What sort of club is this?

Not mine that's for sure

you are a half member

Homoclub

it's a geographical one, so by definition not a club
they say common interest but its only common because of geography, geographical groups are community, regardless of how the people in it see it

Brothel

The kind of club you go to because of its low prices and cheap whores, not realizing you will be drugged, robbed of your money and not allowed to leave the unless you pay a ransom and give your butthole up to seven german guys.

So basically any club in south western USA.

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I'm the other half

how does that work?

... russian orders

based

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Why are Germans so butthurt about Switzerland?
You must really hate the fact they outjewed you in banking.

WERE DO YOU COME FROM?

pay debts!

t. ayy lmao

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it ain't a club sandwich, I'll tell you that

Not really hard to outjew someone who only let their jews out by chimney

because we treat them like any other immigrant when they come here I think

Half their economy is hiding German taxmoney. It’s pretty dumb having a neighbor that makes use of you like that.
Besides it was the USA that broke apart some of their bank secrecy stuff so it’s not just Germans who dislike them

Sorry its a secret :^)

don't worry, the day you'll stop being a tax evasion free hellholle we'll treat you as the migrants you are when you'll knock at your doors because you can't make a living selling choclates and meme watches

LMAO
Do the Swiss generally mistrust any foreigner?
Who doesn't hide their money in Switzerland anyway?
iirc burgers debunked mostly European Swiss accounts, i don't think they dislike Switzerland specifically.

Not gonna happening during our lifetime. Even without tax evasion we'll still gonna have Nestlé &co. What are you gonna do attack a neutral country ?;)

Not as much as they think. We are just a bit cold lets say. But I know there are entire forums full of foreigners complaining about how we treat them. Probably they just don't understand Switzerland

Fuck off bullying, Tobleroneboy.

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Mrs Merke's Fourth Reich

the chains that bind germany's fearsome form

the kind that says the leadership gets decided by popular vote (but it really doesn't)

A shitty house of cards that will implode on itself and fuck over everyone a million times worse than the UK at any moment. Thank fuck we'll be out in 6 months.

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The Swiss are nothing but upper class Germans.

Fuck off gypsy

The ''let's avoid Germany dominates with military power again and instead let them do it with economic power'' group

true

Friend of mine told me the same about the Swiss but didn't expect it's the same with Germans too.

a terrible one. they accepted us and romamia in it, can you believe it? no one in their right mind would do it.

RULE BRITANNIA

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Its the same between swiss too kek

Why are the Swiss, the most racist and xenophobic group in the world, never targeted by the left..?

and here comes the christian turks to ruin a good thread by bitching about being lazy poorfags that can't plan an economy for the millionth time.

We are good neutral boys :)

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You're Jews aren't you.

Not that I know but I have a jewish surname t bh

The cool kids club.

Berg ? pretty sure there are two kind of "berg" surnames, one semitic and another not.

mongol

>we'll still gonna have Nestlé &co

Oh great, you have the most unethical company in the world that is slowly being exposed for its inhumanity, that'll turn out well.

And don't forget Big Pharma and all those bad boys

not berg but its the same for mine surname. Some are jews some not so Idk

Big smelly gay club

>distributes immigrants to member nations
>sends out guides to immigrants on how to have sex with native women

Interracial breeding club

really takes my noggin for a joggin

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it's for frens and comfyness

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>An industry which can be overturned instantly by changes to drug patents
now that's staying power

The Alps keep the potential attackers vary.

When will Germany stop trying to take over the world?

There are strategically placed cannons and explosives everywhere apparently

Doesn't stop planes tho ;)

Based
We make the stuff you ship it fren

Hopefully never. Who else will impose Ordnung?

a gay one

grazie mille spaghettibro please send all the guanciale and pecorino you have

based swede

China, apparently.

>guanciale and pecorino
Are you making a carbonara?

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>Chinks
>Ordnung
Ich lach mich tot

lol

but user
I already did :3
now I don't have any left but I still have a bit of guanciale for the weekend
shit's so cash I've never seen such fat and tasty meat, let alone in pasta

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Guanciale is amazing. I love the fact that it stays crispy and nice even in hot pasta and even after releasing all its amazing juices

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>netherlands is german
>belgium is dutch
NANI~~

it's the first time I use it, and I think the real magic with it is that the ton of fat it holds just coats the pasta when mixed and then everything has that awesome meaty taste that you would never get with simple bacon
it can literally replace oil in a lot of situations actually

A gay club

A force against china, usa, russia.

Federalised EU when?

the herald of the EUROPEAN EMPIRE

Faggots club

A gay one full of sloppy seconds homo footfags

I could totally spank your Swiss boy butt.

the cringe club

b-but ask for approval first user!

no such thing as staying power but I doubt that I'll see swiss banks fail in my lifetime. Or corporation like Novartis fail. There's alway plan B anyway ;)

yummy

Just don't forget your place as a flyover nation

Based, if you ever visit Rome I'll stuff you full of the best carbonara you'll ever taste

Can I come?

EU is not perfect, but it's our only chance to weight against USA, China and giant corporation

You still have 177 days to do so

"Girl! I want to take you to the gay club..."

FUGG DATS A SPICY MEATABALLA

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Try and tell me you're not salivating

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Gay

>make a living selling choclates and meme watches
They sell meme knives too.

Looks good. Love Italian food

And meme clocks