> Be me > 29 yo professional crypto investor (>$10K) > Go to Starbucks to get coffee > See 5.5/10 Japanese girl > She's not that cute but I decide to chat her up because I'm a chad > Ask her if she likes anime, sushi, sumo etc. (I've spent a lot of time studying Japanese culture) > She asks me where I live > Tell her I live with my mom just down the road > She giggles (at this point I can tell she's a fucking conformist normie) > So what's your job she asks > Investor > Oh, so you like trade stocks? > No, crypto currencies > SHE LITERALLY STARTS LAUGHING (FUCKING BITCH)
I can't wait until Chain Link hits 1k. I wonder if that ugly chink bitch still we be laughing when I roll up in my lambo?
Why doesn't society understand the importance of price discovery? They think crypto currencies are a joke, but we're LITERALLY building the future.
>> 29 yo professional crypto investor (>$10K) >> Go to Starbucks to get coffee >> Ask her if she likes anime, sushi, sumo etc. (I've spent a lot of time studying Japanese culture) >> Tell her I live with my mom just down the road >> 29 yo professional crypto investo
>28yo crypto investor >(have more than 30k in the market) >live with parents >too ashamed to go outside for anything >have not left the house since october 2016 >still touchless virgin (never even spoke to a woman that wasn‘t my mom)
>Tell her I live with my mom just down the road are you trying to not get laid?
Daniel Powell
Maybe you should talk to them then.
Cooper Wright
25 y/o with my own place, playing about with 28k in crypto for lols. Got in early, cashed out early, now I just in it for something to do. I would never tell a girl I'm a "professional investor". Although it's quite disrespectful to laugh at someone else's description of their job, I guess mama-san didn't install as much Japanese culture on her Western whore daughter as she thought
Carter Price
This is obviously bait but if you're 25+ just say you're taking care of your mother instead of saying you live with her
Landon Murphy
Build tha futyraaa
Kek
Asher Watson
I see nothing wrong in saying you’re a crypto investor. “Yeah the same was said to Tesla/Thomas Edison with regards to electricity or Rockefeller when he discovered gasoline as an actual use to power engines. Or even Arpanet. The same is happening now with society and crypto.”
The goal is that You want to show your sophistication of understanding of the topic. Show you actually care of the deeper meanings of the potential of these coins. Doesn’t matter who you talk to, you nee to Speak with conviction. This is especiallly true when the other person laughs at you. Keep the person in check by demonstrating that their reasoning for laughter is absurd, superficial and is a brainlet for doing so. You could be an early adopter of BTC and taking care of your dying mother. What does the chick know?
Where do you live “around the block- how about you?”. Keep it vague and general. No need to go into details over your residence. The entire conversation could have been a real good one, but because you didn’t speak and need to speak with a sophistication. Do this and you won’t be as pissed off someone laughs. Good luck user
Ryder Diaz
the chainlink FUD gets more creative by the day
Joseph Bell
women dont care about your one time gains from ponzi and gamble. They want man to have skills and genetic advantages to pass on their children.
