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Je ne suis pas homosexuel mais je veux la grosse bite de Gérard Derpardieu en mon cul. Et toi ?

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>I speak French

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IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR ME TO GO BACK TO AMERICA
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
FUCK AMERICA
I WANT TO STAY IN QUEBEC

need a french gf

need a nice, warm hug

Canadien monolingues sont une honte !
>been dating a Québécoise qt for 5 months now
>I'm going to have to break up with her because I have to go back to America

I need a hot 35 year old GF. BADLY

I'm not really religious and my family converted to protestants when they moved here.

Well maybe you feel no hatred because you’re a well adjusted person.

Leafs ITT
Should I just come right back to Canada once I enter the US, so my 180 days are reset?
I really REALLY don't want to go back to living in America
I fucking love Quebec and Montreal now

>youre a well adjusted person

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>implying they will even let you back in

Who? Canada? Why would they not let me back in?

My uncle moved here over 30 years ago and has never regretted it although he seems to have a knee-jerk hatred of what he perceives is American arrogance.

tfw no bf

And you aren’t?
If you get mad at girls from ur “race” dating people with different skin color you’re a sad person

I have a 34 year old gf mais je juste veux la bite de M. Depardieu pour ma boipucci (non-homo bien sûr)

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Yea because you prolly look like a hobbit

Your uncle is retarded.
I've lived in:
Maine
California
Colorado
Oregon
Texas
South Carolina

No part of les EU even compares to Quebec or the rest of Canada.

abuse of the visa waiver program

>pour ma boipucci (non-homo bien sûr)

dont have to know french to know thats gay

That's not how it works, you have to stay in the US 6 months and 1 day out of every 12 months, then you can come back. Why not just marry her if she and Canada mean that much to you? Go elope right now. Then go to the border. For $200 they will issue you a visa that allows you to live in the country while you process your permanent resident paperwork (your wife will sponsor you).

I'll have to ask somebody.
I really don't want to break up with my girlfriend and I don't want to leave Montréal.

So my friend works for the UN in Beirut and I met a girl I talk to still from there. She’s Maronite Catholic whatever that is. But the other day she got a bit drunk and text me that she hates blacks, jews, and Muslims. It’s been awkward since then

I'm not sure what your issue is. Sounds like you agree that Canada is a good place to live.

>That's not how it works, you have to stay in the US 6 months and 1 day out of every 12 months,
Yeah, I know
I'm just being delusional right now and in the denial stage of my grieving.
> Why not just marry her if she and Canada mean that much to you?
I really may end up doing that.

I misread your post.
I thought you said he moved to America from Canada.

Are you me? I lived in Maine, California, Colorado, Tennessee, Utah, North Dakota, and spent significant time in Oregon. I believe nowhere compares to Québec or the Maritimes.

>live in canada
>fight sub 30 degree weather 70% of the year
>have to stave off meese from crashing through the walls of my house
>have to cross the border every time to buy better goods because our fun money doesnt go as far as freedom dollars

Good luck, I wish you joy in your marriage.

>live in America
>go outside
>get shot
>get bankrupt by medical bills
>spend the rest of your life toiling away and slowly paying off your debt
>you're 40 now and decide it's time to have kids
>have one son who you adore
>he's 5 now, it's time for his first day of school
>when you get to work, you get an alert that there's been a school shooting at his school
>your son is now dead
>you think to yourself
>"At least I have muh guns"

Canadians don't really skip the border to buy shit anymore, don't know why you'd think that

Wrong, non-homo specifically means not gay.

if you didnt realize, the post was a joke

I thought it meant inhuman.

Damn I’ve visited Oregon and it was the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen outside of Portland obv. The landscape is top tier, and I like going out in tillamook bay

If these leaf cities mog oregon that’s pretty impressive

As was mine
Obviously

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I live in Seattle. BCfags come down every single Canadian holiday, in literal busses. Bunch of middle aged to old ladies that all come down together and stay in a hotel together and hit all the malls and the casino on the rez

Thanks user.
We've already talked about getting married so I can stay but it seems like I'm gonna go through with it.
Oregon's nature is beautiful and all but Québec beautiful natural and urban environments.

Is this a joke?
Inhuman is inhumain

@95803933
Didn't ask

I love the temperate rainforest of Cascadia and would put it near the top of my favourite scenic places in North America but eastern Canada has a lot more going on than scenic nature.

sounds like all the asians and bay area people we get coming up to reno or Thunder Valley

This.
The west coast has beautiful nature but the cities are hell.
And there are massive homelessness problems on both sides of the border.

I liked Northern California. If it wasn't California I might want to live there.

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No, there is nothing more human than la bite de gérard en mon cul.

>I liked Northern California.
I grew up in Redding (originally from Eureka but I consider Redding my hometown) and Northern California is beautiful and all but actually living there is nothing like Québec

>I grew up in Redding

my condolences. At least you were near shasta

Canadians don’t need shit from us anymore I remember a story about a guy who resold stuff from traitor jokes because it was cheap but he got sewed for traitmark impingment

Yeah. It's probably a better place to visit then live in reality.

I left when I was 13
My family moved to Denver and I spent my late teens and early 20s moving around the US

Hello to my friends across 7 oceans

only parts of Colorado I saw was denver airport

nice view of the rockies tho

Hello

Konichi-wa

I guess I'll try extraflags out so I can be told apart from the Canadians

You're kind of creeping me out a bit. I lived in Riverside but I spent a summer in Redding once.

I'm your doppelganger from across the border

Not ur friend

I left Cali when I was 13 and went to Colorado with my family, then spent my late teens and early 20s moving around the US
This is a very bizarre coincidence

Yee

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I’m ur friend

I like my Canadian friends so much more than my American friends
I'm afraid my poor but improving French abilities will disappear with nobody to practice with

last anime i watched from start to finish was dennou coil

gonna name my next dog saatchi

7 oceans?

What is ur current dog named. I have two seaboy and remy

Hi

>tfw nobody to practice italian with

no dog
unfortunately

Hello

Sfortunato

>omg i LOOOVE nerds teehee

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bitch niggas

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Comment puis-je oublier
ce coin de paradis?
Ce petit bout de terre

papaya is gross

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didn't make any friends when i was in the USA haha

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I'm sorry about that

Malheureusement, personne ici ne parle français

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Where in California are you from?

“Non!”

Me neither but I was too busy seeing the sights to make friends. Almost everyone other than California drivers were friendly though.

Oui monsieur

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>user, ne parlez-vous français?

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T'es un loyalistes de la dernière heure. J'espère que ça marche pour vous mon ami

real talk

all the virtual youtuber drawings look like they were made by 12 year olds
all of them except maybe 1 or 2 are hot garbage

Mon français est pathétique, je connais les mots mais je ne sais pas comment les parler et ma grammaire est terrible.

Les malheurs d'un orateur autodidacte, non?

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Ryan?

the only person I know that speaks itlaian is il TerronANO