Why do Germans get such big Christmas gifts??

Why???

It’s not fair. What’s even in them that is so big?

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I chuckled

good 1

It's a special gift from frau merkel.

Why do Americans get such large candles?

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Hah

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styrofoam

>lightly banter a European
>he immediately brings up 9/11

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The funny part is that this event directly led to the reason you need these protective Christmas presents

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The death of countless completely unrelated lives is not funny in the slightest.

Nah yeah it’s pretty funny euros try to make fun of it not realizing it indirectly fucked them over too, meanwhile terrorist attacks in Europe don’t affect us at all

oh boy can't wait for these presents like 2017

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Wtf it’s not fair

i wonder what`s inside

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Wait to see what French get for Christmas

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They will love it :)

>Germ many

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Why do Germans get such big ovens?

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but that's Poland

>What’s even in them that is so big?
Black cock probably.

Why they burn flowers?

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There was a typo in the reciepe and instead of flour they added flower

Those are Israeli roses.

I never got Lego for Christmas; it's not fair.

Big pizzas.

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Wtf I love Germany now.