/brit/

incredibly based

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Could ask the same for capitalism

Cor

want to hug her and tell her everything will alright even though deep down I know it won't and she probably does as well

everyone is super special nice and friendly to eachother and nobody ever fights over anything because we all get everything we need and nobody has to do to work any more yayyy

hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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your brother sounds like a slag lad

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would church property be state owned in the christian socialist republic of great britain?

I kinda want to know what it feels like to be a soldier.
How do i experience the life of a soldier?

awooo
*bangs fist on table*

Cor

she's lost all appeal for me

COD

The gf wants to try out rapeplay

How does it take place

you could.... join the army

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of brit, I will fear no dave, for you are with me; your kot and your owl posts, they comfort me.

Bring a stranger in

Inshallah brother the final solution of a United Ireland shall come to pass soon and you can be on our side if you wish

This twat is gayer than the actual gay man who appears in this video.

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get it in writing

No thanks la
I don't want to get killed, just want to feel like a soldier.

would pokemon card trading be banned under socialism?

nationalise the toothbrushes of britain

nice poem lad

This is partially what the prepping and gun collecting hobbies are for

why's that then

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Lot of talk about the so-called best films of all time but for me it's Pretty girl sucks a big cock.mp4

join your armed forces
if you can't, volunteer to fight on the right side in a "good war"
there are kurdish legions that whack ISIS fighters who take foreign guys with no experience
there are some foreign legions in novo rossiya
I mean you need to contact people and find a way in but it's possible if you're able bodied

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My lower jawbone is distinctly changing (into an even manlier version luckily) but I wonder if it's a consequence of lifting or if my growth wasn't completed after all. My main man critstiano Ronaldo who is my age also seems to have experienced this looking at pictures. Do you lads know about this?

Not going to waste my time with that
Thinking of just buying a sniper rifle and shooting things and people in the forest.

by abolishing the structural violence inherent to capitalism.
in a simplified model:
if you do not work, you cannot afford food
if you cannot afford food, you either steal food or starve
if you steal food, the police will use violence against you
ergo your choices are work or be beaten up.

(not even a communist just think structural violence is an interesting and overlooked concept. people hate when you've got a brawl in the street, but they're perfectly fine for someone to get hit when they're not looking.)

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it's due to shagging trannies

Ah yes now we see the violence inherent in the system!

after 20, you produce less collagen
less collagen means thinner, tighter skin, which means it sits closer to your bones and looks less puffy

Planning on indulging tonight
Season opener

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But I am 33 my lad and it only seems to have started now.

why would you expect something for nothing?

Can't see the NEETs of /brit/ supporting this

absolutely despise it when girls moan and pretend they're having multiple orgasms when you've been pumping them for 30 seconds

you don't have to pretend

>Thinking of just buying a sniper rifle and shooting things and people in the forest.

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it's less and less each year, might just be a tipping point combined with your recent lifting
just a theory

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mine is actually really sensitive though

pinch her nipples like twice she's already gushing lol

Sounds good as long as it's not cancer I am a happy man

hate it when people stop me in the street to tell me how amazing and attractive I am

it's like come on guys haha let me live my life, you know?

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yes yes quite sick of this too

socialists are very entitled
they’re like incels for money

Would unironically be a shit life. You can't take credit for anything you achieve, never feel like anyone likes you for who you are

Looks like my fwb with a better arse

Cor
Want a yank gf

not socialist but all income derived from rent is illegitimate simple as
productive enterprise yes, rentier capitalism NO.

who's watching the game tonight then?

jealous of you lad

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Join a gun club then

pathetic arse

I SHAG but I can see how these humblebrags would be annoying for virgins
wind it in a bit, lads

feel like I shouldn't say "cope" because this is a genuine cope

can i come and sleep on your sofa indefinitely?

>men don't peak in their mid-thirtie-...

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If you do not work you receive money from the government
In what universe do you live in?
Pretty much all western countries offer financial support to unemployed people which is why you have plenty of people that don't work or contribute to society yet they still have a means to survive. In what kind of fantasy world do you live in where poor people have to steal food and then they end up in jail for that? I'm trying to figure out how sheltered form the lower classes you have to be to actually claim something like this. Even in Bosnia the "poor" people get drunk and fuck around with their money all the time.

...

Never ONCE made someone orgasm, mainly because I've only had sex with one girl
Tried everything and nothing

not pictured: vast wealth

i just want paige

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Yeah peak in all areas of life

gf just got approached to do modelling again

I've never had a girl orgasm from just penetration
using your fingers it's pretty easy though

>If you do not work you receive money from the government
maybe that's why the post clearly stated it was a simplified model you genocidal fuck

>Tried everything and nothing
in that order?

she can paige me anytime she wants

if renting is so evil then why do tenants agree to pay?
checkmate socialists

getting flown out to paris in a hour to do some modelling lads haha fucking hell bit short notice innit

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gf just got approached to do yodeling again

meet up with me

sorry lad i've got dibs haha

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nahhh ur gonna cramp my style

the paris yodelling industry is huge you'll love it

He can claim whatever he wants but the post even if simplified is still completely incorrect and just screams "upper class idiot whose idea of poverty stems from yank films".

He peaked around 2011

Penetration, fingers, oral, loads of different positions, roleplaying, nipples, smacking her arse
Nothing

coward

he who does not work, neither shall he eat
unless he owns a flat in a UK city bought in the 1970s for 5 grand, in which case it's absolutely fine that he make 75 grand a year renting it out.

socialists btfo

do you talk to them while doing it?
talk about a fantasy of spaffing in them and impregnating them and you're guaranteed to get them off
get them into the moment

Truer words were never written.
Black Lives Matter. Gas the kikes.

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Just pick yourself up by the bootstraps lmao

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