/smg/ Stock Market General

FED shitpost edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
youtu.be/TBAQtjyqNHw
youtu.be/SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous Edition

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=jIqZQWNz0SE
thestar.com/news/canada/2018/02/15/senate-deal-to-vote-on-pot-bill-on-june-7-means-no-sales-before-august.html
globalnews.ca/news/4222469/pot-market-oregon-canada-warning/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

hahahah oh that pupper

Buy buy buy

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That turd looks too large to have come from that little dog.

Should I catch the hmny falling knife

Also, the consistency and color looks suspiciously similar to chocolate pudding.

Fuck no, because there is no guarantee of a squeeze or anything ever going good for it again. It's got nothing going for it.

How much money should I throw at BILI before earnings? Potential/risk?

Anyone want to ride the new rollercoaster, "green-machine"?

More on SIX plz

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If you bought the SPX you're gonna make it

good job

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Fuck my hands too weak, i was right on both my calls but chickened out and sold at a loss

If I didnt start drinking before close yesterday, I would have not sold all my bank stocks out of impulse, and would not have been able to buy back in today when they dropped back low

Remember, always Drink and trade

Where on this chart do you see anything remotely appealing?

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BUY GE AND HEADBANG TO DIMMU BORGIR IN YOUR FUCKING LAMBO FAGGOTS

You can't get bogged if even you don't know what you're doing

It was trading under $10 like 2 weeks ago, I think it's still overvalued. Bad earnings will tank it.

I lenjoyed your podcast.

Who had that fucking buffet-sama meme saved? pretty much all of those SMG memes that were going around a while ago were golden but i didn't save them

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>remember, always drink and trade
Yeah don't forget to always to do the opposite of what Jow Forums says.

Wheres the comfy wednesday Podcast? I want the comfy Wednesday podcast
Where is ti? Give it to me already!

>options chain
Is this like the boomer blockchain?

No, fuck six gangs. Why would I spend my day under the glaring sun surrounded by Los goblinos and wild packs of feral niggers?

looks like bitcoin tbqh

>General Electric

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just bought 2, looks good

delete this six flags is based

You guys want to talk about Weed stocks? Shouldn't they be exploding June or August the ones in Canada at least?

I guess the spy lost steam, sour hour?

Why do you predict that?

But BIZ told me to go long TLT and it's going up?

No, people are just going to plant there own seeds and all those stocks will go out of buisness

why didnt I own a piece of this amusement park five years ago?

curse my blindness

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HOP ABOARD BOYS
youtube.com/watch?v=jIqZQWNz0SE

Busch gardens is best, all others can fuck off

no, this is the pre-power hour 15 minute dump before the pump

GE super irritated at this shit. Short sellers are so powerful these days, huge price drops on nothingburger news. Obviously Power is going to be flat, just like when GE was priced at $60.

Biotech is being shitty too, even with Trump news letting everyone buy experimental drugs as soon as they pass animal testing. How fucking bullish is that? Yet bio is flat today.

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if you're going to drink you have to do it right though.

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$MAST

thats too hardcore

Because they have the votes to make it legal the only annoying thing is they are waiting to hold a referendum of when to implement it being legal which keeps getting pushed back by these old bastards.
>thestar.com/news/canada/2018/02/15/senate-deal-to-vote-on-pot-bill-on-june-7-means-no-sales-before-august.html

Most of the companies that are publicly traded and that are in weed actually have pretty awesome and solid balance sheets with consistently increasing growing returns over time but at least in my opinion right now seem really undervalued for the boom that is going to happen.

Wait until Friday. It's going down to $0.23 then shooting back up.
>hmny in id

What companies would you recommend? Always had interest in weed stocks but never knew who was what and where to look

I used to hate drinking till I had to start doing it for work. I was surprised to find out office drinking culture was still a thing.

