Real-Life 007

I know that feel, bro. Brits call it "an insult to the public's intelligence".

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"Yes, we have been on vacation. We visited this tourist bullshit *insert random tourist info from airport pamphlet here*"

More like real life jonny english

I thought all spies and assassins from russia are 10/10 women

At least that's what 1980s movies tought me about russia

up until i was 25 or something i thought famke (xenia) was the swede and not izabella (natalya)

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Why are they so useless?

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my goal in life is to become a hitman except that i will use 22lr and sniper rifle like a real killer instead of gay poison shit

Ah yes, what was that movie where 007 failed to kill the baddie and ended up murdering an innocent civilian because he couldn't dispose his tools properly?

there was this one movie where a 00 agents failed to kill a baddie who had a bullet stuck in his head which made him super strong or something

Close enough

are these really the best Russia has to offer?

how can you become a government assassin ? i wouldn't mind killing people for money, at all
i am competent, serious and everything
where do i apply ?

PROOFS

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>it's real