Short on the sides long on top

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2 on the sides 4 on the top
every time for the past 10 years

>bald on top not bald on the sides.

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>i want the Russian haircut please

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thank god i'm going bald

That's the preteen boy cut.

I hate so fuckin much to going to the barber. The only subject we talk about is soccer.

>he talks with the barber

never even seen a male barber
being a male barber in russia speaks volumes lol

This
Are you a normie?

it's been 10 years I go to the same place, I'm his friend

This. I just go to the local Turkish barber because he barely speaks English. He also burns my ear hairs with a flame.

Was literally at the barber a little rover 12 hours ago. Going to the barber sucks, but at least it can be routine. Finding a new barber after you move to a new town is the worst, just fuck my shit up for six months until I find someone who will actually do what I want them to do instead of just doing what they want.

Haven't had a haircut since June

March for me

>"short on the sides, slightly more on top"
>mfw she doesnt even touch the top

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>wear hearing aids
>never have to talk to the barber
Hear you later virgins

Are you gay?
When I go to a barbershop I just ask for the standard professional cut.

I just buzzcut at home, don't really care about how I look

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They have magazines full of haircuts (360 view) and you can just look through and point and ask for the one you want.

>number 4 back and sides and trimmed on top

Works every time.

You're probably an ugly mug. When you're handsome women and gay barbers will always try and fruit you up to suit their liking and it looks like shit.

well, well, look at this city slicker with his fancy haircuts

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as if the barber knew how to do more than one haircut

My nazi cut reaches my shoulders at this point and has to be bunned 24/7. I look like shit if I grow my sides even with a normal nazi cut. Thank God army is around the corner and I can finally cut this little shit off and start from anew.

Also my haircut, going to the barber right now

This is the alpha male's method

fuck

Literally me.

me but I never went dating in the first place and have to go to university and work

>he doesnt get a buzzcut in his shower for free

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My eyes are always bloodshot like this but I don't know why. Maybe I stare too hard at the monitor

if they try to cut your hair to their liking why does it look like shit, do they like shit?

why don't you simply let your hair grow

I'm almost doing this, bud
Don't doubt in a certain time I'll be doing this

>shave head totally bald
>never have to go to a barber/hairdresser ever again
>*sips*
>plus tip

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>have to shave it all the time

>if they try to cut your hair to their liking why does it look like shit, do they like shit?
A part of them still tries to do what you asked for deep down they think they know better so the result is a garbled mess.

It's the only haircut that looks good on me

takes like 2 minutes bro

Hair loss advancing, lads. Might be able to start buzzing my hair down to stubbles next spring. Maybe I'll look like Bruce Willis (I won't). Probably have to start lifting though for a broader neck so I won't look like a cancer patient.

>tfw cliche man

get it over with already, shave it

it'll look weird at first because you're not used to it, but after you brave it and just go skinhead it'll look and feel totally natural to you after a while. I know at first it feels like it sucks but take my advice - just get it over with before you end up walking around like a beta with a bald spot

all proper nordics have a hitler jugend haircut

>1 to 2 fade, thin and shorten on top, part on the right

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Zoomer on the top, fortnite on the sides

Do you also have a real job?

meh, just two retail jobs while study at uni

I just asked the barber for ‘that haircut everyone has’

that would be bald or receding hairline in neverlands

Part of the popularity of the hitler jugend cut is the fact you can more or less make your receding hairline stand out less

Do you losers seriously go to get your hair cut by a swarthy old man with calloused hands instead of paying like $5 more to go to a qt hairdresser?

Most barbers are young metrosexuals and quite often Turkish.

>haven't gone to the barber for almost a year
>tfw glorious long blonde hair
Just grow your hair out while you still can la's

everytime i go to hairdresser they cut me like shit, so i must wait two months to go again

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My barbers isn't bad but I have no clue how to style my hair so I end up looking like a Roman.

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