazy ass neoellinas
Jackson Diaz
We couldn't sit at a coffee shop for two hours because eventually someone who works there would ask us to leave to make room for new customers.
Michael Ramirez
>why do you HAVE to go all in on a Friday night and fuck everything up?
It's fun
Lucas Jackson
How do you take 2 hours to drink one microscopic coffee?
Cooper Mitchell
that way you can have good conversations
Dylan Gomez
Ἄσ'το συνέλλην, οἱ εὐρωπούστηδες δὲν ξέρουν τί πάει νὰ πῇ σωστὴ πόσις, μὴ ξεχνᾷς πὼς kαὶ στῆν ἀρχαιότητα ὁ ἀνόθευτος οἶνος ἦτο ἔθιμον βαρβάρων...
Jacob Smith
Agamisou re redditor
Kevin Perez
cringe and bluepilled
drinking coffee instead of getting hammered with your buddies, is the sign of absolute Hellenic civilization
You're probably a non-greek subhuman who can't hold a conversation
absolute state of capitalism
>needing drugs to have fun
>smoke
>play tavli
>analyze how you managed to fuck Eleni
>good conversations
"AYYYY BROOO I'M LIKE WASTEEED"
"WHAAAAAAAAAA?"
"HAHA YEA LOL!!"
this is true
Christian Garcia
Isn't 2 hours plenty of time? Like get up and walk around. Go see some things while you chat. Sitting around is so damn boring.
Josiah Parker
Cause historical reasons. You live in region where you can grow fruits to make cheap wine from, plus your country is much more tolerant to non-strong alcohol.
Hunter Morgan
mashALLAH brother you speak the truth, down with alcohol.
Joshua Young
it's boring only if your friends are boring
'muricans live in a much more fertile region than us, and they also get smashed
Caleb Wilson
>Smoke
Disgusting.
Aiden Ortiz
alcohol is ok, as long as it's not abused
coffee is always better though
fag detected
tho dipping is much better than smoking, I have to admit
Lincoln Butler
Ti hammered re aniliko kreas, me frappedes? Kys
Lincoln Thompson
Τί φήμη εἶναι αὕτη πάλιν ὅτι εἶμαι redditor; Τὸ account kαθαρῶς πρόkειται διὰ τρὸλλ..
Jeremiah James
>'muricans live in a much more fertile region than us, and they also get smashed
I only can speak for my country.
Gavin Foster
>drinking coffee instead of getting hammered with your buddies, is the sign of absolute Hellenic civilization
But before the Turks came you would drink nothing but diluted wine your entire lives
Connor Gutierrez
>is the sign of absolute Hellenic civilization
wrong
Gabriel Gomez
>dn borw na diavasw 3 lexeis
technically, Russia is still more fertile than Greece, still
We get to have fruit, yes, but we don't have vast open lands for proper wheat/potato cultivation
because coffee didn't exist, you moron. If it did, we'd drink it all the time too
David Clark
Skase re papara epitelous olo malakies les
Brayden Butler
Ἄντε 'ρὲ kυνιkὲ μπάσταρδε πὲς kἄτι παραγωγιkὸ ἢ βούλωσ'το ἀβέλτερον ὑποkείμενον
Ian Richardson
>t.alcoholic non-greek subhuman who got mad because I dared to shitalk his substance abuse
Alexander Martinez
>choosing to spend two (2) hours talking to normies rather than sitting in the dark, alone at your computer, drinking whiskey until you fall asleep
You don't belong here, Gr**koid
Ian Morris
t.ourkoi
Anthony Price
Beef (European) and rice (Asian) dishes are considered traditional in the New World, potatoes and tomatoes (Americas) are essential in European cuisine, "lemon" comes from Persian and "sugar" from Arabic, what's your point?
Ryan Taylor
>not being a normie, having friends, enjoying life and coffee and a smoke
pathetic
hahahaha, ok kurie Vladislavoskevich, pigaine pies ena boukali vodka kai pes ston eauto sou oti dn exeis kai provlima