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The state of rationalia edition

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Clerical roles? My cup of tea.

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Sex should be banned

Imagine how worthless women would be if sex was banned? It would fully reveal them as the parasites they are.

people dont like evidence though. especially if it doesnt confirm their perceptions.

just ripped ass

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Nurses should be banned from Tinder.

it's literally that simple

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god midget gems are so fucking peng

Anyone who gets an abortion should have their ovaries torn out in the process

sounds extremely painful

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JANNY IS A NIGGER
JANNY IS A NIGGER
JANNY IS A NIGGER
JANNY IS A NIGGER
JANNY IS A NIGGER
JANNY IS A NIGGER

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australians should be banned altogether

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me and the bf

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That is just flat earthers

dumb bitch

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Then how can filthy men that I don't like be accused because of feelings?

why are you posting this yank nonsense in a British culture thread

Everyone under 25 is basically american
The youngsters at my toil have their brains so stuffed with netflix shit they say things like "parking lot" and car "hood".

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Abortion should be banned. Women are filthy whores who deserve to be raped, however rape basically never happens. Women are good for their vaginas alone, nothing else.

Why yes, I am a virgin! Why do you ask?

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Just had this on in the car tune mogged everyone at the traffic lights

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wtf, Sen Colllins just made America great again!

ah yes the mentally ill paranoid freak who thinks everyone's out to get him

fantastic post

leftypol nigger seething

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*posts racial crime statistics*

>tfw full English breakfast

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just need a chubby lebanese gf to sit on my face
is that so much to ask?

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If I can't have sex then nobody should be able to

how come when a woman has a mastectomy tattoo I'm supposed to be supportive but when I get a bollocks replacement tattoo everyone laughs at me

wish I had a few extra hundred quid a month for a food budget, instead of sticking to an autistic meal schedule designed for maximum nutrition for the lowest price, I could just go to tesco every day, get some fresh vegetables and meat/fish and have myself a little feast

Sucks not being rich

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>not really
>would you rather the foster/adoption system to be overloaded?
it's hardly being loaded these days, it's genuinely hard for parents who want to adopt children to find some because most unwanted babies in the west are aborted rather than put up for adoption these days, which is why so many couples have to go to Africa or Asia to adopt babies
yes I would much rather children be given a chance through adoption than stripping them of it in the womb

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i'm a 27 year old virgin and it actually boggles the mind that people have sex

you don't live in america you mentally ill cretin

I just want to be a ward clerk

i know but im translucent at the minute which is grim to anyone's standards and i'd like to wear shorts in public without blinding people.

shes a different woman than she was in the past lads

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I don’t like my job because I don’t like having to deal with drunk people acting like wild fucking animals

The women are the worst, they think they can get away with anything. Two disgusting overweight flabby middle aged fucking tramps started pissing on the floor in the store room the other day.

I'm uncomfortable with the idea of sex due to my small penis size.

It’s not paranoia if there IS someone out to get you though. What, do you honestly think the rich and powerful will just sit back and watch as the world goes to shit? That they don’t try to control problems? You’re the mental one! You’re a brainless zombie, your inner thoughts stifled by the fluoride in the water supply

>it's hardly being loaded these days
lol

didn't laugh or care for the satire but still better than his usual comic desu

what a ridiculous post

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How do I get an Irish gf?

ah yes, virgin freaks, the experts, discussing abortion again

What!? You don't believe RAPE SURVIVORS?!! No wonder Y'all are incels... Just be a decent human being and accept ALL rape allegations as fact, EVEN when there is ZERO evidence because WOMEN DON'T LIE!

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im uncomfortable with the idea of sex because the girl will still be there after

what's wrong with it

Some shitty nightclub? Women pissing in the floor is unheard of what the fuck

Sino-Celtism is the future.

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can you do me a favour?

ah yes, because internet and video games are the pinnacle of human virtuousness
nothing but glowing reviews from the women and minorities that use it

it feels very much like reddit: the comic

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Really want to set up my own little cafe lads.

I'd get a nice coffee machine and use really nice coffee and tea. Bake bread and cakes and savouries before we open up every morning, and nice sandwiches and soups and salads.

:C

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it would be shite

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not really. quite dedicated of him.

good post

women are literally evil for not touching my peepee

As the old saying goes, "You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave."

Yes

They started pissing in a store room

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What sorts of sandwiches?

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Google captcha showing stairs for selection. That means stair climbing cars are coming

do it, i believe in you

the group members clearly have little idea of what they're doing but i can't be bothered correcting them

bacon sarnies innit

I'm a catcalling survivor

Did you heem them?

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Give me some comfy guitar tunes to sing to you lads

Why do Scottish people have a reputation for being miserable while Irish people have a reputation for being cheerful? Most of the Scottish people I meet here are usually quite happy while the Irish people are all grumpy little shits.

You really should have had that idea 10 years ago mate, the market is flooded now. Even my little village of 2000 people has 5 cafes when there used to be only one.

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if asking people to be responsible when they have sex and asking them to raise their children is asking "too much" then we are living in a sorry state of a civilisation

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Jesus who let the imam into brit

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I'm good at cooking and baking, I'd pride myself on quality
Ham and cheese

Tuna mayonnaise

Egg mayonnaise

Beef and horseradish mayo

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BLT was the right answer.

pot noodle for lunch, gotta get the ol' nutrition in

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No but I would have liked to, instead I politely had to say “We do have toilets you know” instead of bouncing a chair off their fucking heads like it should be ugly dirty disgusting fucking whore tramps ughhhh

This brave girl is a "have a note handed to you" survivor, how did she get through this ordeal??
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It's not for cars, it's for their murderbots. And chimneys, so murderbots can go down the chimney at night when you are asleep.

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