Thanks! I think I'll put out a short one today since it's Wednesday

At least the CEO is being honest. I'd rather they keep cutting dividends and the company survives with better financial health then go under

>mfw

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so pump at 2
that means _____ at 3

Bad day, but things will get better

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pump

pump

I mean so far here is my list for top 3 that seem pretty solid:
ACB - Aurora Cannabis Inc
TWMJF - Cannopy Growth Corp (Largest market cap out of the 3)
APHQF - Aphria Inc

I have been a little if'y on when to buy them but the probability is very good they will pick up. But I mean even legalization of recreational marijuana hasn't been easy for the companies in Oregon. It's just interesting to learn, still doing more research before I shill anything solid here. I'd hate to look like those jackasses shilling HMNY.
>globalnews.ca/news/4222469/pot-market-oregon-canada-warning/

Bogs are pumping almost everything

Just like people grow their own tobacco and make their own alcohol right?

Called market up for day
GE being shit

thanks /smg/

P U M P

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no, this is different

Sould I be worried? My "sell" finger is getting itchy.

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No. Dow will hit 3-4k higher by end of year.

Oh yeah, you are counting on potheads and stoners to have their shit together? Boy, you are going to be disappointed.

Absolutely SICK of winning

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You dont sell the golden bull
when you exit the golden bull, it goes full speed away from you, like a dream and the door keeps going further away

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Please tesla hit 250 for an easy buy

This. Put a 1-3% trailing stop loss order if you're worried about losing gains after a moon mission.

buy
brkb !!!
DGRO
cpb
BGS
Big 5 Sporting Goods Corporation
GIs
TWNK
Flowers Foods, Inc.
CAMPBELLES
SJM
MCCORMICK & Co/SH SH NV
tap
KHC
k
pep
CLX
sp500
JNJ


watch NVCN ANY tvix DGRO
citigroup OR BAC

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i have never invested a penny, this is me tomorrow after close though. hopefully the bull dont get away form me

Is she currently riding BBC and will never speak to you again?
(slightly off topic)

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buy GE?

Should i start learning about investing and the stock market

Dude, please. ticker symbols only.

has comfy had enough gay sex today?

>Is she currently riding BBC and will never speak to me again?
Answer me you dumb fuck!

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ALT to $3?

has bagholder had enough gay sex today?

Its a golden Mother fucking BULL.RUN

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Am I going to get too fucked up tonight to fuck?

Too late to join BIG5 club?

Should I buy more PIRS?

Will US-NK meeting happen this June?

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yeah yeah get that Brkb while its 195 and under

going to 350 within 2 years, 500, 1000

Kek sucks to be you baggy.

My condolences comfy but you are better off for knowing.

i worry im too late. i wont get my money in my account until friday, and i work so i wont get home till close. fuck fufck med in the butt.

you gonna be ok comfy? just simple yes or no

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The last number in your post is the answer.

FUCK

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big chunk of my buy will be brbk i think. im figuring out how im diving how much of each i buy rn
also im fine lol

buy micron?

If I'm too fucked up, does it really matter, like really?

Alright last one, do I sell my whole portfolio and leave this thread forever?

Come on Bogs lets have a pull back, you are giving me too much money and inflating my ego to incredible heights

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No. The sad part of these rolling for answers posts is when you get the answer from kek, you pretty much know the answer.
Rip, you stupid whore

I'M FREE!!!!!

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Wish I could say the same, only have $150 to play with so my share ownership is always so low

I'm making pennies here and there which is a start

First time playing with stocks

Why does robinhood get such shit reviews on the App Store?
Inb4 kys fone postur

people lose money and get mad at their tools

GE might reduce it's dividend again, such is the scare, so all the stodgy dividend ETFs and pension and mutual funds are dumping it.

Whatever. GE is cutting edging on R&D... artificial intelligence, 3d printing, gene therapy defense projects. People forget this when they think of gas turbines and shitty insurance policies and a 3rd rate oil company. Nobody can do all the things GE can do. They'll inevitably pull a strong profit no matter how hard they try not to..

butthurt bagholders
the average robinhood user is retarded

The train isnt stopping

she's riding Sky News, nobody watches BBC anymore

get in on victoria's secret (LB) before close if you want to gamble earnings with me
i figure this can't dump any lower