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Lads any good new gonewildaudios?

i was 15 at the time but was also a horny freak

16. that was the age i started pulling my cracker. honestly wish i never did desu.

LOVE ENGLAND

freak of nature

sorry what?

When I was 14 I made an onahole out of lego

based hacker

wtf i was trying to wank at 9 years old. blew my first load age 12

Пepeдáй, ёб твoю́ мaть, вóдкy!
youtube.com/watch?v=n9yZHYVkIHU

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dunno. wasn't a corrupted child i guess. turned into a freak once i started. so i wish i never did.

thats not as bad as sticking your mums bottle of impulse up your shitter is it lad
she probably used it after as well

did any of the girls in your school have a nonce boyfriend?
one of the unattractive girls in my year had a boyfriend in his 20s from adelaide and she was 16 from brisbane
wonder how that even happened like surely she knew he was a nonce right

why

>wasn't a corrupted child i guess
weird way to say freak

id rather stick my mum's deodorant up my arse than be the type to know an obscure japanese term

how vanilla when i was like 13 i used to let the cat lick my dick. at the time the cat was female seemed somehow relevant. god that is so cringe to remember. it wouldnt lick any other part of me but my bell end it couldnt get enough of

the lads

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children shouldn't be exposed to yucky thoughts like that. stop corrupting the youth freak.

i'm absolute shagged this morning

two coffees in and i'm barely keeping my eyes open

yeah

i was in the bath wanking and needed something to stick up my arse and it was near
gayest thing ive ever done and never done anything like it ever again. think it was curiousity

i DARE you to post an image with more talent

I want to make love to her.

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do you not have to prep and train to put something that big up your bum?

sticking shit up your arse isnt gay mate it involves nobody but you. i drank my own piss once but drinking male piss doesnt make me gaty when its mine

didn't have his impersonating a woman for sex loicense

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I didn't think it was a competition.

most normal people have lost their virginity by 15 and there you are not even had a wank yet

lol

>needed something to stick up my arse
did you really though

working on my v taper / small waist

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why did you drink your own piss

yuck. have some decency.

honestly surprised he's actually being punished. thought the UK legal system was a lot more pozzed. looks like we haven't reached rock bottom just yet

good post

If I bring a girl home but she happens to be a tranny, can I sue her for false advertising?

i was in the bath so it was wet
dont know think i did have trouble now that i think about it
it is definitely gay

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PERSON

pooey lynx lad

came in my own mouth once
wasn't gay though

reminds me of this

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youtube.com/watch?v=VwTrsDcX1gA
britain has produced nothing that comes close to this in this decade

funny thing is there's four men, but six charges
at least one fell for it twice

my chinese tutor has a voice naturally like that though
really annoy cause you can't hear her half the time

Have found my actual soulmate just before I've gone to uni and now I can't see her for 3 years

How do I move on. never met a girl like this before

80s choon lads: youtube.com/watch?v=EOvMpND2OZY

naga munchetty would get it

right between the legs

Not even the best la femme tune

The end by the doors is a really good some
Probably the best "dadrock" song

my album of the last 10 years

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she's already shagged someone else

yank teenagers make grand gestures to ask girls out to homecoming dance, almost like marriage proposals

seriously this is an extremely common thing and I don't understand it

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even more humiliating

no I can see her on the snap map lol
she has panic attacks everyday and is too scared to meet people

this reminds me of going to my senior formal alone
BIG mistake

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zoomers are getting btfo these days

probably goes to gloryholes
all cock, no people

this barely functional human is the person you consider to be your soulmate?
someone uncapable of socialising sounds like a nightmare to spend time with

having a cup of tea and a fridge-chilled banana and the contrast in temperatures is hurting my teeth

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Harrods cracker? Switzerland of Brit?

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she's going through an extremely stressful period
her mum has cancer etc

great post

Same
Such a shit night

love these, can really identify
got anything with this very good band the foo fighters?
youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU

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think bras should be illegal when they lie this much

How did you not know one guy to go with, Melbourne.

gfs depression is dragging me down

she looks sensational in both pictures

i thought cause the semi-formal the year before was alright and that not going would make me an even bigger loser but nah

everyone in my year went to prom alone apart from the only couple in the year that were in a relationship
there were a few other people in relationships, but most of them had their gf/bf at another school, so couldn't bring them to prom
so most of us just had a night where we dressed up nicely, had free food, and hung out with our mates for the night before we all went out drinking for the after-party

mr tesco is three minutes from being late

mad to think that russian spies literally rent cars with a load of wifi and internet equipment in the back

then go park outside important headquarters and try to hack them, it's like james bond shit irl

i was maybe only one of 3 or 4 who didn't have a date
the dates mostly weren't serious but they still had them

Yes and in school we learn to take apart kalashnikov then put it back together in 60 seconds

Emmayank here, my surname is Anglo and ends with a "man".

next time he shows up we should ask him about his prom
I'm sure he didn't go like the virgin freak he is

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>waiting like a month for something to be delivered
>guy comes to the door at fucking 9am on a Saturday
>doesn't get in first try
>leaves and marks for redelivery in a few days
for fuck sakes
i literally hit the 'unlock door' button about 5 seconds after the stupid thing stopped fucking ringing. this is bollocks.

these some ugly kids lol

>in class sit next to the group of chinks organizing prom
>they built in a contigency fund for it
>they end up pocketing a couple grand each

david goldman

battyman

why are headphones so overpriced or cheap tin cans? need some good 'phones for a reasonable price.

t. russian disinformation agent

you aren't fooling me pavel, not today

Nonce

also when you say prom is it just a dance? cause the senior formal has like a 3 course dinner as well

might switch uni to be closer with the gf
is this possible

Oy vey no!
Yes I'm the Batman.