Why don't Meds eat oats?

Why don't Meds eat oats?

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We do? Its only we eat a lot more stuff.

>oats
>fruit
DIE DIE DIE AMERISHIT

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Because their fags who'd rather suck the olive oil out of their gay boyfriends asshole

>not putting raisins in your oats
>not putting butter in your oats
>not putting honey in your oats

It doesn't have to be miserable and bland you know

>raisins
>butter

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>butter
>honey
>fruit
Oats are paired with Milk and or Jam, THATS IT stop with your fucking american tradition of heaving on a metric ton of sugar ontop of everything its revolting

Jam is literally more sugary than honey

I know american jam is 90% HFCS, 5% water 5% fruit but you know you can change those proportions

Embarrassing post.

Wtf

This is the correct way

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Making oats rn because of this thread

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Don't forget the brown sugar, brother

Buckwheat > everything else

Yeah, don't forget to make it taste like candy and add tons of honey and fruits to make it even sweeter.

There will be sweetness, don't you worry

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>the N*rdoid is sent into a fuming range by the idea that someone, somewhere, is enjoying life

>raisins
I have no clue what he means by butter but raisins with some cinnamon is really good.

You're retarded. Stop believing memes only poor people eat garbage.

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>and fruits to make it even sweeter

>adds jam to oatmeal
>complains about fruit making something sweeter.

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Pig food.

are you retarded

aren't oats are senile old people food?

It's cheap, nutritious, and highly customizable. If that's old people food then old people know what's up.

I eat a big bowl of oats for breakfast everyday apart from weekends or if I miss breakfast.

I usually eat it with blueberries or a banana or nuts or a combination.

I just submerge oats with water in a bowl and microwave it for 2.5-3 minutes. It's boring and bland but filling , nutritious, cheap and easy. I don't eat weekday food to feel the sensation of deliciousness, I eat it for convenient fuel. the only times I care about eating tasty food are weekends or if I eat out mid-week for work or something.

You feed it to the pig and then you eat the pig.Altough i see why the pig food can be atractive to yanks.

eating grains

there isn't much point in trying so hard to make it not bland since its still going to be quite bland. save the effort for food that actually has potential to be satisfying .
chuck in a few add-ons for the sake of health like fruit and nuts but otherwise accept that oats are bland and you just eat them for nutrition and ease and price.

>nutritious
oats aren't nutritious, it just makes pig feel full. Vegan propaganda is shit.

We have cereals instead of oats
No we dont
Did someone pee on your food dutchie?

This

>1/2 cup of rolled oats
>half a teaspoon stevia
>half a teaspoon cocoa powder
>1/2 cup of milk
>tablespoon peanut butter
>1/4 of a banana, chopped

let it sit overnight and you've got a delicious breakfast

because we have better taste

>His oatmeal is already packed with brown sugar

Because we have actual food

I didn't realize Italians were so sensitive about oats

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> muh lucky charms and cornflakes
fellow not-Amerifat

>fruit and sugar is not allowed in oats!
>only thing that belongs on oats is a mixture of fruits and sugar!

>>not putting butter in your oats
Hold up, what?

>Stop believing memes only over a hundred million Americans eat garbage